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Bathtub car on steep city street very important guy who is clearly who he is comes out door gets in bathtub car without looking backwards pulls up on lever and goes super fast backwards through a busy street down another incline and parks abruptly 'awww time for my meeting' he says as he gets out at that exact moment SWAP team members run in front of him to where it appears he is going A delusional bee appears holding frito lays box 'Don't forget a snack' says the bee as he goes in       ..read more

walking down the street delusional wasp lands on my hand 'hope your having a great day Trevor!' murmur 1. gets hit by car 2. car is driven by short cop nemesis 3. his legs are longer from a book he was reading in his backseat 4. he's with a beautiful woman on account of his legs 5 he has the last piece of weed in town 6. his bowl he was smoking is annoyingly small 7. the wasp stings me laying on the ground with a jolt wasp 'way to ruin a great day jackass ..read more

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I was searching didn't find anything like 'Daily Humor' or sthg so I am starting this one. Not sure if I am doing it right? Contribute! Laughing keeps us sane ..read more

  0 views     We all have those moments All kinds of funny things can happen to us.  When they happen, they can be embarrassing.  Like the time I got mustard in my beard in a restaurant.  I tried to wipe it, but it spread, I went to the ‘restroom’ to clean it, and it only made my beard more yellow and of course, the spot became a big smudge.  The staff was amused by it so I decided (what else could I do) to laugh with them.  Though now, I don’t use so much mustard when I am out.   You can never be too careful with mustard. Once I was just ..read more