The Lethal Legion has entered the vault and faced off against M Bison and Zangief, but their quest isn’t over yet. They still must face Xerxes and retrieve the black heart for the Lich King. Will the group succeed in their mission? Will they retrieve the heart and kill King Xerxes? Listen now to find out! Intro Music Courtesy of Gogol Bordello This will be the last episode from us for the foreseeable future, as such we would like to list all the Patrons who have supported us in the past and present, a huge thank you to all of our listeners and Patrons, you all have made this an amazing experie ..read more

The Lethal Legion has made it down to the vault and seems to be ready to find a way to enter it and obtain the black heart of the Lich King. However, the group knows that danger awaits them as both Zangief and M Bison escorted King Xerces into the vault shortly before the team arrived. Will the group find a way into the vault? Will they be able to deal with the 3 in the vault once they are in? Listen now to find out!   Intro Music Courtesy of Gogol Bordello Patreon Patrons for This Episode: Casey Smith Chris Freehling Clown Prince Chaos Etoby50 Evan Dvorak Hayden Frank Izaac Reese Jamie ..read more

The Lethal Legion has killed off the leading family of Eeee and has taken their place to try and gain access to the C.O.C.K. headquarters where the vault is located. Will their disguises get them in and past security? Will they locate and gain access to the vault? Listen now to find out! Intro Music Courtesy of Gogol Bordello Patreon Patrons for This Episode: Casey Smith Chris Freehling Clown Prince Chaos Etoby50 Evan Dvorak Hayden Frank Izaac Reese Jamie Ruiz Jon Ruggles JR McCormick JrMcBabyFace Max Cicolini Monday Tarken Davis Yinnie the Pooh Zophar Petty   Help us out! Become a Patr ..read more

The Lethal Legion is working on their plan to obtain the black heart stored in the C.O.C.K. Vault to bring the Lich King back from the dead. They’ve managed to get into a very nice hotel right next to C.O.C.K HQ where the vault is, but now they need to get a plan together and act on it. What plan will the Legion come up with? Will it work? What kind of evil evilness do we have in store for this episode? Listen now to find out! Intro Music Courtesy of Gogol Bordello Patreon Patrons for This Episode: Casey Smith Cheryl Maplefish Chris Freehling Clown Prince Chaos Etoby50 Evan Dvorak Hayden Fran ..read more

The group is starting a new campaign, we’ve finally caved and are doing the evil campaign you all have been asking for! How evil you say? We don’t know yet, we’re still trying to find our evil villain footing…MUAHAHAHAHA. We have a few announcements in this episode and come find out how we pull off some of this dastardly evilness! Intro Music Courtesy of Gogol Bordello Patreon Patrons for This Episode: Casey Smith Cheryl Maplefish Chris Freehling Clown Prince Chaos Etoby50 Evan Dvorak Hayden Frank Izaac Reese James Trevor Hurt Jamie Ruiz JR McCormick JrMcBabyFace Kayla Light Max Cicolini Mond ..read more

The group is all together for this episode, to recap and discuss the Shadow of the Pitt Lords campaign. Primarily the discussion focuses on the game system, missed opportunities, and unused plot devices in the campaign. We also go off the rails a little in typical Bards fashion to discuss other things. What all do we talk about? Any juicy tidbits that we missed? Listen now to find out!   Intro Music Courtesy of Gogol Bordello Patreon Patrons for This Episode: Casey Smith Cheryl Maplefish Chris Freehling Clown Prince Chaos Etoby50 Evan Dvorak Hayden Frank Izaac Reese James Trevor Hurt Jam ..read more

The whole gang is back to pick up where we left off in the city of Pitt. When we last left off, the crew had just began their operation to retake the Bearded Princess from the Godsmen. They had just initiated contact with the Godsmen inside the bar, but didn’t really have a plan. Will the group be able to retake The Bearded Princess from the Godsman? Will the reinforcements make it in time? Listen now to find out!   Intro Music Courtesy of Gogol Bordello Patreon Patrons for This Episode: Casey Smith Cheryl Maplefish Chris Freehling Clown Prince Chaos Etoby50 Evan Dvorak Hayden Frank Izaa ..read more

And now it’s time to finish off this One Page One Off adventure in the Sexy Battle Wizards game system! When we last left off, the team had taken on the rogue mages in an attempt to stop the golem from destroying the city of Pizzaz. With one of the rogue mages defeated, the crew still needs to find the rest of the crew and stop the Golem. What will our crew do? Will they manage to strop the rogue mages and the Golem before it’s too late? Listen now to find out!   Game System: Sexy Battle Wizards Intro Music Courtesy of Gogol Bordello Patreon Patrons for This Episode: Casey Smith Cheryl M ..read more

Welcome to another installment of our One Page One Offs! We are visiting the Sexy Battle Wizards system again because we had such a great time last time. This time, our adventurers are summoned for a mission to stop some rogue mages from building a large Golem and destroying the city. How ridiculous do you think this episode will be? Listen now to find out!   Game System: Sexy Battle Wizards Intro Music Courtesy of Gogol Bordello Patreon Patrons for This Episode: Casey Smith Cheryl Maplefish Chris Freehling Clown Prince Chaos Etoby50 Evan Dvorak Hayden Frank Izaac Reese James Trevor Hurt ..read more

In this episode, the crew goes over their plans to try and take The Bearded Princess back from one of their rival gangs. While doing some scouting of the bar prior to trying to take it back, they ran into a familiar old face, Conga. How will the crew deal with this obstacle to recovering The Bearded Princess? Will they be able to get any support from the Strappers? Listen now to find out! Intro Music Courtesy of Gogol Bordello Patreon Patrons for This Episode: Casey Smith Cheryl Maplefish Chris Freehling Clown Prince Chaos Etoby50 Evan Dvorak Hayden Frank Izaac Reese James Trevor Hurt Jamie R ..read more