After Midnight
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You better hold on tight spider monkeys, the Twilight Renaissance is here. Welcome to After Midnight, where two incredibly fragile humans dissect the long-awaited latest book in Stephanie Meyers Twilight Saga, Midnight Sun. We'll obviously be sharing plenty of love-hate for the books and movies too. Because only the fandom can make fun of the fandom, no one else. And if we're going to..
After Midnight
1y ago
Twilight Trivia!! Carlisle and Laurent ASMR!! Bella's Socks??
PSA: Kayley will now only be referred to as “the glowing blonde ..read more
After Midnight
1y ago
We're putting out an amber-eye alert because Carlisle is nowhere to be found in this chapter. The "monkey-man" is also missing. We discuss justice for Billy Black and Edward's problematic Jeep activities. Kayley gets in a fight for Esme's honor ..read more
After Midnight
1y ago
Keep your hands attached to your wrists, this is the steamiest chapter yet. PLUS In school suspensions? the Jacob and Renesme story? Carlisle origins? *fire emoji* *fire emoji* *fire emoji ..read more
After Midnight
1y ago
Save The Carver Cafe! Join us as we dissect Bella’s EVERY interest (or lack there of). Go from lunch to biology to the hallway to the car without a single transitional sentence. And brace yourself for this hot take...justice for Renée ..read more
After Midnight
1y ago
The cokes are poured and the mushroom ravioli is served — the wolf's out of the bag, Edward's a vampire. We learn his greatest superpower (after victim blaming Bella) is avoiding speeding tickets. But in the end, we might rather face Carlisle and his briefcase of syringes than re-read these chapters again ..read more
After Midnight
1y ago
Hear why we think 'The Batman' trailer just can't keep Twilight's name out of it's mouth. Relive the first Rosalie/Edward smackdown and ask yourself, does Edward hold up to the Danny Devito test? ..read more
After Midnight
1y ago
Hear all about our love for Tanya. Also, what exactly was Edward blaring in his volvo that afternoon at school ..read more
After Midnight
3y ago
Twilight Trivia!! Carlisle and Laurent ASMR!! Bella's Socks??
PSA: Kayley will now only be referred to as “the glowing blonde ..read more
After Midnight
3y ago
We're putting out an amber-eye alert because Carlisle is nowhere to be found in this chapter. The "monkey-man" is also missing. We discuss justice for Billy Black and Edward's problematic Jeep activities. Kayley gets in a fight for Esme's honor ..read more