Guys & Dolls Podcast
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The Cheek Brothers are a couple of guys who are interested in talking about dolls... specifically Barbie movies. Tune in and listen to them wax poetic about plastic dames, and figure out why the hell they did this in the first place.
Guys & Dolls Podcast
1y ago
Did you know that some people consider chess a sport? What’s fucking up with those nerds? Everyone knows that real sports cause massive physical injury. What’s the worst that chess can do? Defeat Communism?
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Guys & Dolls Podcast
1y ago
There’s nothing more depressing than a bland porn parody name. “Kevin Can Fuck Himself”? “Kevin Fucked Himself”! “The Walking Dead”? “The Walking Head”! And “The Boys” would just be “The Bois!” So what were trying to say is … step up your fucking game Hollywood. We’re drowning out here.
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Guys & Dolls Podcast
1y ago
And now, a newly discovered page from Charles Dickens’ diary.
“Dear Diary, So like, I just finished this story called “The Prince and the Pauper” and like it’s total amaze-balls. It’s about this prince and this pauper, but like, I don’t wanna spoil anything for you diary. And you remember that brand I told you about, Barbie? Yeah, they’re gonna make like 3 movies out of it. It’s gonna be lit! Anyways, I’m gonna write a mystery book next. Hope I don’t die! #PACE
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Guys & Dolls Podcast
1y ago
You know, this film reminds me very much of the Jules Verne classic “Around the World in 80 Days” … God I wish I read that book instead of watching this movie.
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1y ago
As a creative writing exercise, the GAD team took a poetry class. The following is the only evidence to survive.
“SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“UHGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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Guys & Dolls Podcast
1y ago
And now the opening argument transcript from the case of “Bob Marley v. The District of Home Town U.S.A.”
(cont.)
The Defense rises to give opening arguments.
THE DEFENSE: Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury I am not here to dissuade you from the facts of this case. My client did indeed shoot Sheriff John Brown, however, the facts will show that my client, Bob Marley, did this in self defense and unlike what the prosecutions would lead you to believe, he did not in fact shoot the deputy. And any further accusations therein are in fact irrelevant to this case. Your Honor, I would like to call my f ..read more
Guys & Dolls Podcast
1y ago
In the United States, systemic white supremacy is prevalent in nearly every nook and cranny of government and society. So we here at the GAD podcast seek to do something about this. Below is listed our favorite white people slurs
Albino Monkey
Blanco Bullies
Coconut Coocoos
Dry Chicken Munchers
Yogurt Yodelers
For further reading, please click the link below.
Https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-yrD_VtbtnYLZZvxbjJMoOP86RBy35Y7zeLLWY45xhQ/
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Guys & Dolls Podcast
2y ago
Ni ĉi tie ĉe Uloj kaj Pupoj zorgas profunde pri internaciaj aferoj. Do ni decidis, ke la priskribo de ĉi tiu epizodo estos en la lingvo Esperanto. Ĉi tiu stulta, fika lingvo estis desegnita por esti sekundara internacia lingvo kaj ni ĉiuj povas vidi kiel tio rezultis. Podkasto pri Barbie-filmoj devas instrui vin pri ĉi tiu merdo. Sufiĉe embarasa, ĉu?
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Guys & Dolls Podcast
2y ago
So there’s a joke here… about a certain kind of neckwear…and the kind of material it’s made from. This joke is not suitable for young children. So we’ve decided to be the bigger people and not make a “pearl necklace” joke
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Guys & Dolls Podcast
2y ago
A core staple of William Shakespeare’s plays are a cacophony of miscommunications and intertwined personal relationships that have often been though to be easily resolved by simple communication. In the following essay, I shall prove that, without a shadow of a doubt, all issue within all Shakespeare’s plays would be solved by a Hamlet centered harem.
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