The Puddlegulch Post
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The Puddlegulch Post
4y ago
by Gordan Geary – Editor in Chief “Lies! Lies! Lies! Lies” shouted Mayor Townsend campaign manager Terry Middlewamp in his dimlit, Puddlegulch City Hall office. In an effort to save costs, the city council voted in July to reduce energy usage in government facilities by shutting off lights for fifteen minutes on the hour during ..read more
The Puddlegulch Post
4y ago
While the country has been consumed with the tragedies and controversies of a global pandemic, it appeared that Puddlegulch had been spared. Many credit Mayor Townsend’s strict action to keep the citizens of Puddlegulch safe. The Knit Kickers Knitting Club and all hobby groups were banned, the Bowlarama was shutdown, The Whispering Possum has had ..read more
The Puddlegulch Post
4y ago
written by Gordan Geary – Editor in Chief “Puddlegulch has struggled with a homeless problem for months,” said Mayor Townsend. “Our homeless, Paul “Bobcat” Palmer, has been living in a tent in Nathaniel’s Field, a green space on the east end of town, since last July. He has been a nuisance to many Puddlegulchians and ..read more
The Puddlegulch Post
4y ago
Hey there Puddlegulchers, Fire Chief Red Brandbil here to bring you the big update from your local boys in the red helmets. 2020 is off and running, and everyone seems to be talking about what can be seen. Well, the only thing I see right now is a vision of Puddlegulch’s new fire engine! I ..read more
The Puddlegulch Post
4y ago
Chuck Hassler, author of the thrilling 1978 debut western novel “Colt Hardcastle & The Persimmon Hill Posse,” announced yesterday that he will be publishing a long-awaited second book. “I was down at the Bluebird Diner drinking a cup of coffee with Joe Whistler,” said Greg Fiddlestone, diner regular, once accused of bribing the mayor with ..read more
The Puddlegulch Post
4y ago
Jack Studebaker, reporter – Floyd Feltcher, proprietor of Feltcher’s Butcher Shop on Main Street, made a statement Friday in response to repeated queries concerning the dramatic presentation from his brother Bob Feltcher and his subsequent arrest last week during a Town council meeting. Floyd Feltcher, a lifelong resident of Puddlegulch in good standing with the ..read more
The Puddlegulch Post
4y ago
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT As the temperatures drop, the night air can be harmful or even deadly for our town’s beloved mascot: the possum. You may find them in your garage trying to find enough warmth to survive. We at The Puddlegulch Post encourage you not to put the poor creature out in the cold; bring ..read more
The Puddlegulch Post
4y ago
Gordon Geary, Editor in Chief and sometimes reporter – Bob Feltcher was arrested this week for drunk and disorderly conduct during a town council meeting. Complaints of his unauthorized supervision of Puddlegulch residents have been brought to the council for years, but the council has dismissed the complaints with the philosophy of “what harm is ..read more
The Puddlegulch Post
4y ago
Gordan Geary, Editor in Chief – At 11:55 pm last night, a local teen was fooling around with the filters on her telephone camera and snapped this image in the alley behind the Bowlarama. [Note from writer: My pencil broke before I was about to speak to her, but I believe I understand millennials well ..read more
The Puddlegulch Post
4y ago
Priestess Willow Wolfclaw, guest contributor – The first Full Moon of the year is named after howling wolves. In some cultures, it was known as Old Moon, Ice Moon, Snow Moon, and the Moon after Yule. Many Native tribes called January’s full moon the Wolf Moon because of the greater hunger of the mighty wolves ..read more