Sick beats Tech tips Hear Johnny **Pitch** an idea to Joel and Tony to keep us entertained during the lockout A Google How To first Johnny teases the number of the day and never delivers Tony is the Limerick King We quickly review the last couple months of personnel moves, Johnny doesn't remember a lot. Tony gets us hyped for our own Rural Juror, Michael Brdar Joel is NOT excited about future Padres LF Jorge Alfaro We bow to the altar of future future Padres LF Willians Astudillo We pontificate on when the MLB season might resume We wonder why Rob Manfred hates fun, friendship, and ..read more

Tony and Johnny are back to freak about the freefall, place blame, and ask "Is Adam Frazier Extra Short?", before offering some Fatherly Advice for your health. Twitter ..read more

The Dads are back to play a little Start, Sit Bench. Topics include: The Stars  The Scrubs  The Prospects  The Grittiest  The Tittiest  Metal Bands  Joel shares an Xavier Nady story Johnny makes the case for Goodell as MLB Commissioner We plot Tony's demise I break Joel's heart Fatherly Advice: Joel - Listen to a band's discography chronologically. Johnny - Buy a floppy hat ..read more

Johnny and Tony take a look at the positives, negatives, and question marks of the team after one month of play.  Fatherly Advice Johnny: Get vaxxed Tony: Manchester Orchestra Twitter ..read more

Joe Musgrove threw the first no-hitter in Padres franchise history, have you heard?  How did he do it? We dig into his pitch arsenal and some of the stats from the night.  Victor Caratini - Co-MVP?  Is Luis Campusano the odd man out in the catcher rotation?  Dinenson Lamet threw a sim game and may return next weekend - how should the Padres use him when he returns?  Fernando Tatis Jr. doesn't need surgery...for now...  Johnny brings us back down to earth with some worst case scenarios.  Fatherly Advice Johnny - Pizza Port Chronic Ale  Joel - Influ ..read more

This is now a Brian O'Grady fanfic review podcast It's the Season Award Predictions Episode Opening Day is THIS WEEK! Will the guys attend a game this season? Preseason Award Predictions It's the Season of Machado, but it's Bebo's team Johnny believes in Yu We pull a 180 on Big Brain O'Grady Don't get upset about your name being mispronounced We imagine what it might sound like if Emilio Pagan was Amish We curse the name Manfred once more Record Predictions Listener questions and bold predictions ..read more

An ominous number of the day leads us into a fascinating conspiracy theory regarding Major League Baseball.  Trent Grisham is injured and Tony is not excited about the Profar CF experiment. Johnny dismisses Brian O'Grady, at his own peril. Austin Nola is injured as well - is it Campusano szn? We offer some Fatherly Advice, as per usual. Twitter ..read more

Welcome to our first mailbag episode! Joel, Johnny, and Tony are back to talk: The Tatis extension and how it compared to the excitement of the Machado signing Why it's crazy to complain about the money or length of the contract  Kela and Melancon - why we wouldn't have gotten either guy a few years ago and why this insanity is somehow sustainable We rip on the Rockies' front office Who is the #1 Dad on the Padres? Why is everyone sleeping on Tommy Pham? ETA for Gore and Weathers? Will the Padres deal from a position of strength this season? The AJ Preller Effect Farewell to the ..read more

Joel and Johnny are back to bid farewell to Joey Fuego, welcome Joe Musgrove, welcome back Jurickson Profar, and revel in Dodgers misfortune. Twitter Website ..read more

Joel, Johnny and Tony are back to breakdown the whirlwind of transactions that AJ Preller pulled off during the end of December. We discuss why Millenials don't set themselves up for failure, debate whether the Padres have the best rotation in the MLB, and list some hypothetical transactions we'd like to see before the season begins. We cap off the episode with some very helpful Fatherly Advice.  Twitter Website ..read more