Mike McDaniel is the new head coach for The Miami Dolphins. Like most new coach hires, he brings a bagful of hope and excitement with him. Much like Brian Flores, Adam Gase and every head coach hired before him, the expectations of the fan base are elevated with the hope that THIS coach, will finally be THE coach. So what can McDaniel do to help make the fan’s dream a reality? Here are three things McDaniel can do to win Miami over, before ever coaching a game: Bring The Logo Back The most success The Miami Dolphins have had was under the legacy logo. Five Super Bowl appearances, two Super Bo ..read more

Lie-ami ViceThe once proud franchise falls even further I was lied to. The head coach…the general manager…hell, even the owner, were all in on it. Indirectly and directly, they lied to us all. And we have no one to blame but ourselves. Because this wasn’t the first time. Now is it likely to be the last. Close to three years ago, I was on tour for comedy and had a weekend gig in Palm Springs, California with Last Comic’s Standing’s Dat Phan, and Hungarian born Comedian Zoltan Kaszas (Snoop Dogg was also performing at the same venue but he doesn’t really factor into this story much so this i ..read more

This Week: The boys take some time to look at the REST of The AFC East on this episode of Welcome To Perfectville. The Bills, Patriots and Jets each had various levels of success and failure in 2020 and their offseason approaches reflect that. The Patriots went on a spending spree, The Bills added talent to surround their young QB and The Jets…well…we aren’t sure what they are doing. That being said, we still take the time to discuss each team’s current state, grade their offseason (so far) and where they should go in the upcoming NFL Draft. Speaking of which, WE ARE LIVESTREAMING THE FIRST ..read more

This Week Sam is almost out of his temporary recording location and back into the Perfectville West studio, Chris is still in his Perfectville East studio, and The Dolphins are almost on the clock! The boys review Miami’s free agency plan and how it relates to the aforementioned NFL Draft. Did Miami make enough moves to pass on taking playmakers early? Or are they hiding in plain sight with their free agency moves and showing us exactly what the plan is? Speaking of the NFL Draft, Miami made a flurry of trades with the 49ers and Eagles. When the dust settled, The Dolphins picked up extra firs ..read more

This Week Free Agency has started! And so has the overreactions from fans. The Miami Dolphins were big spenders in the 2020 free agent class. 2021? Not so much. At least, at first glance, it appears that The Dolphins weren’t terribly aggressive filling holes with the 2021 free agency class. Upon a closer look, however, perhaps Miami got all the groceries they needed form the free agency store, afterall. Sam and Chris sit down and review all the moves Miami has made since the start of the new year, including some interesting additions to the offensive line. A talented but troubled tackle? Chec ..read more

This Week The boys are back in the saddle. Chris has a new gig and Sam has a new kid. And they get to talk about the best positional unit on the offense? Triple score! The Miami Dolphins have one of the best Tight Ends in football in Mike Gesicki. And his fellow tight ends, Durham Smythe and Adam Shaheen are perfectly cast in their roles. So why would The Dolphins look to change this winning formula at all in 2021? The short answer is that they probably won’t. But the long answer? Well, that is when it starts to get interesting. Mike Gesicki is a free agent after the 2021 season and it stand ..read more

This Week Welp, Tom Brady won ANOTHER Super Bowl, Zach Thomas was left out of the Pro Football Hall of Fame and all of our players and coaches that were up for awards got snubbed. And if it couldn’t get any worse for Miami Dolphins fans everywhere, we talk about our abysmal running back performance in 2020. Yay. It’s no secret to Citizens of Perfectville everywhere that the team struggled rushing the ball. But exactly HOW bad did they struggle? Sam and Chris break it down and put it into a sad, sad perspective. But how does the team fix it? Is there a solution already on the roster? Or does ..read more

This Week The wide receivers for The Miami Dolphins in 2020 were not good. In fact, they weren’t even okay. They were bad. Very bad. And injured. And not open. In fact, it was one of the worst offensive outputs The Dolphins have ever had from a wide receiving group. What went wrong? Did anything go right? And more importantly, how do they fix it in 2021 and beyond? Sam and Chris review the awful group of wide receivers that The Miami Dolphins employed in 2020 and try to decipher what positives they can from it. The boys then jump into the fun part of the show with free agency options and roo ..read more

This Week Tua Tagovailoa and Ryan Fitzpatrick led The Miami Dolphins from the quarterback position in 2020. At times, both of them were amazing. At other times, both were maddening. Sam and Chris break down the position t length in this episode. What went right? What went wrong? And how doe they get better in 2021? Speaking of 2021, there a lot of rumors swirling around the team as to who will be the starting QB. General Manager Chris Grier and Head Coach Brian Flores have both stated that Tua is the guy, but chatter still remains about the team drafting another QB in the first round, or trad ..read more

This Week Another postseason watching from the couch. The Dolphins come up (WAY) short against The Bills in the final game of the season and miss the playoffs for the 345th consecutive year. What went right and, more importantly, what went wrong, against Josh Allen and The Bills? And even though The Dolphins missed the playoffs, they still went 10-6 and have HELLA draft picks! Sam and Chris kick around ideas as to what Miami should do with those picks. Should they trade them? Should they stay put? And if they do, who do they pick with those picks? We also run through another batch of El ..read more