SHOW NOTES But first: Free The Italian Killer Bear, he is needed at the railroad Where do this year’s NBA playoffs fit within the wider galaxy of the Hating Economy Which division almanac forecasts a bumper crop of disrespect in 2023 for league frontrunners? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices ..read more

Down half the host roster, Spencer and Ryan have control of this ship and take it to totally normal places like: Why West Virginia fans should contribute $19.07 to this year's Charity Bowl at www.edsbscharitybowl.com A passionate defense of Dog Law (the laws by which dogs live) Imagining what the world looks like if South Carolina wins an SEC title Issuing a challenge of historical import to NBA2K YouTubers Taking Canada down a damn peg for once Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices ..read more

SHOW NOTES The gang prepares to be lovingly profiled by the New York Times Spencer makes a friend at the airport Planning our 2023 seasonal travel E-sports cheating tutorial A long-awaited bit of podcast business ??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices ..read more

Sexy King Charles Coronation Special, or RAT KINGS OF LOW EARTH ORBIT SHOW NOTES Our horniest ever episode begins, as so many of our shows do, on the moon Yes, Stanford figures prominently during the show; we promise there's sexy stuff later Multi-species Taco Tuesday remains a far-off dream, but Zoom Divorce Court is already here An interview with a member of the Los Angeles Philharmonic, and if you don't understand why that's significant, just go with it Orgies, defined Pretty sure we could all take this "King's Champion" The gang becomes increasingly upset at the poorly managed ..read more

2023 Draft Week Featuring 7 Different Drafts At Once NOTES Had enough of mock drafts? Great, this web of drafts designed by Jason is frighteningly real The best Ole Miss story in years Which host drafts a steak biscuit Pokemon? The answer may surprise you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices ..read more

SHOW NOTES Introducing the Mamas' Buttz family of businesses Deciphering the locations of the World's Strongest Man competition Introducing hilljack chatbot HollerGPT Surber has some things on his heart to unburden in the direction of Russell Wilson Spencer's emotional history of golf "You know what's NOT cool? Vaping." Have you ever heard about the Washington Football counterfeit ballpark peanuts scandal? You're about to! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices ..read more

This week’s combination mailbag episode and preseason practice will coach you up to the elite level of callers regularly featured on the show. Also, Spencer is afraid of basketball. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices ..read more

SHOW NOTES Ryan is nude, again Which hosts gain and lose items of clothing in their sleep? The answer may surprise you! Also starring the sublime sounds of Petey Pablo PM Spencer is alarmingly easy to pickpocket "Who brought a porcupine to the petting zoo?" Introducing Predator Parent Magazine Bringing TRUE Hollywood star power to Rasslemania 2023 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices ..read more

SHOW NOTES Folks it’s our international episode Among the international aspects of this college football podcast: civil awards. Beachfront monkey attacks. Baseball injuries throughout history. American-Italian football celebrations. And more ??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices ..read more

With Spencer (overwhelming fear of basketball) and Holly (vacation) both out, Jason and Ryan must adhere to March Internet Law and present a bracket-based episode, which leads to important discussions like: What song gets grocery store workers amped no matter the time of day? Is patience superior to peace? Can you talk yourself into a false start on your opponent's one yard line being a good thing? Is being good at soccer more important than understanding the economy? Have we depowered Phil Collins too much? How did Matt Stafford not get the beer-based nickname? Generosity vs. Faithfulness WH ..read more