This time Mom and Matt come correct with a full season of ALF watched between them, and force Jim to relive his childhood trauma. Consensus... the show is bad. Thank you all so much if you've made it through all of these dumb episodes, including this one. We love everyone who listens to this show, and we still can't believe that people actually keep listening to our insane ramblings and screams for help. So thank you so much for enduring this show with us. Follow us on the internet or even better, email us! Have a great week, Find Joy Where you Can(its not in ALF), Try to pilot an alien spacec ..read more

Oh boy, this episode could've been an email, which could've been a fistfight. It's all about Hiram, telling us he was a young shoe shiner son who moved to Riverdale and joined the smallest gang ever, he gets mixed up in crime while also trying to get the girl(Hermione). His dad gets mad, goes to the boss, threatens to call the cops, and gets killed, young Hiram gets revenge on everyone but the mob boss, and then it flashes forward and Reg and Hiram go kill the withered boss, and finally, Hiram fires Reg so that he can have a good life of not-crime. See what we're up to on the internet or email ..read more

It's time for the annual "We need to stuff this episode more full of things than a Thanksgiving Turkey" portion of this season of Riverdale. Tabitha and Betty trip balls to try to find Jughead, it turns out Jughead is beaten up in Sketch Alley with his old mentor Doc who he saves and redeems himself and goes off to find trauma in New York. Archie has a million jobs in this episode including Bounty Hunter and Batman as he rounds up ex-cons for money and drops into a dangerous situation to save Hirame and Veronica's big rock. Veronica gets a Hope Diamond-Sized Opal to pay off her Bad Chaddy and ..read more

Things get wild here on ARRTI this week. Hirame has had a secret boner palladium, Reg seduces Nana Rose for the maple groves that are cursed so she says, Archie beats up a bunch of escaped felons and then has to choose between scapegoat status or war hero status, Jughead does a bunch of drugs to escape his writer's block and end up getting "abducted" by mothmen, Veronica meets up with her Bad Chaddy who blackmails her into not divorcing him, and Chick and Charles get married and stabbed in F.P's house after they escape prison. Hit us up on the internet or email us, we love that!  Have a g ..read more

Hey everybody! This episode has just about everything! It has Archie in his best BALL Cap, Veronica bribing highschooler, Reg switching sides, lots of football stuff that only .5 out of the three of us get, Betty going apeshit on truckers looking for Polly, Kevin having a breakdown, and Jughead saving a kid from his sleepwalking. Follow us on the internet or email us! Have a great week, find joy where you can, Zip yourself into a sleeping bag if you want, and Don't Fuck on the Lonely Highway! Our Socials: Twitter/Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Insta: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com ..read more

Hey everybody! This episode has everything... It has haunted brains, it has swingers parties, it has second-guessing your life choices and dealing with the consequences of setting plans in motion...and bloody pay phone booths. Follow us on the internet or email us your best guess as to which it could be, Trauma or Aliens? Have a great week, find joy where you can, host a swingers party but with an opaque bucket for the keys, and Don't Fuck with a Haunted Brain! Our Socials: Twitter/Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com   ..read more

Tony and Cheryl are fighting, There's a Syrup Baby in the Kitchen, Jughead gets visited by Mothmen, Archie tries and fails to create a fire department, Corporal Jackson gets woke, Veronica makes up random currency for shits and gigs and it blows up in her face, and there are also sooooo many bodies in the marsh. Go follow us on the internet or email us what you would pair with a maple syrup that had a body in it for 50 years.  Our Socials: Twitter & Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com   ..read more

Hello All! Welcome back to the endurance test we put on our brains for Fun! This episode includes Tin Cans(for most of it), Sexy Mothmen(For All of It), Veronica breaking up with her Bad Chaddy, Archie and Betty fucking INSIDE THE SCHOOL THEY TEACH AT, Finding a Body in the Marshes, Building a Football Team in a cave with a box of scraps, and taking money from little kids and giving them a pop quiz because fuck 'em, and much more! Follow us on the internet or email us what you got for Christmas! Have a great week, Find Joy where you can, dabble in Carpentry, and Don't Fuck in a Marsh! Our Soci ..read more

Once again we trudge onward through the dreaded wastes of The CW's Riverdale. This episode includes Zoom Juice, Bad Sylvester Stalone impressions, Bad Raids, Even Worse Speeches, Very Specific Names, and Poor Decisions about Who Should Teach the Future of Riverdale. We are on the internet, come find us! Also, email us if you want to, we like it when that happens! Have a great week, Find Joy where you can, (don't) steal your friend's EpiPen and win a race, and Don't Fuck Your Adult Friends, BYE! Socials: Twitter/Bluesky: RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs Email: arrtipod@gmail.com ..read more

We are on to Season 5 BAY-BEE!! The overarching theme of this episode is The Boys Are Back In Town. Tony is Prego, Le Bon Nuit is now the White Wyrm, Archie is back from the Army to revive the RROTC, Betty is back from the FBI to pack up the FBI Bunker, Veronica is stuck in a bad marriage with a dude named Chad, and Jughead has writer's block. We shall see what insanity occurs in this season of Riverdale but for now, tell us your predictions on the season over the internet or email us! That's all we have for ya, Have A Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Become a Hemmingway if you want, and Do ..read more