Do you like listening to James bitch and moan about his TC choices? 'Cause Dave sure does! There's some laughs, some transfer chat, and some captaincy picks. And Dave reads out James' live messages that were happening during the first Spurs game. Well worth the listen for that alone ..read more

We finally get James back in the hotseat and ask him those difficult questions: Where have you been? Where did your job go? How big was your red arrow? The boys also talked very philosophically about FPL, it's 3 phases and what we can do to better our chances of success. So a normal episode, really ..read more

The boys are back, and it looks like just in time as they stumble through the last few FPL weeks alone and scared. As you know, James pissed his Free Hit up the wall, but Dave still has his, and boy is he using it! Each fixture is looked over and the lads pick the best team they can going into FHGW29. Enjoy ..read more

We're back! And just in time for a big ol' fat Double GW. The obvious subjects were looked into this week; Captains, Grealish Replacements, Manifesto update, but James also has a bee in his buttocks regarding Spurs so the lads talked about that for a while, and that brought on a whole wild chat about if TC is even right for this week! All chaotic and fun, and unedited again! Enjoy ..read more

We're back and just in time to give you the best captaincy chat you'll ever hear!* *Maybe The boys discuss James' manifesto success, and his plans for getting through the doubles. Dave, on the other hand, is spearing the doubles headfirst with his differential picks. It's short and sweet and for adults only. Enjoy ..read more

The lads have a look at the 'all but confirmed' DGW26 and the FA cup injuries and their impact on transfer strategies. James also updates us on his #FPL Manifesto and for the last 15 mins Dave tries to convince James to use his bench boost - to hilarious results. Enjoy ..read more

The boys are back, and at least half of them are very happy that more doubles have been announced. Dave and James recap their weeks and look ahead towards pastures new. James has a whole new strategy he is implementing from this day forward, and Dave isn't sure who to captain! It's all bloody kicking off ..read more

James and Dave sit down during the Spurs v Liverpool match to discuss their gameweek, the upcoming doubles, and their very different transfer policies. James FINALLY had a better score this week than Dave, but he is absolutely not smug about it despite what you may hear. The lads also go through their picks for DEF, MID and ATT going into GW21 and beyond. Oh, and the winner of the Giveaway is announced ..read more

Dave has every right to be smug this week, but it's a bit too much for James. So we decide to just go through every conceivable option we can think of to be KdB's replacement. Oh, and we were watching the Liverpool game while recording. And James had Salah... Lovely ..read more

It's chips galore on Firing Blanks as we not only dissect James' Free Hit and Dave's Wildcard from GW18, but look over James' GW19 Wildcard as well! Yes, you read that right. James is Wildcarding. What. A. Tit. In this pod: GW18 summary, GW19 plans, 6 differentials for the doubles and beyond ..read more