The Wrong Trees and The La Croix Faucet
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by Christina White
3y ago
Greetings, Sober Blog Citizens. I’m literally on hold with Keurig technical support right now, on account of my new-ish K-Cup brewer causing me and Mr. Betty the vexing first world problem of only brewing 10oz when 12oz button was depressed. They are torturing me with the worst hold music known to civilization, punctuated with suggestions ..read more
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Jitterbugs and Interventions
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by Christina White
3y ago
Happy New Year, my excellent Sober Blog Friends! I am always surprised when I start a new post at the amount of time passed since my last post. It is in this same vain that I am surprised when: I forget to pay the same bill every month, the only one that’s not on auto ..read more
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Happy Holidays…They Probably Won’t Be!
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by Christina White
3y ago
….Is what I said to my co-worker while in the office earlier this week. He cackled for about 10 minutes. But, come ON, you have to admit this year is an unmitigated flop, right? Ooh, except for the US presidential election, which went (almost) according to plan- at least for me (and most of the ..read more
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Hating It All- Part Deux
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by Christina White
3y ago
Hello, Sober Blog Friends. Here we sit on the precipice of the 2020 elections, waiting to find out if the next four years will be spent in a RICTUS OF HORROR, or a return to non-world destroying and, hopefully, extremely boring politics. How I long for that ennui of old… And while I’m contemplating that ..read more
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The People Have Spoken…
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by Christina White
3y ago
And they want more me. (see below) Hello Sober Blog Friends! Out of the smoke and ashes of the Great Pacific Northwest, I rise like a phoenix to tell you things that may make you chuckle or quite possibly snort, and also to metaphorically knock a pilsner out of your hand. * So in case … More The People Have Spoken ..read more
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The Elusive Ikea and Green Ass Tomatoes
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by Christina White
3y ago
Greetings, Sober Blog Folk! We are mid Q2 of Ye Olde Plague and I have a rant about Ikea. Some of you may know my love of Ikea. If you have ever looked at my DIY blog you will see it consists mainly of assembling Ikea products. I have often thought I should enumerate each … More The Elusive Ikea and Green Ass Tomatoes ..read more
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5 Years and a Womb With a View
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by suburbanbetty
3y ago
Hello, Sober Blog Friends! I’m coming to you live from my bed, where I’m living my best life for as many hours as I can manage each day. Speaking of which, one of my co-workers works from his bed. We see him on the Skype and he’s laying in the bed with his laptop and … More 5 Years and a Womb With a View ..read more
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While I’m Waiting For My Pizza…
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by suburbanbetty
4y ago
I guess I’ll write this real quick. Hello, Sober Blog Citizens! Well, here I am typing at ya, on what seems to be (sadly) a quarterly post. And that is just POOR. *pizza arrives- hogging down ensues* I have to say, the Abby’s people put out a really nice product! Yes, it is true that … More While I’m Waiting For My Pizza ..read more
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My Big Fat New York Wedding
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by suburbanbetty
4y ago
Oh! Hello there, my sober blog friends. And thank you for joining me for my telling of wedding #3 (that I attended last year) and which it has taken 3 more months to drag out of me. On account of my debilitating blog slackery. You can read about #1 and #2 here. Where were we…oh … More My Big Fat New York Wedding ..read more
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Weddings and Travels and Other Autumnal Musings
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by suburbanbetty
4y ago
Hello sober blog citizens! I type to you from the sky as hurtle (by no means fast enough) toward the east coast. It has been quite the summer of travels here. You will recall in our last chapter that I was ALL OVER the fucking place. So I’ll recount for you (why don’t I??) wedding … More Weddings and Travels and Other Autumnal Musings ..read more
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