Kim tells Ket about Goodnight Mommy and gives Ketryn yet another reason to not want a creepy crapbag of her own. Ket also tells the Sammies about her very own horror movie she lived through where her house was infested with the musical festival for Flies: Lilith Fair featuring Jimmy Buffet at Monsterpalooza. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Goodnight Mommy. Dir. Severin Fiala, Veronika Franz Writers Veronika Franz, Severin Fiala Austin Sammies check out Sophia Zolan performing at East Austin Comedy Club for the month of August on Thursdays at 9pm, Fridays at ..read more

Ket tells Kim about the 2018 Indian film, Tumbbad. Remember Sexy Goop Body, Frank, from Hellraiser? Well, you’ll never guess who we ran into! Sexy Goop Body’s Grandma! She… does not look great. The girls would also like to tell you about an exciting new business investment! It’s an opium den… but with Daddies. Less Opium. More Daddies. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Tumbbad. Dirs. Rahi Anil Barve, Adesh Prasad, Anand Gandhi Writers Mitesh Shah, Adesh Prasad, Rahi Anil Barve, Anand Gandhi, Narayan Dharap Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod! KIM AND KET’S S ..read more

Kim tells Ket about the French film, High Tension, starring Cecile de France and Maiwen. The girls are back from their travels and hit the ground with giggles galore! They discuss the habits of rich French ladies and their gas station attendant escorts. They discuss the spectrum of bummerations and gettin’ your “grumbles.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in High Tension. Dir. Alexandre Aja Writers Alexandre Aja, Gregory Levasseu Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod! KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR link.chtbl.com/kkstc   KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group ..read more

Recorded live in October 2021, Kim and their dear friend Paige -- @thehorrorlifecoach -- tell Ket about Puppet Master, starring… alcohol. Strap in, Sammies. If you think episodes are long-winded when they're sober… I mean, do you even KKSAM, bro?! Not gonna lie, Ketryn remembers NONE of this movie. ENJOY! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Puppet Master. Dir. David Schmoeller Writers Charles Band, Kenneth J. Hall, J.S. Cardone Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod! KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR link.chtbl.com/kkstc   KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group ..read more

Hi Sammies! The girls have a bit of traveling to do, so we're bringing you a re-release from back in the DAY! In honor of our final “Pride” episode, here is a special edition of our 101st episode, Lyle, with an added snippet from our exclusive Patreon Post-Mortem we did for the film. Join our Patreon for the full video and hundreds more hours of BONE CON! (Bonus Content) https://www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Ep. 101 Lyle: “The Tale of ‘Chairs - The Podcast’” Kim tells Ket about Lyle starring Gaby Hoffman and Ingrid Jungermann (Bergman?). They unveil their new podcast all about the ri ..read more

Ket tells Kim about the steamy 1983 horror starring David Bowie, Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon, continuing their “Pride Picks” for the month. The girls open the episode by stating that Kim is wearing trash on her head and knowing nothing about Tony Scott. Oh! How far the mighty have fallen. Ket also comes out as a Cape enthusiast… like that was news to literally anyone. They also encounter the worst fate either of them could possibly imagine. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Hunger. Dir. Tony Scott (who IS Ridley Scott’s brother! Who knew? Spoiler Alert: ever ..read more

To commemorate Kim and Ket’s 200th episode, we are having our first official Sammie Awards! We’ll be handing out awards for “Favorite Episode,” “Best Voice Acting,” “Best Episode Title”, “Best Running Gag or Catch Phrase,” “Best Made Up Character Name,” “Best Jump Scare, “ "Best Word Salad," “Most Random Tangent” and “Creepiest Burpsmap.” We also have some very exciting special guest presenters! Most importantly, the Sammies will learn how much Kim and Ket and Arik love and appreciate each and every one of you. Dir. Arik Martin Writer Arik Martin Link to Dakari's amazing artwork: https://inst ..read more

For Pride Month, Kim tells Ket about the bananas Tanny ::ahem:: I mean, TAMMY and the T-Rex featuring Theo Forsett as the delightful Byron! Oh! And teeny tiny baby Denise Richards and Paul Walker (RIP). Ketryn loses her mind, on multiple occasions, and takes a minute to hop into this ‘93 white Mustang convertible of a movie… but she gets there! So pick up your cool, clear, landline phone and dial 1-800-DINO-MAN! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Tammy and the T-Rex. Dir. Stewart Raffill Writers Gary Brockette, Stewart Raffill Hoʻoponopono: https://en.wikipedia.org ..read more

Ep. 198: Suspiria: “The Tale of the Goddess of Bummers” In honor of Pride Month, Ket tells Kim about Suspiria (2018) directed by Luca Guadagnino, also known for such LGTBQIA+ films as Call Me By Your Name. Ket is kicking off the month with weird jaw injuries. They debate over what the names of Susie and Sara sound like. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Suspiria. Dir. Luca Guadagnino Writers Dario Argento, Daria Nicolodi, David Kajganich Where you can donate: https://www.sandyhookpromise.org/ Verified Uvalde GoFundMes: https://bit.ly/3wVAxxl Voting now for th ..read more

Kim tells Ket about Willy’s Wonderland starring one of the most beloved Sammie Mascots: Ic Age! (a.k.a. Nicolas Cage) Ever wonder what happened to all the little critters in that lagoon in The Little Mermaid who sang Kiss the Girl? Well, at least one of them became an animatronic serial killer. Also, we could all learn something from the Janitor about taking breaks and setting boundaries at work. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Willy’s Wonderland. Dir. Kevin Lewis Writer G.O. Parsons  Nominations close TODAY, 5/25/22, for the SAMMIE AWARDS aka our 200th episode ..read more