Last week, the stench of your sins reached such epic proportions that, eyes watering and overcome, Boba Phil had to step in and give you all release. He has still not recovered. Fear not, for I, the most reverend Reverend, have returned from acting as padre for a team of new Venezuelan property managers in […] The post THE CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Judge Your Astonishment appeared first on Last Movie Outpost ..read more

THIS HOLIDAY SEASON….. PREPARE…. For a total absence of accountability…. For a complete lack of a three act structure in a stage show from the art form that invented the three act structure… This season… You will wonder why nobody is ever really challenged… …why there is no question of right and wrong and why […] The post Oh… No… appeared first on Last Movie Outpost ..read more

Poor old Lionsgate. We sit here and we complain about the non-stop carousel of cape & tights movies and sequels, and when they do try and do something different, it smacks them in the face. Last month Borderlands was dumped unceremoniously onto PVOD within three weeks. This month they are going to be forced to […] The post Lionsgate Struggles, Pushes Titles To PVOD appeared first on Last Movie Outpost ..read more

Once more, the hallowed halls of Last Movie Outpost will ring with the sound of something other than my farts after that really questionable takeaway curry I had last night. I would seriously, seriously, give it a few minutes if I was you. From one bad ass, to the ultimate badass. Brace yourselves, this time […] The post THE GREAT DEBATE: Such A Badass! appeared first on Last Movie Outpost ..read more

Universal’s Wolf Man is going through something of a rebirth right now. Universal’s Epic Universe has what looks like a spinning coaster with elements of dark ride being constructed in Orlando – The Curse Of The Werewolf. The character is also getting a modern reboot from Aussie filmmaker Leigh Whannell. I rate Whannell. Upgrade was […] The post WOLF MAN Teaser Drops appeared first on Last Movie Outpost ..read more

Salem’s Lot has been a long time coming. Additional photography was wrapped up in late 2022. The rumors are that veteran horror scribe Gary Dauberman wrote and directed a pretty faithful; adaption of the Stephen King novel. That means low-level dread, creeping fear, and vampiric disease spreading through personal temptation and unhappiness. Then Warner Bros, […] The post SALEM’S LOT Clip Revealed appeared first on Last Movie Outpost ..read more

A fun little snippet of Hollywood History today at LMO. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves was massive back in the early 1990s. That bloody Brian Adams song topped the charts all over the world, while millions of ladies swooned over Hollywood’s leading man of the time, Kevin Costner, who was so damn famous he didn’t […] The post HOLLYWOOD HISTORY: Connery’s Cameo appeared first on Last Movie Outpost ..read more

The Penguin is imminent. The HBO series will land soon, so a new third trailer has been released for the show. The series is set directly after the end of Matt Reeves’ The Batman and will run for eight episodes. Parts of Gotham are still partially flooded following the Riddler’s plot, and control of the […] The post THE PENGUIN New Trailer appeared first on Last Movie Outpost ..read more

George Clooney and Brad Pitt are back for Ocean’s 14, according to a report in Deadline. Matt Damon and Casey Affleck are also planning to return. No word yet on Julia Roberts or the rest of the ensemble cast. The big news is that franchise director Stephen Soderbergh won’t be returning. Instead, the All Quiet […] The post OCEAN’S 14 Is Go appeared first on Last Movie Outpost ..read more

Do you know who’s awesome? You guys, our regular Last Movie Outpost readers. We love you even more when you send in articles, because it means we don’t have to. We have a review of Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice from a regular contributor, Poopy Pants. Take it away sir… Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice A few years back there was an […] The post Review: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE appeared first on Last Movie Outpost ..read more