The Babylon Bee
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The Babylon Bee is the world's best satire site, totally inerrant in all its truth claims. It writes satire about Christian stuff, political stuff, and everyday life. It focuses on just the facts, leaving spin and bias to other news sites.
The Babylon Bee
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MURFREESBORO, TN — According to sources, local husband Scott Limber rescued his wife from depression by helpfully explaining why she should be in a good mood ..read more
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Over the last two weeks, everyone has heard all about how much USAID has done for people around the world, but the ones hurt most by Trump's funding cuts are the children living in poverty-stricken countries ..read more
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WASHINGTON, DC — Donald Trump has approved a measure normalizing once again the practice of calling female employees ‘Toots ..read more
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CIRITH UNGOL — The One Ring must be returned to its rightful owner, The Dark Lord Sauron, a Sauron-appointed judge ruled this week ..read more
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ARLINGTON, VA — In response to mounting pressure from various stakeholders, the Public Broadcasting Service (PBS) announced the immediate discontinuation of its Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) policies. As part of this restructuring, Sesame Street's Bert and Ernie are now straight ..read more
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WASHINGTON, DC — An ailing Senator Mitch McConnell was carried into the chambers of Congress yesterday using the aid of six pallbearers ..read more
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump's attempt to solve the long-running hostage situation between Israel and Hamas hit an obstacle today, as Hamas convinced a Biden-appointed federal judge to overturn Trump's order to release their hostages ..read more
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U.S. — Amid ongoing controversy over the Department of Government Efficiency's investigations into numerous federal agencies to uncover fraud and waste, a new study found that people trying to stop financial audits usually have great reasons and are totally innocent of any wrongdoing ..read more
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PEARLY GATES — With eternity before him and the full understanding of the divine presence at hand, local soul William Bennett, expressed his excitement over finally being able to learn how much Mountain Dew Code Red he consumed in his life ..read more
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Is your woman cold? Though it may be difficult to tell one way or another, there are certain tell-tale signs. Knowing whether or not she is cold can be helpful in determining your next steps ..read more