Now listen carefully 007... That's right, DePlume and Visage are talking about Bond, James. Bond. James Bond. The Living Daylights is an absolute belter and only marginally ahead of our own Bond-style pitch. So get those buds in as this is for your EARS only. HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ..read more

The boys are back after a winter hiatus with Judge Dredd. By Drokk we love this movie and will give anyone who disagrees 10 years in the cubes! What's that you say? "it's awful?" We KNEW you'd say that ..read more

We watched Expendables 4 so that you don't have to. Then, to lighten the mood, we imagined what would happen to the Home Guard if they encounter The Predator ..read more

HARPY HORRORdays! Yes, it's Halloween; the spookiest of seasons and we here at Hardcasters are getting in on the AXE. This is a MONSTER episode, where we DIG UP horror/action/superhero FRANKENSTEIN of a movie; SPAWN. We get into the crafting of this movie (cos we LOVECRAFT) then bring forth extra chuckles and MORE-HEEs (VORHEES) with our customary PITCH(FORK?). We guarantee a BRUNDLE of facts and a SKELE-TON of fun. Have a great NIGHT(MARE) everyone ..read more

After last episode's live commentary we're gather our thoughts on Van Damme's time-travelling romp and then we get to pitch an idea with a title that's been knocking around in our heads for years ..read more

Nobody likes change but DePlume and Visage always like to shake things up. It's just the kind of rule-breaking bucks they are. And so, rather than talk about this week's movie in retrospect, join us for our first ever live commentary. To make the experience extra exciting, queue up Timecop and watch along with us. Whatever you choose be sure to join us next week for our post-viewing thoughts and our own, quite magnificent, pitch ..read more

We're back from our Summer holidays! Dick has rinsed out his bucket and spade and Dom has applied aftersun to some especially delicate areas of flesh. So what better way to see in the Autumn but letting everyone down with smut. Yes, we tackle the sluggish troughs and lurid peaks of mid-nineties direct to video memory-loss thriller Timebomb. We then try to pitch a film that's all peak but instead create a filthy monster for which we are not proud. Consider this an advance apology... Maybe a little bit proud ..read more

You know what we have? We have... nothing that can't be cured with antibiotics. We also have our Masters of the Universe episode! This much maligned fantasy epic is given its due and then we ramble our way through our third in the "Tosh Trilogy"! This episode will give YOU the power ..read more

Visage and DePlume develop a MANIA for WRESTLING... we are maniacs for wrestle... mania... This week is about wrestling. Kind of. First, we looked at the pilot episode for an un-produced series about two wrestlers who become cops starring non-other than "Rowdy" Roddy Piper and Jesse "The Body" Ventura. Sounds great right? Ahem. Then "Vigorous" Dick Visage and Dom "The Leg" DePlume pitch our own mega-epic featuring all your favourite WWF classics. This episode is a KNOCKOUT ..read more

We delve back into the sad greys of 70s British television to explore the murky but action-packed goings-on in the seminal cop series The Sweeney! Then, as expected, we pitch our own 70s cop show. Listen, or we'll NICK YOU ..read more