I want to believe I am brave enough to accept fate. Until then, destiny entails massaging Luca’s ego into self-destruction, surrounding dog units with man units, sharing a face with Luc, realizing Tsai is an ugly deadbeat dad, getting our life together, caring about breeding, designating ambush positions, winning a war battle way too early, thirsting for blood, creating three tactical units, preparing our eyes for darkness, violently arrowing dudes to death, beating the holiest of shit out of Luca, 1v1’ing Luca No Items Firefly Tree, giving a world class villain death speech, and getting marri ..read more

With you, I think I’ll be able to hear many new sounds. Listen close as we’re relearning about the Gate Rune War, realizing Badeaux has the shine to him, listening to the heart, wondering if everyone here only has three fingers, defending a good monster, taking up two slots, feeling the charge between Valeria and Anita, defining “maiden” for a pervert fantasy horse, blessing a white lady, recruiting a werewolf, learning more about The Group, getting Harmonia into the theater of war, piercing Flik’s cold hard shell, and gathering once more with our circus friends. You cannot separate the world ..read more

I would like to sound good to me. If that sounds good to you, we’re getting rid of various portraits, observing replica Tir clothes, forging an State with you, dropping dots like Humphrey, recognizing special boy eye glimmer, picking between Kasumi and Valeria, borrowing the Blinking Mirror, frittering time and money away, picking up Lorelai off the street, making 50,000 potch from Celadon Urns for Gordon’s ass, reading Sonya Shulen’s diary, suffering the noblewoman's laugh, embarrassing a ninja, and denying the crunch of time. Take my idiot son with you. 00:00 Saturn | 01:38 Intro | 03:05 Tor ..read more

Gentleness has becoming a sin in this world. Handle us with care while we’re finding Sheena up to his old assaults, boiling water at high altitudes, setting aside time to wack off, feeling inspired by the Toran Republic, pushing that inspiration into admiration, picking Freed Y to form an alliance, climbing rope for celadon urns, reflecting on Lord Granmeyer’s folly, getting Clive shot to shit, meeting another dandy fop by the river, recruiting a narcissist for the war effort, traversing another chirpy forest, confronting monsters again, stumbling into a secret ninja village, and knocking at t ..read more

Content warning (sexual assault) from 22:29 to 25:46. I love a good challenge, it’s what keeps me going. As we go into battle with no strategy, we're respecting our opponents, alienating the dog race, getting married and knighted at the same time, recognizing the wine of fealty, poisoning a blood beverage, rearranging units, performing racism as a ruse, equating ceremonial decapitation to a waste of resources, accepting a lesser strategist, aging 56 years in 37 years, killing Barbara in the kitchen, identifying a Mortal Kombat crossover, and trying to stop the mortal peril of high-level chef c ..read more

What’s wrong, don’t you think it’s beautiful? As we try to control our emotion, we’re witnessing a doubled-headed spectral wolf suck souls off, projecting filth, distrusting illegitimate blood, blinking out like a Mad Gear gang member, telling Knight Father of war crimes, debating a knight’s honor, quitting my job, getting my boys to quit their job, pulling Leon out of the ether, suddenly deciding Riou is too important, watching a chef commit suicide for a cake recipe, loafing off, denying a monster devoured everyone, and pretending to be friends with our enemy. I resign myself to your disgrac ..read more

If you're lying, they’ll kill you. In our search for truth, we exploring cop land, blowing off a mustache, refusing to sing a song, abandoning our milk slinging duties, rejecting army recruiters, filling Kent’s head with dragon fantasies, beating up a harpy, listening to a tremendous beating of wings, finally hearing about Lord TcDohl, finding a big egg in a gravy pool, christening Bright, helping Miklotov remain inconspicuous, forcing while resisting, debating clockwork knights, and preparing to enter Muse. It wouldn’t be a betrayal to have a new dragon. 00:00 Battle Rap | 02:24 Intro | 03:39 ..read more

Whack to your heart’s content. After we pickle up, we get down to employing a new voice, founding and then quitting the Jeanies, losing sheep in the woods, picking up a healthy chick, depositing books in the library, checking suspicious characters, washing GenGen in a wooden basket, recruiting even more children, making one of them a groupie, telling my lunatic boss I want to marry his sister, beating the fuck out of hideous pastel elves, reacquiring Viki, establishing a base, submitting to another fascist, refusing to save innocent lives, and disobeying Knight Law. I have to see it with my ow ..read more

This guy knows what time it is, if you know what I mean. If you get what I’m saying, we’re rescuing Fitcher from the townies, inciting violence to prevent worse violence, feeling the pull of destiny on Nina’s love of Flik, hearing a skittering ghost, finding a hidden passage through a secret door, discovering a cabin in the woods, m’ladying out of control, getting hype as fuck for my spider sword, turning refugees on citizens, searching for humanity, killing cops in front of school, delivering hero dialogue, threatening suicide, passing and failing Teresa’s speech checks, creating a belief cir ..read more

I’m thinking about what to drink tonight. While we pretend to be students, we’re making up aliases, desiring more flying squirrel friends, aspiring to own a warm hearth, perverting thine eyes, tee-hee’ing with Jeane, fantasizing about taking classes, admiring a wad of hair on a man, immediately blowing our cover with Emilia, declaring our regularity, inspecting Nanami to gain a competitive advantage, harassing local business owners, bumping in the night, and loving a sword instead of a teenager. Eric held a boxed Fox Mulder action figure for the entire episode. 00:00 The Atheist | 02:43 Intro ..read more