In this preposterously fun episode, former Jehovah's Witness and current stand-up comedian Colton Drake and I reveal unto the world what the view is like from the Watchtower, why in the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks J-Dubs don't celebrate birthdays, the existence of real-life NPC's, and where he thinks the Garden of Eden actually is. The answer may surprise you! Reach out! Email: polyganometrypod@gmail.com Instagram: @plygpod Facebook: facebook.com/plygpod Follow Colton! Instagram: @coltondrakecomedy Sept. 9th (Port Angeles) Ticket Link: https://navalelks.ticketleap.com/comedy-night-at-the-elks ..read more

In this front porch free-wheel, Rob, Jacob, my roommate/comedian Blade Frank, and I reveal unto the world the various conspiracy theories toted by the church, what a tithing audit looks like, and what makes the Big Bang so bangable. Reach out! Email: polyganometrypod@gmail.com Instagram: @plygpod Facebook: facebook.com/plygpod --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/polyganometrypod/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/polyganometrypod/support ..read more

In this meeting of the minds, I sit down with former Mormons and current stand-up comics Rob Devens and Jacob "Moose" Whitmer and reveal unto the world our favorite Church Snacks (TM), harmonize on classic primary hymns, and reminisce about Fast and Testimony meeting. Reach out! Email: polyganometrypod@gmail.com Instagram: @plygpod Facebook: facebook.com/plygpod --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/polyganometrypod/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/polyganometrypod/support ..read more

In this strong-language-containing episode, my ridiculously wonderful comedy pal Rob Wentz (@therealmcrobinson) pops in for a rousing chat involving local comedy (we couldn't help it), Rob's VERY loose understanding of the Bible, and an even looser description of Mormon cosmology. Reach out! Email: polyganometrypod@gmail.com Instagram: @plygpod Facebook: facebook.com/plygpod Patreon: patreon.com/plygpod Official Photo of Joseph Smith https://cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/sltrib/MEKQVQ4YMVGZFB4CEVQQPAW2AE.jpg --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show ..read more

In this eclectic episode, Jared and I continue our conversation and dip further into what he describes as "Journeying;" a mindfulness practice where he fought a Japanese blade-smithing demon called a Tengu. Antelope, Wolves, Demons, oh, my!  Reach out! Email: polyganometrypod@gmail.com Instagram: @plygpod Facebook: facebook.com/plygpod --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/polyganometrypod/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/polyganometrypod/support ..read more

In this first of many biographical episodes, my Uncle Jared, his son Elijah, and I reveal unto the world his pre-birth memories, how much he detests beets, and how even Grandpa Rod knew when he was whooped.  Reach out! Email: polyganometrypod@gmail.com Instagram: @plygpod Facebook: facebook.com/plygpod --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/polyganometrypod/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/polyganometrypod/support ..read more

In this tough-pill-to-swallow-kind-of episode, I sit down with my bestie Devon and Ol' Crumpets to discuss our thoughts, feelings, and emotions after watching the Netflix docuseries Keep Sweet: Pray and Obey; which shows the life, times, rise, and eventual fall of notorious polygamist and leader of the FLDS, Warren Jeffs. Many of my extended family members are featured, as well as [the audio of] a video in which "Uncle" Warren reveals his true feelings regarding his relationship with the Almighty.  Feel free to reach out with any questions, comments, or concerns! Email: polyganometrypod ..read more

In this episode, my 1st Cousin Marissa and I reveal unto the world her struggle with mental health problems, how her little sister exfoliated with her pubes, and how she gained a new-found respect for her father. Have questions that you'd like to have answered on the next A&YSR? Reach out! Email: polyganometrypod@gmail.com Instagram: @polyganometrypod Facebook: facebook.com/polyganometrypod --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/polyganometrypod/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/polyganometrypod/support ..read more

It's the Polyganometry Halloween Special! In this terrifyingly funny episode, Ol' Teabagz and I reveal unto the world a variety of stories from the early days of the Mormon Church involving demonic possession, Kenneth Copeland's knack for heavy metal music, and how speaking in tongues is probably a sign that you're of the devil. So dawn your crystals and take a long sip of your kombucha, 'cause this episode is as close to a true-crime podcast Polyganometry will ever get!  Have questions that you'd like to have answered on the next A&YSR? Reach out! Email: polyganometrypod@gmail.com In ..read more

In the final part of this interview, Ol' Crumpets and I sit down with the Wet Dream King to reveal unto the world polygamy questions that he has never heard before, a challenge for Fraser to be a polygamist for a week, and how hedgehogs are somehow wild in the UK? Have questions that you'd like to have answered on the next A&YSR? Reach out! Email: polyganometrypod@gmail.com Instagram: @polyganometrypod Facebook: facebook.com/polyganometrypod --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/polyganometrypod/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify ..read more