Red Top Milk | Finding the funny in today's news
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Red Top Milk | Finding the funny in today's news
3y ago
Father Christmas is up against it with furloughed elves and new rules about entering homes. Everybody’s favourite big old jolly funster (apart from Russell Grant ..read more
Red Top Milk | Finding the funny in today's news
3y ago
A petite woman from Rotherham is considering dropping “bubbly” from her Tinder profile after receiving threats of legal action. For as long as she can ..read more
Red Top Milk | Finding the funny in today's news
3y ago
#BHM campaigners are sick to the back teeth of Lloyds Bank sending camera crews around the world to chase black horses across picturesque beaches and ..read more
Red Top Milk | Finding the funny in today's news
3y ago
Savvy sandwich artist Darren Bonner, who works at a Subway in St Albans, has been quick off the mark to secure his future by retraining ..read more
Red Top Milk | Finding the funny in today's news
3y ago
President Trump’s “Blessing from God” has left him in the enviable position of being able to continue to churn out lies for idiots to lap ..read more
Red Top Milk | Finding the funny in today's news
3y ago
A team of medical experts are rushing to put together a groundbreaking new treatment for coronavirus in order to treat President Donald Trump. Medical experts ..read more
Red Top Milk | Finding the funny in today's news
4y ago
[The angry ramblings of the grumpiest milkman in the office.] It’s official, train travel guidance is ridiculous. As we move to a return to the ..read more
Red Top Milk | Finding the funny in today's news
4y ago
The UK high-street takes another blow as Debenhams say they will definitely be opening their doors again on Monday. Shocked shoppers are angry at a ..read more
Red Top Milk | Finding the funny in today's news
4y ago
Following protests from huge numbers of young people, the difficult decision has been made to get rid of the moon. Millennials have found the stalwart ..read more
Red Top Milk | Finding the funny in today's news
4y ago
Consumed with rage, the British public have demolished the UK and dumped it piece by piece into the surrounding sea. Unable to stomach walking around ..read more