David "That's a 50" Murphy is down to his last wits. He's walkin' the plank with these tapes and he needs you to spread the word. Long time friend of the show Jaysin is on to talk about cats, bread, money, dirt walls, guinea pigs, indie movies, horror movies, dry cleaning, his dreams, and anything else that pops up! Sir Reginald Rando dishes out "loaf" and "bus stop" and the guys are off to the races! Jaysin pitches a way to take care of your Bonzos Derek pitches a way to avoid other Bonzos Host: Derek Glascock Produced by Derek Glascock Wheezing Laugh: Derek Glascock ..read more

Ahoy, matey! Cap'n David "That's a 50" Murphy has unearthed yet another bounty from 1985. Derek is joined by Mr GravityBeard himself, Toph and the two talk about big cities, bad movies, and the worst part of pizza (no such thing). Toph pitches a solution to help you see Derek pitches a way to see without seeing   Host: Derek Glascock Produced by: Derek Glascock Wheezing Laugh: Derek Glascock ..read more

David "That's a 50" Murphy has dropped anchor for another week of the Wild Pitch 1985 Season. Derek is joined by friend of the show and host of Pop Up Film Cast, Keith! Things true then and true now, Keith loves a strip club and Derek loves a buffet. Well, both love those things just in varying degrees. They talk about owls, green beans, and Keith has a bonus entrepreneur endeavor he wants everyone to know about! The tables have turned Keith Pitches a Fun Day Out Derek Pitches a Full Day of Fun Host: Derek GlascockProduced by Derek GlascockWheezing Laugh: Derek Glascock ..read more

David "That's a 50" Murphy is really hoping this episode drives up the overall price of the lost 1985 season. Back in '85 Derek was joined by Jamie and the two talked about psychics, babies, ghosts, and Margaret Cho.  Jamie pitches the solution to a common problem Derek pitches a solution for uncommon memories Host: Derek Glascock Produced by Derek Glascock Wheezing Laugh: Derek Glascock ..read more

The immortal David "That's a 50" Murphy has another classic episode he needs you to hear so the value of it can go up and he can continue to make more money to impress his grandkids. Back in '85 Derek was joined by improviser and good guy, Mark and the two discussed what makes a town or a city and all of the amazing uses for scissors! Derek Pitches an Upgrade to the Tool Belt Mark Pitches an Upgrade to a Boring Day Host: Derek GlascockProduced by Derek GlascockWheezing Laugh: Derek Glascock ..read more

David "That's a 50" Murphy at the behest of his lawyer, neighbor, and butcher brings you another long lost episode of audio gold! Friend of the show Drew comes on to talk about grilling, procrastinating, and horses. Sir Reginald Rando gets the party started with some sassy material and the rest is history. Derek Pitches a Way to Keep the Neighbors Away Drew Pitches a Way to Keep on Task Host: Derek GlascockProduced by Derek GlascockWheezing Laugh: Derek Glascock ..read more

David "That's a 50" Murphy is obligated to share the next installment of the long lost 1985 season OF The Wild Pitch with you. Early friend of the show, Eric, is this episode's guest. He and Derek talk about all sorts of things very specific to the time such as New Coke and Taco Bell's Triplupa Box. Sir Reginald Rando provides Country and Cucumber and the fun begins! Derek pitches a dangerous way to get thingsEric pitches an alternative to the usual life Host: Derek GlascockProduced by Derek GlascockWheezing Laugh: Derek Glascock ..read more

What once was lost, now is found. The season everyone assumed would never be heard is being released for your ear holes. One man's delinquent payments becomes your treasures and the 35 year old episodes from the silver age of The Wild Pitch have arrived! Longtime friend of the show Harland makes his 1985 debut to talk about old people, scams, Colin Powel, and what $42k can get you. Harland pitches a quick fix to an uncertain futureDerek pitches a tiny tokens of gratitude Host: Derek GlascockProduced by Derek GlascockWheezing Laugh: Derek Glascock ..read more

Mister Rando's murder is super inconvenient and Toph joins me in the Study to find a Clue or maybe two to maybe figure out who did this crime. It turns out the study is weird AF and Toph has been trapped in there for, possibly, far too long. Is it the lack of furniture or the mysterious kiddie pool that makes it odd. Toph recalls his minimum wage origins with Mister Rando. The two pitch pitches inspired by Knife, Peacock, and The Alamo. Toph pitches a tourist-y sort of tribute to some dead kidsDerek pitches a line of appetizers Host: Derek GlascockProduced by Derek Gla ..read more

Mister Rando's murderer is laughing at me right now. Staring at me as I make such slow progress to finding him. In the meantime, I join Drew from Headline Heroes to look for a Clue in the Conservatory. We talk abnormally about zucchini and koalas and Life Savers. Drew recounts the lonely days when he met Mister Rando and then he reveals his specially selected random elements of Candlestick, Scarlet, and Faster Than Light Travel. These pitches are the weirdest yet. I'm going to chalk it up to stir crazy, hunger induced, slap happy craziness. Also, is Master D Iron the best a ..read more