It is a real thing. It is. Elon Musk is now, officially, a disease. Are you suffering from Muskothelioma? After watching the centibillionaire on stage at a Trump rally in Butler, Pennsylvania make the “leap of cringe,” many are suffering some measure of embarrassment for the South African Date a Trumper? – Try Trumphumpers We’re not sure if Muskothelioma is curable. It certainly is transmissable, and it has spread exponentially since Musk’s purchase of Twitter in 2022. Don’t You Want the Best for Your Sean John? – Try Diddy Lube If you are a Tesla owner, you might be eligible for compensation ..read more

The most shocking thing about the arrest of hip hop mogul, Sean “Diddy” Combs wasn’t the charges: sex trafficking and racketeering. It wasn’t that he, and his entire family, were stripped of their passports, or that Diddy remains in custody after being denied bail. It wasn’t even the allegations of forced sex romps, that we’re called “Freak Offs.” Oddly, it was that investigators found more than 1,000 bottles of baby oil. How many gallons is that? Wanna make dating great again? Try Trumphumpers Remember in the movie, Old School, when the frat brothers are struggling to find enough KY Jelly for ..read more

A recent Newsweek poll found that 71% of young Democrats would not date someone who voted for Donald Trump. I don’t find those numbers particularly startling. I’d like to see a male/female breakdown. If men are being honest, and there’s a chance of getting laid, they are not going to care if she’s wearing a red cap or not. Check out some more political comedy here. It would make sense, however, if there was a dating site specifically for the Libs. Introducing DemDates.com. Where Libs Find Love.™ Maybe you love DEI, LGBTQ, AOC, and every other letter in the alphabet. You’ll find the Democrat of ..read more

Imagine, if you will. It’s a first date. Before the server delivers the main entrée, the conversation has turned to politics. She exclaims, “I could never date someone who would vote to take away my right to choose!” He screams back, “How did you not see the multiple ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ flags in the back of my F150?” She storms off. He sits alone wishing he could find someone just like him. Avoid the drama, and make dating great again when you sign up for 45’s new dating app – Trumphumpers. Also check out DemDates.com. Where Libs Find Love. Now you can find someone who loves Fox News just as mu ..read more

In business, you gotta pivot. The marketplace is always changing, and if you’re not prepared for it, you may not have a business for long. Check out some of my best original songs here. It’s what happened on Sunday, when out of the blue President Joe Biden decided to step aside from his re-election campaign and make way for Vice Presidnt Kamala Harris. I imagine there were more than a few Trumpers shocked by the announcment. None more alarmed then the random Trump merchandise sellers. I figure there were more than a few merch guys with warehouses or storage units packed full of “Let’s Go Brand ..read more

What can we expect from tonight’s first presidential debate between President Joe Biden and former president Donald Trump? Hear “License Back,” a “Sexy Back” Justin Timberlake parody. If you ask Republican Congresswoman Nancy Mace (R-S.C.), “How much adderall are they going to give him?” she queried on Newsmax. Democrats seem to hope “Trump will be Trump,” pushing election denial claims and fantastical anecdotes about sharks and batteries. We all know what Fox News is saying. We all know what MSNBC is saying. What does an ordinary kid think about the debate? An Ordinary Kid on the Debate ..read more

The man, before his one-term presidency was known for real estate. Much like Mr. Monopoly, Donald Trump was all about hotels. Love Board Games? Play “Hush Money.” It seems only fitting that Parker Brothers, the originator of the board game classic, Monopoly, would want to partner with 45. Now, they have. Introducing Trump Monopoly. In this version, you probably won’t get a chance to win $10 in a beauty contest. You’re definitely not taking a ride on the Reading Railroad. I mean, unless it’s headed for jail. For more political comedy – Click here. Let’s be honest 34 for 34, that’s pretty im ..read more

How does one decide to randomly punch America’s sweetheart, Steve Buscemi, in the eye hole? The star of Boardwalk Empire is out, minding his own business, walking the Chelsea neighborhood in New York City, and BLAMMO!!! Check out some of my best political bits here. The 66-year-old gets punched in the face. Now, he’s an American treasure. Think Reservoir Dogs, Fargo, and an entire list of really crappy Adam Sandler movies. See my interview with McLaren F1 Driver Lando Norris It didn’t take long for Nintendo to capitalize on the attack. Introducing, Steve Buscemi’s Celebrity Punch-Out!! Pic ..read more

This dude. Ya know, yer man Donald Trump claims to be worth $10 billion. Forbes claims it’s more like $2.6b. But, cash on hand, as they say on Wall Street, liquidity, is something quite different. Old 45’s got some bills to pay, so today is the biggest Presidents’ Day Sale in history – The Trump Liquidation Sale. Did your Super Bowl Party turn into a Taylorgate? With the recent civil business trial culminating in a judgment of more than $350 million against the former president, combined with the nearly $83 million judgement in the E. Jean Carroll sexual assault trial, Trump may find himself ..read more

Everybody has an opinion on the Super Bowl. Your mom. Your dad. The guy at the 7-11; even politicians aren’t shy about their viewpoint, but, what about a kid? What does a kid think about the Super Bowl? Super Bowl Party? You mean Taylorgate? It really is, and has been, the biggest television spectacle in America. In the U.S., eight of the top ten most watched television events have been Super Bowls. Last year’s matchup between the Philadelphia Eagles and Kansas City Chiefs in Super Bowl LVII had more than 115 million viewers. Like her or hate her, Taylor Swift may take Super Sunday to a wh ..read more