After UP CM Yogi Adityanath used the word “chutiya” on live TV today, the “masterstroke cell” of BJP has found a good use for the much beloved word. Unreliable sources have told this correspondent that like the wildly successful “Main bhi Chaukidar” campaign in the run up to 2019 Lok Sabha elections, BJP supporters would run a “Main bhi Chutiya” campaign in UP elections this time! In a few days, social media warriors of BJP could be seen appending “Chutiya” to their names just like they appended “Chowkidar” to their names during Lok Sabha elections. It must be noted that this is not the first ..read more

Delhi Congress has shocked everyone today by passing a resolution to make Rahul Gandhi the President of Congress Party. This was something that no one had expected because Rahul Gandhi is currently in Germany. However, unreliable sources have indicated that this extraordinary step was taken due to a shocking new survey. A survey agency coincidentally named NDTV i.e “Nagpur Dish Tele Vision” has revealed that Rahul Gandhi has lost major support within his own congress party. According to the lone chaiwala who serves Congress office, Rahul Gandhi fared rather badly in the internal survey which h ..read more

Barkha Dutt is a veteran of Indian journalism. No one can forget her services to the nation in Kargil war and 26/11. However, she is also a great conflict manager and in the past has managed many situations for the government. Her interviews have been credited with ending the Shaheen Bagh movement, failure of Hilaary Clinton’s Presidency bid, removal of Art 370, decimation of Congress party and many more world saving feats. This time too, Barkha has come as a life saver for the govt. According to our disreputed sources, during the recent farmer protests, the government was in a quandary even ..read more

Famous journalist Barkha Dutt has been awarded lifetime achievement award for her iconic coverage of 26/11 terror attack by an organisation named as Radia National Defence Institute – RNDI, an informer claimed. The iconic journalist had covered the 2/11 attacks and efforts by Indian armed forces to kill terrorists in such precise details that even the terrorists in the Taj Mahal hotel are said to have watched her coverage from inside the hotel to gain more information. Such dedication to work, which draws admiration even by enemies of the country, is unique in the annuls of Indian journalism ..read more

After recently warning a Sindhi owner of Karachi Sweets owner to change the name of the shop to “something Marathi”, Shiv Sena workers have allegedly found their next target. Shiv Sainik{in beard} warning shop owner According to our unreliable sources Shiv Sena workers have now decided on similar other targets. They have apparently identified Kailash Parbat restaurants as their next target. When our sources asked some of those Shiv Sainiks why do they want to target Kailash, they said that “it was because Kailash was not in India, but in China. As patriots they could not let any establishment ..read more

Famous Hindi journalist-turned-politician-turned-TV commentator-turned Anand Ranganathan punching bag-turned news portal founder Ashutosh may soon announce a surprising decision. Ashutosh has had a rather bad run with politicians, being slapped literally by Kashiram and metaphorically by Kejriwal. However, it seems the old warrior has apparently prepared himself once again to take the plunge. Ashutosh might become spokesperson in RPI Unreliable sources close to Ashutosh claim that he is in talks with Republican Party of India for a formal entry to the party. It has been claimed that his crypti ..read more

Journalist, media baron and fondly dubbed by his fans as “Human Loudspeaker”, Arnab Goswami walked free from Taloja Jail yesterday. He was arrested in a case of abetment of suicide of a family friend of Padm Vibhushan Sharad Panwar by Mumbai Police. Goswami used the best lawyers in the country to come out on bail and put up a spirited fight in sessions court, high court and finally supreme court, which granted him bail. Arnab Goswami in his victory march Goswami was met on the gate of the jail by ecstatic supporters, many of whom were wearing T Shirts supporting Arnab. On asking, it was found ..read more

If Exit Polls are to be believed, Tejaswi Yadav, the talented son of former Bihar CM, Railway Minister and entertainer, Lalu Prasad Yadav, is going to become the CM of Bihar. We had reported earlier that Poonam Pandey, famous model, and porn star had promised to run naked if RJD wins the elections. Now, it seems that IPL team, Delhi Capital has also made a major decision in case Yadav wins Bihar polls. Poonam Pandey promises that she will run nude if RJD wins Bihar elections A few days back, the RJD had tweeted a news story to prove that Virat Kohli’s luck changed after he played under the c ..read more

Arnab Goswami seems to be in a lot of soup these days. First Mumbai Police booked him for a closed 2018 case of abetment of suicide, and then he was also slapped with another FIR for harassing a women police officer. Unreliable sources inform that now even the NGT has come openly against Arnab Goswami and has decided to ban him until Diwali. The National Green Tribunal or NGT has been quite active before the polluting Hindu festival of Diwali. Keeping with the spirit of Great Secular Mughal emperor, Aurangzeb Alamgir, who had banned firecrackers and diyas by Hindus on Diwali, the NGT is also ..read more

In a strange case in the town of Bareilley, a puncturewala has refused to fix tyres belonging to the French brand Michelin. Abdul, the owner of the shop has now hung a board declaring this after he had to refuge many of his customers away. Representative image of Abdul puncturewala According to unreliable sources, Abdul has refused to fix punctures in solidarity with Muslims of the world. In fact, it has been heard that the association of Puncturewalas, Jamaat e Puncturewale Hind , has decided that any French brand tyres would not be fixed in India. This includes the tyres of combat fighters R ..read more