By David Glenn Cox Trump doses while the prosecutor proposes. Sleepy Don and the nap heard round the world. The old man and the see! Enter Sandman. The day of reckoning finally comes with the first ever criminal trial of a President. (trivia question) Did Trump the mob boss glare the death stare at Alvin Bragg and Maggie Haberman? Never mind the media chatter, that’s the 9th grade Trump we’ve all come to know. If you piss him off, you’ll get some childish visceral response. But as they say, “it’s a sign of the times.” This is where we are at on the road of this epic saga. Gone are the demonst ..read more

By David Glenn Cox It is all very Orwellian with fleets of Kamikaze drones and rocket bombs. All against a backdrop of flickering yellowing historical images. This is a new kind of war. An unmanned attack with swarms of flying robot droids. Then the computers take over and plot the air defense in milliseconds, firing return interceptor missiles. The cheap droids are sent by the hundreds in hopes of depleting the air defense before the uber expensive missile time comes, infantry before cavalry. Then, straight off the pages of Orwell. Iran announces ala Big Brother in robes with a fanfare of tr ..read more

By David Glenn Cox Sometimes, just sometimes, it makes you wonder about who is minding the store. DATELINE: Palm Beach Post, “Trump codefendants want out of classified documents case,  say they had “No Clue” what was in the boxes. Oh right, I forgot. It’s the Internet that’s killing newspapers. If it were you in this situation or a close personal friend or relative, asking for your advice. What would you tell them? Would you recommend the old Sergeant Schultz routine? You put a confused look on your face and answer promptly, “I know nothing!” “I know nothing about anything! I can’t remem ..read more

By David Glenn Cox The Japanese Prime Minister stopped by Washington the other day. Just to remind us to look both ways before crossing the street. Trying to remind us, it’s a dangerous world out there and not to juggle hand grenades just for sport. He spoke to the crazy house and told them it was imperative for the US to support Ukraine. That the US needed to get off its ass and lead. As a Prime Minister, it’s his job to wonder, just what kind of ally is this? Would they ever do my country this way? Washington Republicans fiddle while Kiev burns. The Republican Party is in shambles and only ..read more

By David Glenn Cox And so, we wait. After an Israeli airstrike killed three Iranian Generals, the Mullahs vow revenge. Death to Israel and Death to America! How many times have you heard that ever popular Middle eastern refrain? A hit with a bullet. The Mullah’s using divine religious victimhood as a political tool. It always seems to happen in countries lacking food or heat or progress. “Sure, we suck. But God likes us!” “We’re defending you from the enemies who help to keep us in power! Death to Israel and death to America! Why without us, you’d be in real trouble pal. Besides, we’re doing ..read more

By David Glenn Cox Is everyone alright? I mean, is everyone still here? Was anyone injured by the falling Bibles of the raptured on their way to glory? I haven’t done a complete head count yet, but obviously, I’m still here. Or was it as I suspected, just another rapture rip off? Grifting off of a natural phenomenon and human gullibility. 1 + 1= $ Volcano rumbling means God must be angry. You can take the ancient human off the savannah, but you can’t shake all the primitive off of them. A natural phenomenon to see and be enjoyed by all. But the obsession, I just don’t understand. People flyin ..read more

By David Glenn Cox Obvious, My dear Watson, I call it; the case of the missing First Lady or The Lady Said, No. Despite the orange scam master’s public persona, something is missing this time around. Things one needs to run for President.  A spouse  A family  A dog. (optional, but recommended) Things Donald Trump is missing this time around. A spouse A family A dog Donald Trump’s wife Malaria, AKA Patty Hearst Trump has been a noticeable no show. And who could blame her? Only if Donald were dressed as Ronald McDonald with a daisy in his hat, could it be any more embarrassin ..read more

(AP Photo/Evan Vucci) By David Glenn Cox Wow, a thirty-million-dollar robbery in Los Angeles Easter morning. Holy Easter Bunny Batman! The film “Goodfellas” jumps right off the screen and into the headlines. This was no amateur job of “stick em up” this had professional written all over it. And Remember, Robert DeNiro says, lay low and don’t spend any of the money. It has been asked, because as obvious as it might appear to be, it has to be asked. “Do you think it was an inside job?” Somewhere along the line it was an inside job, it has to be. There’s too much security not to be. So, the sus ..read more

Photographer: Drew Angerer/Bloomberg via Getty Images By David Glenn Cox Okay, bear with me here. Math and high finance aren’t my long suite. But a company that lost $58 million dollars last year against four million dollars in ad revenue is somehow valued at $8,000,000,000. Now, I might have been born at night, but not last night. THROW AWAY YOUR MONEY HERE, SUCKERS! The stock has already lost 20% in value. But I’m certain it will bounce right back. (satire alert) The company has only one asset, an out of work aging TV host, criminal and former President. Facing a slew of legal charges and a ..read more

By David Glenn Cox They say with age comes wisdom, but who knows? Maybe with age just comes repetition. Not being bitten by the same dog twice. Understanding the true meaning when the doctor says, “You may feel a little pressure.” Understanding that what they mean to say is not always what they say to mean. They can say something completely innocently and have serious business behind what they say. France recently announced, they will begin to ferry “used” military equipment to Ukraine. Very ambiguous that word “used”, very casually, “Oh by the way.” But “used” or “obsolete” can have many mea ..read more