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3y ago
WORTHLESS POINTS (अनमोल पंक्तियाँ) HERE⤵️
1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did
it by killing all those who opposed them.
2. If you can stay calm, while all around you there is chaos, then
you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of
the situation.
3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the
job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen
times gives you job security.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for
Natural Stupidity.
5. A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
6. Plagiarism saves time.
7. If at first you don ..read more
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3y ago
TEACHER- "Write your father's name in
English."
STUDENT- "DONE"
TEACHER- "Tell what you had written."
STUDENT- "My father's name is Beautiful
Red Underwear."
TEACHER-" WHAT ,tell in Hindi ?"
STUDENT- "Yes sir his name is Sunder Lal Chadha."?
BY
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3y ago
Bola Na Empty Hai Vishwas Nahi Mujh Par Ab Dekh Isse Chalte Hue Aur Kya????????
You Was Advised To Not Open In Heading So Why Opened It Now Watch This Text Running ..read more
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3y ago
Husband:-)"Wife Can You Be The Sun Of My Life."
Wife:-)"Yes My Dear?I will."
Husband:-)"So Remain 149.38 crore kilometer away from me As earth ? and sun ? Difference Please.
Note:-)Now Husband Has Been Launched To A Space In Nearest I.C.U ..read more
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3y ago
Conversation between Two Aliens Ghanta and Panta:-
Ghanta-"I have one question can you answer it." Panta-"Of Course i will answer it."
Ghanta-"So tell that in साबुन दानी there is soap,in चूहा दानी there is mouse ?But why there are humans in मच्छर दानी instead of mosquitos??????????.?????
Panta-"This is because in the viens of mosquitos there is the blood of humans("मच्छरों की रगों में इन्सान का ही खून है ")and on Earth ? The animals with same blood live like a family .'???????
Note:-These Alien ? Are Soon Coming To earth ? And Want A Room at rent If you have such room ?.Pleas ..read more
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3y ago
WORLD LAUGHTER DAY SPECIAL
A Punjabi went to a 5 ⭐hotel and talk in English with a Punjabi waiter:-
Customer-" Deff What what is?( बेहरे क्या क्या है
Waiter- "This this is?"( ये ये है)
Customer- "Some good is?( कुछ अच्छा है)
Waiter-" All good is? (सब अच्छा है)
Customer- "Some ready is?(कुछ तैयार है)
Waiter(giving menu)- " All ready is?(सब तैयार है)
Customer- "All some bring?"(सब थोड़ाथोड़ा लाओ
Waiter- "All coming is ?"(सब आ रहा है)
AFTER EATING
Customer- "Bill how is?"(बिल कितना है)
Waiter -"Rs1000 is?(हज़ार रुपए है)
Customer- "Too much is?"(बहुत ज़्यादा है)
Waiter- " Eating ..read more
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3y ago
Hello,
Today I am going to tell you an easy way of becoming A Crorepati.Firstly you will have to go to the registrar office buy a stamp paper and write that from today your wife's name will be Crore and Done now you are a Crorepati ..read more
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3y ago
If Akbar was alive in 21st century what would happen:- Akbar:-"Senapati find Anarkali in minutes." Senapati:-"It is impossible Sir." Akbar:-"WHY???" Senapati:-"Because we are Mughal not Google Sir."????? Note:-"Akbar fired Senapati and hired Google ceo ..read more
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3y ago
A maths teacher was eating roti by dipping it in an empty container. At that time a student came and asked,"What are you doing Sir"??
The teacher said,"I had assumed that the container has dal".?Student,"So Sir can I assume myself==Your son-in-law."?
Note:-The Student is assumed to be alive by his parents after that. R.I.P=Rest in peace ..read more
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3y ago
?What will you call a Person reading JOKES??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
ANSWER:- Me ..read more