Intern Lives the Same Lifestyle as Her Boss
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by Paul Kitchener
3y ago
“So grateful I can afford luxury cruises and visits to Europe’s finest vineyards with just the slightest bit of help from my thirty-five credit cards ..read more
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College Freshman Disappointed to Discover No One Impressed by How Many Girls He Made Out With in High School
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by Paul Kitchener
3y ago
“Just trying to build rapport with my peers. I even exaggerated the numbers ..read more
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Liberals Confident That Current Utopian State of Democrat-Led Cities Reveals the Paradise to Come Once Biden Elected
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by Paul Kitchener
3y ago
“The Garden of Eden isn’t a fairy tale after all! It’s been reimagined all over the nation in cities like Portland, Seattle, and Chicago ..read more
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God Impressed by Devout Believer Saying ‘Dang’ Instead of ‘Damn’ Throughout Lifetime, Gives Extra Large Mansion in Heaven
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by Paul Kitchener
4y ago
“Did saying ‘heck’ all these years pay off or what?! I’m grateful and blessed ..read more
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Woman That Apparently Wants All Old People to Die Refuses to Wear Mask While Sleeping or Showering
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by Paul Kitchener
4y ago
“Isn’t that above and beyond the requests of the CDC?” questioned the individual consumed with murderous intentions ..read more
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Christian Claims He Didn’t Sell His Soul to Satan When He Got a Tattoo
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by Paul Kitchener
4y ago
“I just thought it’d look cool,” noted the man that had made a mockery of God’s temple ..read more
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Man That Has Perfected His Golf Swing Not 100% Sure What His Third Child’s Name Is
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by Paul Kitchener
4y ago
“It’s Logan. No, that’s the middle one. Our third is Jacob. Or James. It starts with a ‘J’ for sure ..read more
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Worship Song Accidentally Never Ends
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by Paul Kitchener
4y ago
“The band got lost in the moment, which lasted beyond the full service time. At last report, they were playing the chorus for the 520th time ..read more
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Man Pretends to Listen to Directions Despite Only Wanting the Destination Address
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by Paul Kitchener
4y ago
“Uh, two blocks past the diner, I’ll go north. I mean, south. Go west after the third maple tree for like five or ten miles. I think I got it. Go ahead and give me the address though. Google Maps will be my backup ..read more
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Report: Sources From Heaven Confirm That God Is Very Impressed With Hannah’s 397 Instagram Followers
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by Paul Kitchener
4y ago
“Her ever-increasing follower amount is a reflection of the quality of her posts. I wouldn’t be surprised if she hits 500 within the next couple of months ..read more
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