For entertainment purposes only. This is not to be used in place of a licensed therapist or other qualified medical aid given its satirical and comedic content. Gonsanto Industries welcomes you to the first in a series of guided meditations that will ease your mind, calm your body, and allow you to transition into a fully sleepless existence.   Written, directed, and narrated by Adam Blanford.  Sound effects provided by freesound.org Theme music provided by The Superluminal Project Transcript by Alexandra Douros Transcript available at https://drive.google.com/file/d/19AGiBDvMQ_JOV_ ..read more

Content warnings: At 4:09 to 4:30: Discussions of weight loss and dieting; at 6:38 to 6:53, physical violence; at 8:02 to 8:45: anxiety and involuntary sedation; at 9:38 to 10:24: Paranoia; at 11:06 to 11:59: Depiction of a hostile situation and threat of violence; at 12:00 to 13:07: Paranoia; startling noise at 13:20 to 13:21. Transcript available at https://www.throtopro.com/the-insomnia-project   Things begin to unravel for the test subjects.  Eliza still struggles containing her anger, Martin really needs some sleep, and Jessica is certain someone at Gonsanto is out to get her ..read more

Santa and his elves could use a little boost leading up to Christmas, and decide to enroll in The Insomnia Project.  A few of them start experiencing odd side effects, and the Gonsanto team is called in to the North Pole to sort out the mess. Warning: This episode contains chewing/mouth sounds and some violence Transcript: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1dWPzfqce9RIDaVqspJ9wzWPSdza6aGkj Credits:  This episode’s writing, sound design, and production by Adam Blanford.   Sound effects provided by freesound.org (specifics listed at the end).  Theme music provided by the ..read more

Warning: This episode contains violence and a very creepy man on a train. Transcript available at https://www.throtopro.com/the-insomnia-project   Sam has some very important data to share at lab meeting.  We should all probably pay attention to it, bla bla bla.  Also, burritos! Cast List: Eliza - Jaqui Kerschenbaum Loud Commuter - SH Cooper Creeper - Adam Blanford Helen - Tara Santora Dr. Montgomery - Dave Morgan Sam - Graham Rowat Dr. Baker - Lindsay Zana Martin - Elijah Gabriel Jessica - Allison Brandt Jenn - Charlotte Norup Sound effects:   Door Slam - TiesWijnen https ..read more

The test subjects have their first check in to test their progress.   Warning - mouth sounds and chewing from 12:05-12:40. Transcript available at https://www.throtopro.com/the-insomnia-project   Cast List: Martin - Elijah Gabriel Susan - Kaitlyn Kliman Eliza - Jaqui Kerschenbaum Sam - Graham Rowat Jessica - Allison Brandt Dr. Baker - Lindsay Zana Dr. Montgomery - Dave Morgan Manager - Kirsty Woolven Officer - Adam Blanford   Sound effects: Bottle Smaby by Roxis_Boy - https://freesound.org/people/Roxis_Boy/sounds/401619/   20131202_chair falling on the ground_ZoomH4nXY ..read more

Are you tired of your exhausting coffee shop job, trying to please customers that never know what they want?  Are you about to go on an old lady murdering spree?  Sign up for the Insomnia Project today! Transcript available at https://www.throtopro.com/the-insomnia-project Cast list: Martin - Elijah Gabriel Fran - Charlotte Norup Stardust - Valorie Hall Sarah - Karin Heimdall   Sound Effects: Car door - by cj_ascoli Cardoor opening by supersnd Door, front, opening, by giddster Leaving Walk by trip2000 Paper Bag and Bottle Handling FF387 by martinimeniscus 1. putting beans in the ..read more

Need more money for "school supplies?"  Has that meanie parent of yours cut you out of using the credit card?  Consider signing up to participate in the Insomnia Project! End music by The Superluminal Project Transcript available at https://www.throtopro.com/the-insomnia-project Cast List: Jessica - Allison Brandt Cashier - Haley C. McCarthy Tow truck driver - Mark Harrietha Sound effects by: 1) Car Horn 1.wav by 3863 https://freesound.org/people/3863/sounds/235363/ 2) Passing Car (wet road) by Breviceps https://freesound.org/people/Breviceps/sounds/462862/ 3) At a Bus Stop by Woodyl ..read more

Working a dead end job with the most obnoxious boss ever?  Dating life not quite where you would like? Consider signing up for the Insomnia Project! We know all you're doing is playing Overwatch anyway...  "Bill" is part of a minisode series that answers the question - why in the world would you sign up for the Insomnia Project? Transcript available at https://www.throtopro.com/the-insomnia-project Cast list: Bill - John Patneaude Matt - Jacob Wilson Sandy - Kirsty Woolven Amy - SH Cooper Sharon - Kaitlyn Kliman Ethel - Charlotte Norup Aubrey - Aubrey Lebeau Sound effects credits: Fa ..read more

Test subjects Eliza, Jason, Jessica, and Martin come into Gonsanto Industries for baseline testing and "the treatment".  Music in this episode: Credits theme by Superluminal Project "Playful Planet" by Secession Studios" "Abgrund" by SatanasiA "Eyes Like a Nova" by Carl Phaser "Black Sail" by Chastity Belt   ..read more

The Insomnia Project is recruiting test subjects!   Transcript available at https://www.throtopro.com/the-insomnia-project   Announcer - Nick Bean Tired Actor - Kyle Gould ..read more