Photo by Matt Krohn/Getty Images Someone, please give our friend Taylor a permanent home. Good morning and happy Friday! It’s time for the Mariners bats to get hot in Coors, and for their pitching staff to get humbled. Here’s what you need to know before today’s contest. In Mariners news... This kid is going to make his way to Seattle in a hurry at this rate... Crushed. Tyler Locklear 3-run HR! pic.twitter.com/Px3xT2wasN — Mariners Minors (@MiLBMariners) April 18, 2024 This kind of stuff is always so cool to see. A dream come true. @ClaseJonatan | #TridentsUp pic.twitter.com/inS598gou ..read more

Photo by Steph Chambers/Getty Images You can have these ideas for free, Kevin Martinez! The Seattle Mariners season to season in their history haven’t always had the best on-field product to root for, but something the organization has always been elite at is leaning into the Fun Differential, be it from humorous commercials (which made their glorious return this year) or from inspired giveaway promotions. The last several years they have developed a young core that broke the playoff drought, set records both team and individual, bursting with energy and personality, and that core appears to b ..read more

Literally the only non-photo day pic of him in an Angels uniform in the photo tool | Photo by Mitchell Layton/Getty Images The first of two off-days over the next week. Good day folks. It’s a Mariners off-day (boo!) but we have some news for you (yay!) In Mariners news... Some tough news on one of the hottest prospects not only in the Mariners organization but nationally. Wishing the youngster the best in his recovery. Seattle Mariners 2023 first round pick and #3 ranked prospect Colt Emerson is hitting the IL with an oblique injury.#TridentsUp #SeaUsRise — Chris Correa (@ChrisCorrea15) Ap ..read more

Photo by Steph Chambers/Getty Images Meeeeeeeeeow I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this article that the New York Times ran yesterday about these Australians who are murdering as many cats as they can. By the fifth paragraph, we’re reading about “the carcasses of more than a dozen cats . . . piled in a large, shallow tub.” It’s very disturbing, but while it’s not the unanimous view, many Australians think it’s vital to the continent’s ecology that they rid the land of feral cats, who are not a native species. Since the local wildlife never developed defenses to the adorable but feroc ..read more

Photo by Steph Chambers/Getty Images #BroomsUp Mariners 5, Reds 1 Bryce Miller four-seamers: 40 Bryce Miller four-seamers hit into play: 1 Win Probability Chart: Real pain for my sham friends: Jorge Polanco, -.082 WPA The champagne of beers for my real friends: Bryce Miller, +.230 WPA Game Thread Comment of the Day ..read more

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praying to the gods of sweepsmas | Photo by John Fisher/Getty Images Series win, check. Could the first sweep of the season be next? With their first series win of the season secured, the Mariners look to take it to the limit and earn a sweep. Bryce Miller will take the mound for the Mariners, looking to start a new streak for walkless innings after the current streak was snapped last night when Logan Gilbert walked a batter in the seventh. That streak did set a franchise record of 35 consecutive innings without a walk. Miller will also have the opportunity to extend the Mariners’ quality star ..read more

Photo by Steph Chambers/Getty Images Timely hitting and excellent starting pitching led the charge on Sweepsmas Eve Last night, the Mariners showed some impressive resolve, winning in resounding fashion after arguably one of the worst regular season losses of the 2020s reared its ugly head on Sunday. Still, there was a dragon that was yet to be slain in this young season: a simple series win. Who else would you have wanted on the mound other than Logan Gilbert? From the first plate appearance of the night, it was clear that LoGi Bear was on another level, as Jonathan India and Will Benson both ..read more

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Steven Bisig-USA TODAY Sports In which Jonatan Clase has an RBI in every MLB game he has appeared in. The game remains close, so the Mariners should score. GOMS, GOMS, and GOMS some more ..read more