A non-exhaustive discussion of weddings, marriage, what to do about marriage and the clergy and other stuff related to that in Satanism.  Incidentally the "Marry whoever you want" policy is intended to extend exclusively to consenting adults, but we assume you already assumed that ..read more

In this episode Pastor Johnny and Pastor Vix discuss Tongzhi theology, a queer Chinese liberation theology, its conceptions of the divine, their own conceptions of the divine, Vix's childhood, the word "hypostasis" and so much more.     Enjoy ..read more

A sermon on Azazel and the goat.  We will now also be uploading First Church of The Morningstar sermons here.  Please enjoy ..read more

In this episode Vix and Asher discuss the anti-JK Rowling, English author Storm Constantine, and her delightfully occulty series "Wraeththu" which feature beautiful egg laying twinks who can reproduce amongst themselves, a cowboy who kills god, an entire society of horse girls, GENDER and SO MUCH MORE.   Storm loves trans people and giving characters you love (and characters you hate, and characters you can't remember) happy endings, unlike Rowling who hates both of those, so if you want a dose of magical fiction to compensate for your ruined childhood, you've come to the right place ..read more

So in this episode Asher and Vix cover the perils of Waldorf education (a system of education created by wacky German Rudolph Steiner), including but not limited to:  GNOMES! CHILDREN BEING DENIED THE USE OF PLASTICS!EMBARRASSING FORMS OF DANCE!RACISM (SO MUCH RACISM) and THE TECHNOLOGY DEMON   Note: Asher may sound like he's disassociating in this episode and he is, but he's fine, we promise ..read more

In this episode Asher and Vix delve deep into the realm of early Christian heresies, discussing such fascinating topics as: How many is three? To what extent exactly is Jesus his own dad? Was Jesus Neo/Superman? and many more ..read more

So it's been a while, but since we're all locked helplessly in quarantine we've started doing a fun new thing called "Satanic Storytime" where we read aloud public domain occult classics so we don't have to die of boredom and neither do you. Enjoy ..read more

Join Asher and Vix as they discuss Jackalopes, the light fixture section at Lowes, not advocating intellectual property theft and how to ascend mystically.   This episode is, as always, not appropriate for children and music is as always by Electric Mirrors ..read more

Join Asher and Vix as they climb further up the big magical tree thing that is the Klipothic spheres and tunnels and discuss such subjects as: Why you shouldn't summon Beelzebub indoors (because that's how we get ants), what demon to invoke for inspiration when you're on the can, and how no one knows anything about sphere 4: Gasheklah as far as they can tell except that maybe you have to get naked. There will unfortunately eventually have to be a part 3 because this shit is dense ..read more

In this episode Vix and Asher discuss their magical journey through the Kliphoth (Qliphoth, Qlippoth no one knows how to spell this word), what to expect in the mysterious spheres of the tree of knowledge, and of course, how difficult it is to transliterate Hebrew ..read more