Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow...Nothing but professionalism here. anyways this week another romp in the holodeck, no not the Riker type of romp, Worf and Alexander. play cowboys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information ..read more

STAR TREK BABIES!!!!!!! The day has finally come. We learn what Jean-Luc looked like as a 10 year old. We learn about bad southern accents and its the return of America's favorite game. Enjoy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information ..read more

Q!!!! You love him, we love him. The great John Delancey is back on this week's Warped. Other topics include, The perfection that is The Sound of Music, the career of Olivia d'Abo and much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information ..read more

If you ever wondered, "For a show with so many aliens why aren't the crew of the Enterprise probed more?" Look no further than this week's episode. You get all the probin' fun you can handle. Aside from that Shawn brings a new game to the crew and we belatedly celebrate 250 episodes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information ..read more

Hipsters Unite! Fancy Feast for some! McDonald's for others! My friends, set down your hatchets. We rise together to watch the best brain-related episode of Star Trek from Season 2.  And it's not even IN season 2. Amazing! No need to get posh, though... kitty wants Taco Bell!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information ..read more

Cheez-Its. Mommy Porn. Cheez-Its. Mommy Porn. 50 Shades of Phat Money.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information ..read more

On today's Warped, our favorite weirdo is back, IT'S LT BARCLAY TIME!!!!!!!   The crew is jazzed because they finally see themselves on the screen.  In this episode Barclay hates the transporter and the crew....agrees f... that s...!  Anyways as we wade thru the awkwardness that is the Lt drinking water, we discuss men's reluctancy to go to the doctor (don't be a Barclay see a doctor is there's something wrong).  Enjoy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information ..read more

If black widow spiders feed on the remnants of your Three Cheese Pizza Stuffed Buttery Jack Gorditas while you fall asleep podcasting, and then they bite you, what superpower would you gain? A) The ability to weave together disparate pop culture ingredients to create a wonderful cacophony of taste, confusion, and strong muscle cramps in the stomach, shoulders, and back area. B) Buttery, Teflon-coated spider webs shoot out of your orifices. It feels really good, looks like mozzarella stringed cheese, and tastes like... well, use your Warped After Dark Imagination why don't you. C) Narcoleptic f ..read more

I know we say this a lot, but we're back.  Look it's hard out there for podcaster, especially one's that don't make any money.  We don't do it for the money, but we do have to have other jobs so there you go.  Anyways  we are back and hopefully we will be more productive this year.  It's a new year and we are starting off with a new season.  That's right it's season 6 of Next Generation and we are watching the thrilling conclusion of "Data meets Mark Twain".  We learn all about why Mark Twain is in San Francisco, what a good production of Hair has to contain ..read more

Beep. It's getting Fast and Furious up in this Warped podcast bay. This time the crew roll up their sleeves and talk shop about the ol' rust bucket. Beep beep. Jacob demonstrates his marketing genius BEEP!! WARNING alligators detected--beep beepBBEeeEEPPPPP!!!!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information ..read more