I understand why you want your movie reviewed. Also, I know myself and I have a busy schedule like you, and the need for a secure internet connection. Okay that’s not really possible if we are all being honest, but I don’t need viruses, so if you want your movie reviewed, please do the following: a) please let me know the title of the movie b) let me know if it’s available on YouTube, Vimeo or both so I can do a search for it c) if those first two are in order, please give me a month to review it and I will if I can, but no guarantees. d) NO LINKS. I’ve tried this method with people and it doe ..read more

Janus Films; screenplay by Shinichi Sekizawa, music by Kunoo Miyanchi, theme music by Gendai Kano and Shinichi Sekizawa. Submit a form. A good tagline for this movie would be Neverending Story meets Godzilla. All Kinds of monsters appear in this foray back into childhood, including a pimply reptilian unicorn, a Godzilla knock-off with surprisingly expressive eyes, a huge beautiful purple-eyed spider, mangy human bullies, and Japanese sex traffickers. With the splashy spy/punk music and bright colors, not to mention trippy T-Rex lizards, I could not recommend this more for a party where you ar ..read more

“Mark Felt: The Man Who Brought Down the White House” (2017) A film by Peter Landesman and the most production companies I’ve seen in the beginning of a film, but I want to be fair, so here we go: Sony Pictures Classics, Mandalay/Endurance Media Ventures and Torridon Films in association with Riverstone Pictures, a MadRiver Pictures Production, a Scott Free/Cara Films Production and if I’m missing anyone, I’m sorry…thank you MOM, God, oh boy…this is so much…I am hearing the music (by Daniel Pemberton) calling me…and, so many great actors I am surrounded by. I mean, oh wait, my delusion got th ..read more

Mashup of… Seduced: Inside the NXIVM Cult (2020) Episode Directed by Cecilia Peck, a Starz Originals Presents Production Image of Keith Raniere [courtesy of Starz Originals Presents] & Image of pickup artist instructor [courtesy of NY Film/Two Man Crew LTD] The Pickup Game (2020) Directed by Barnaby O’Connor and Matthew O’Connor. Produced by NY Film/Two Man Crew LTD I mashed up these two shows like apples, as I’ve felt they were divinely-inspired, ripely-picked bites of horrific reality, just in time for Halloween! The world we live in is just an elevator ride up from hell and I will prov ..read more

Meet the Trumps From Immigrant to President (2007) Directed by Paul Berczeller and Mark Radice Review by Heather Arneson Like the documentary about the Trumps, I will try to make this review short and sweet. I’ve never really fully-understood what Trump said, nor accepted the glimmer of hail-storms from the neo-nazis regarding his presidency. But I have found some sick entertainment in President Trumps’ antics, and this has started out as anguish and shock. I am honest, and some of you democrats and republicans alike will not be happy about my opinion that I now believe that Donald Trump is a ..read more

Take Three: The Crimes That Bind (2020) Review by Heather Arneson Image courtesy of Cine Argentino and Netflix Presents In the wake of rioting, looting and a pandemic-stricken world, there is the other not-so-obvious problem of what happens if you get pregnant (and guys I know you like to say “we’re pregnant,” too, for some reason). However, sadly in the midst of all of this chaos, saying “we’re pregnant,” might come at a raging cost, especially if you are employed by two narcissist nitwits, like the rich-bitch older couple pictured in this flick. The kind of pandemonium displayed in this film ..read more

Feel-Good Movies About Dogs: [image courtesy of Pinterest] A Dog’s Purpose [best dog-related movie ever, in my opinion. Starring Dennis Quaid] Togo [thrilling adventure, with Willem Dafoe] A Dog’s Journey [brings back a little water works and also a great sequel, with Kathryn Prescott and Dennis Quaid] The Karate Dog [funny and irreverent, with Jon Voight and Simon Rex from the Scary Movie series] Bolt [lovable animation, starring Miley Cyrus] HAVE FUN! -The Pseudo Movie Reviewer ..read more

Remember Me [2010] Review by Heather Arneson If you want an M. Night Shyamalan ending, only with an emotionally-charged story and a lot of heart, Remember Me delivers, but don’t read about it ahead of time. An annoying roommate named Aidan (played by Tate Ellington) who seems to be auditioning to come back as a dog in his next life, is something you will have to suffer through like Gandhi. Satan’s magic trick is revealed at the end, along with a tattoo that pisses me off, though you might not care at all or be able to tolerate the roommate character enough to get there. Chris Cooper, Emilie de ..read more

Take One: Review of Proof  [1991] Review By Heather Arneson Image courtesy of Roadshow Entertainment If you are in the dark about quirky independent-minded dramas and want to feel less insecure about it, check out Proof, starring Hugo Weaving (of Matrix and Lord of the Rings fame). He plays a blind intellectual who will guide your way to freedom of feeling how it is to watch one, and even has him playing with a camera, which is art in and of itself. I will never say I loved a movie or hated it, as I want to remain neutral no matter what, like a mother who doesn’t want to say she has a fa ..read more