Happy Landing Immigrant!
YES WE CANADA The Progressives Guide to Getting the Fuck Out
by Matt Zimbel
1w ago
My dear American progressives,  You know when you get all frustrated with your country and say shit like, "that's it, I'm moving to Canada?" Well, 'movin' to Canada is not as easy as it sounds.   But because we are so grateful for your support and so tremendously concerned about your future, you know, once Trump gets re-elected and frees the 700 January 6th 'hostages/political prisoners', we thought you might need some legal counsel .  So we booked you a lawyer, on us.   ..read more
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Tuck Yeah!
YES WE CANADA The Progressives Guide to Getting the Fuck Out
by Matt Zimbel
1M ago
Tucker Carlson, American "journalist" decides it's time to fly to Calgary to "liberate" Canada and then jet to Moscow have a "serious talk" with Russian  President  V. Putin. Much hilarity ensues.  ..read more
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Be here...it's gonna be mild!
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2M ago
  Oh, my Americans y’all love your renegades. Your mavericks on a mission. Your rebels in resistance. Y’all love an armed, chiselled man, on a quest for redemption, to hell with “corporate” and their petty, girly boy, rules.   America…where insubordination r …us.   Which, in an odd kinda way, explains why, over 9 million people who voted for Obama in 2012 up and decided to vote for Trump in 2016.  Cuz y’all love an outsider… no matter what they believe in.  Yep, Trump gave the middle finger to the man, then he became the man, acted liked a child, and now he’s ..read more
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From Little Rock to Big Rock
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3M ago
  There are upstanding Conservatives, staunch Republicans, proud “Never Trumpers” or perhaps we should say; “Never Again, Trumpers” and they’re hurting.   They lay their weary anti-woke heads on their pillows at night and dream of Nikki Haley being inaugurated as president on January 20th 2025.    Now, gosh, we're sorry to pop your right-wing patriotic bubble… but we're afraid that the Future Felon in Chief - Donny J. is the one who who’ll be representing Republicans on election day and likely raising his tiny right hand on Jan. 20, 2025   So, it is not without so ..read more
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Lordy, Lordy, Lordy - God Help Us!
YES WE CANADA The Progressives Guide to Getting the Fuck Out
by Matt Zimbel
4M ago
Well this is a tough one.  This episode went sideways. If we tell you how, we will be accused of rampant spoiler alert. So, press play, and and listen carefully as your 9th favorite podcast loses complete control of the run of show.  ..read more
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From the White House to the Big House
YES WE CANADA The Progressives Guide to Getting the Fuck Out
by Matt Zimbel
5M ago
In the United States of America, the law and order party currently has a law and order problem.  Looks like the Republican nominee for president is wanted on 91 felony counts in four states. Simultaneously his businesses are in civil court in New York, losing on fraud and financial misdoings charges, just like his charities and his um, University. There are so many misdoings a foot that our boy Donny John might just be misdone. His indicted co-conspirators are starting to flip like breakfast pancakes and he’s hemorrhaging green to pay the legal team.  The one-man crime spree of Donal ..read more
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2022 Fugetaboudit
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1y ago
2022 What a year!  Fugetaboudit.  Never too soon to review 2022! Arghhhhhhhhh. Come on!  You can do it.  We make it fun and it's the last episode of season two!  We're gonna miss you guys ..read more
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Un Parliamentary Profanity
YES WE CANADA The Progressives Guide to Getting the Fuck Out
by Matt Zimbel
1y ago
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The Great! Replacement Theory
YES WE CANADA The Progressives Guide to Getting the Fuck Out
by Matt Zimbel
1y ago
You’ve heard of “The Great Replacement Theory “right?  No? Let me rephrase that… you’ve heard of the right’s great replacement theory… correct? Right?  The Jews and other democratic elites are trying to change the electorate by importing immigrants who will vote for democratic policies, like big government spending. Cuz we all know how the Jews like big spending right? Tucker Carlson, George Soros on line one  from Martha's Vineyard.  ..read more
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In God We Trust
YES WE CANADA The Progressives Guide to Getting the Fuck Out
by Matt Zimbel
1y ago
Wokies and Wokettes, Huge booking on the show today...a feature interview with God.   He's been listening to YouTube clips of  Marjorie Taylor Green, Ted Cruz, Alex Jones and  Lauren Bobert and they are bringing the wrath of God.  In fact, I've never heard him this wrathy.  ..read more
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