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Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Thank-You-No-Thank-You.mp3 Warning!  I am a satirist!  If you do not have a sense of humor or are easily-offended, these blogs may not be for you. May I interest you in an innocuous episode of Peppa Pig instead? Less Whining. More Thanking. Used by permission from hudsoncrafted via Pixabay. All ..read more

Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/To-Share-Or-Not-Share-That-Is-The-Question.mp3 Posting Actual Voiceover Numbers??? The Impudence! The Audacity! The Unmitigated Gall!     Butt-Clenching Abounds Used by permission from ADiamondFellFromTheSky via WordPress.org.   Human beings are tightly butt-clenched and uptight people.  And you are a human.  There, I said it.  You, dear reader, are perhaps clenching your ..read more

Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/What-the-BLEEP-is-going-on-with-Rates.mp3 A Lot For A Little?   "Captain Mirth-Spreader" Used by permission from aitoff via Pixabay   In early 2022, I started noticing a bizarre trend.  I am not talking about Tom Hanks being cast in everything whether he is an accent-less elderly Italian clockmaker or not. No ..read more

Read, or listen to the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/The-Day-We-Lost-3000-Voices-Forever.mp3 Soundtrack "Hope's Dream" provided by Kelsey Lee Music. All Rights Reserved. Used by permission. Silenced   9/11 It has been 21 years. 21 years ago, extremists hijacked four United States passenger aircraft and drove them into oblivion, in order to kill as many Americans as possible ..read more

Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://www.supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/My-Grandma-Died-Frowning.mp3 But I Won’t   Smiling Takes Willpower It was February 8, 1999.  I was just returning from helping with a church youth retreat when I got the call.  “Maria” by Blondie had just made #1 on the charts.  Her agent was calling to let me know so that I could update my playlist.   HA!  I am joking.  That was fun.  In reality, I was never a fan of Blondie, but I do agree that that The Tide is High, and you should really Call ..read more

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