This dude. Ya know, yer man Donald Trump claims to be worth $10 billion. Forbes claims it’s more like $2.6b. But, cash on hand, as they say on Wall Street, liquidity, is something quite different. Old 45’s got some bills to pay, so today is the biggest Presidents’ Day Sale in history – The Trump Liquidation Sale. Did your Super Bowl Party turn into a Taylorgate? With the recent civil business trial culminating in a judgment of more than $350 million against the former president, combined with the nearly $83 million judgement in the E. Jean Carroll sexual assault trial, Trump may find himself ..read more

Everybody has an opinion on the Super Bowl. Your mom. Your dad. The guy at the 7-11; even politicians aren’t shy about their viewpoint, but, what about a kid? What does a kid think about the Super Bowl? Super Bowl Party? You mean Taylorgate? It really is, and has been, the biggest television spectacle in America. In the U.S., eight of the top ten most watched television events have been Super Bowls. Last year’s matchup between the Philadelphia Eagles and Kansas City Chiefs in Super Bowl LVII had more than 115 million viewers. Like her or hate her, Taylor Swift may take Super Sunday to a wh ..read more

If you’re a Taylor Swift fan who has recently been drawn to football because she is dating the Kansas City Chiefs’ superstar tight end, Travis Kelce, we’d like to introduce you to an American tradition – the Super Bowl party – or as you may want to call it a Taylorgate. It’s perfectly fine that you are more interested in catching a brief glimpse of Taylor in the suite, than who wins Super Bowl LVIII. But, if you, and your cats, are going to watch the game, you might as well do it right with delicious Taylor Swift-inspired appetizers for your Taylorgate. Hear a musical recap of the month th ..read more

I’ll be honest, I employ child labor. How else can you record an ordinary kid on the differences between the original “King of the North” Santa Claus and Amazon? According to Wikipedia, Santa’s been at the home delivery game since the 3rd century. Amazon – only since 1994. I mean, come on, Kris Kringle originated the idea of overnight delivery, didn’t he? What does a kid really think about Thanksgiving? While you prepare your house for the upcoming holiday season, let’s count the reasons why Santa is better than Amazon. Catch a holiday parody of the Beastie Boys’ “Sabotage” titled “Santa C ..read more

I actually did some comprehensive research for this bit. I talked to a nine-year-old and a ten-year-old about Thanksgiving dinner. This will come as a huge shock to you, but they could give two shits. Seriously, they will first give you the sanitized, elementary school version of the Pilgrims and the Indians. And then, blank. Hear a Kid on Halloween Let’s be honest, Thanksgiving is for the more seasoned of human beings. For kids, it can’t compete with the fun of Halloween or the flash of Christmas. For them, it’s just dinner. Sure, dinner with a little extra, but in the end, it’s a meal. I ..read more

It’s that time of year again. No, not the holidays. It’s DJ Layoff Season. The time of year when the big radio corporations decide to terminate some of your favorite radio personalities. As fall turns to winter, many deejays fear for their livelihoods. As far back as I can remember, all of the big radio station layoffs have happened just before Christmas. That’s nice, right? The fall ratings period, typically, ends in early December. Radio is a business, and it’s the fourth quarter. How is the station going to finish of the year, financially? When I was in radio, the rumor was that the compa ..read more

Why the Chinese hoarding all the pandas? I get it, Giant Pandas only exist in China, so the only way go have pandas in America is through the Chinese. You may not know this, but we don’t like each other so much. Now, while you may think President Nixon was a lying, cheating dick, you can credit him with this: He brought pandas to America. Accoring to CNN, “Beijing’s panda diplomacy with Washington kicked off in 1972, following President Richard Nixon’s historic visit to China.” “Chairman Mao Zedong’s government gave two giant pandas to the United States in a sign of warming bilater ..read more

After learning about new Speaker of the House Mike Johnson’s declaration that he and his 17-year-old son were “accountability partners,” I decided to read up on, what some call, “shameware.” The speaker, and his son, utilized the application Covenant Eyes. The app monitors what’s being viewed on one’s devices. If a keyword like “porn” comes up, an alert is sent to the person’s accountability partner. Thank gawd, my mom didn’t have this technology when I was a teenager. Her phone woulda been going off like one of those European ambulance sirens. I’m not sure if these porn accountability apps ..read more

Every year they come to our doors looking for a handout. They are dressed as princesses and pirates, fire figthers and fairies. They have one goal in mind: to fill their pumpkin buckets, pillowcases or Walmart shopping bags with as much candy as they can carry. Yet, we wonder what’s really going on in their malleable, little minds. What’s going on in the head of a kid on Halloween? This Kid Supports Book Bans Most have been schooled on the basics of polite behavior. Say, “Trick or Treat” when the door is opened. And even if the person answering the door gives them box of raisins or dental fl ..read more

It will be an unprecedentedly weird Halloween this year. Nobody seems to know what is allowed. Some people are like, “I don’t think kids should have to wear masks while trick or treating.” Which, in itself, is a funny statement when it comes to Halloween. But regardless of all that, here are some songs, bits and whatnot to celebrate your Halloween in whatever super spreading way you’d like to. A Kid on Halloween  What a kid really thinks about Halloween. A Kid on Halloween audio-and-video-player require JavaScript Citizens Against Halloween In these political times there has to be prot ..read more