In this episode we envision a less pink future, where the feminists are chased out of the world and true patriarchy reigns supreme. We ponder the implications of this new blowjob based economy, and we ask the hard questions that nobody else has the balls to ask, such as: "How can I release my held trauma in a healthy way" and "does Jesus' dick glow in the dark?" Along the way we meet colorful characters such as [REDACTED], and Doctor Tongue the Tongue Doctor. Watch as we quickly lose momentum (along with our sanity) and end the show on a bland note after a return to the world of Crazy Aunt Suz ..read more

This one goes out to all the Grandmas out there ; 3 In this episode we have the special guest, the last "man" alive. We explore the confounding mysteries of the left handed bicycle greasing machine, the impossible concrete wall in your mind separating you from God, and we explore how Jesus takes all the credit for the Conga-Line. We also promote the book "Bad Parenting for Super Girls", and we discuss the qualities of a good stalker. In this episode of Crazy Aunt Suzie’s Aunt Suzy Crazy Show, we find out how a universe that has no math operates, also, the ultimate fates of all the Grandpas. P ..read more

In this episode we have a special guest replacing Ashley from now on; Slug-Spawn Ashley! We talk about  Hierarchies, the story of Ashley's birth and her tribulations of growing up in a swan suit at school, and Guinevere's intimate relationship with the bedbugs she sleeps with. Also showcasing a clip of the first recorded episode of the now famous "Crazy Aunt Suzie's Aunt Suzy Crazy Show" starring Crazy Aunt Suzy, Sister Suzy, and 9,000-Year-Old Grandpa.  ..read more

Ahoy there matey, this podcast number three. In this episode we explore the topics of schooling, golden people, Ashley‘s internship in Wisconsin, totally true Alaskan history, the cat kid law, police garter belts and our patrion. We also play guess how infected Guine’s mouth is going to be, and learn the back story of Guinevere’s father. #improv #comedy #transgender #trans #transgirls #funny  ..read more

We talk about secret bbq sauce recipies, coulrophobia, money counterfeiting, our least favorite bug and kidney stones. Perfect for anyone with ADHD or other.  ..read more

Watch at your own risk. Improv comedy podcast performed by two trans women, we are stupid and unfunny please give us money we need it more than you. We touch on hard hitting topics such as religion, prostitution, cancer, antisemitism, the stages of grief, and musky man bees. Join us with our special guest, Harold the Mime as we dive dick-first into these wet ass topics ..read more

This synopsis isn't. It's quite hard, almost as hard as Ashley during this episode.  What caused Ashley's mess? Well, we preform Vore ASMR and play Guess What Guine is Eating. We also talk about Ashley's quirky bathroom habit. Ashley also explains her bondage situation with Guinevere. What would our parents think? :O This episode is all about the holiday spirit as it takes place during Fourth of July, Christmas, and Valium-times day. Guienevere also talks about her secret way of escaping This Shitty Country, by collecting Dog Tokens. The girls also dub the international classic film "Oh O ..read more

Today we get flirty with some dicey topics. Please be aware that we are self aware when you finally cancel us. #canceldoubledelerium We put on our biologist hats and discuss our favorite kinds of totals, and all the various dangerous wheels out there. Guine plays in her debut role "Intruder #2, the check accepting prostitute" and we muse about the furthest reaches of the cock-and-ball torture spectrum, and who could forget the tremendous victory we have when we identify 2 new colors, Orngis and Morgis? In the new episode of Crazy Aunt Susie's Aunt Suzy Crazy Show Crazy Aunt Suzy is confronted ..read more

In this episode we envision a less pink future, where the feminists are chased out of the world and true patriarchy reigns supreme. We ponder the implications of this new blowjob based economy, and we ask the hard questions that nobody else has the balls to ask, such as: "How can I release my held trauma in a healthy way" and "does Jesus' dick glow in the dark?" Along the way we meet colorful characters such as Pabo N'dugu Pingo Babango, and Doctor Tongue the Tongue Doctor. Watch as we quickly lose momentum (along with our sanity) and end the show on a bland note after a return to the world of ..read more

This one goes out to all the Grandmas out there ; 3 In this episode we have the special guest, the last "man" alive. We explore the confounding mysteries of the left handed bicycle greasing machine, the impossible concrete wall in your mind separating you from God, and we explore how Jesus takes all the credit for the Conga-Line. We also promote the book "Bad Parenting for Super Girls", and we discuss the qualities of a good stalker. In this episode of Crazy Aunt Suzie’s Aunt Suzy Crazy Show, we find out how a universe that has no math operates, also, the ultimate fates of all the Grandpas. P ..read more