9 Changes Disney Is Bringing To 'The Chosen'
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16h ago
The official announcement that the popular biblical drama The Chosen will begin streaming on Disney+ elicited a mixed fan response, with some viewers wondering what types of changes Disney might make to the show ..read more
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Mark Hamill Joins Death Star Press Conference To Say What A Good Job He Thinks The Emperor Is Doing
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17h ago
DEATH STAR — Viewers of the Imperial News Network were stunned today, as Mark Hamill joined a Death Star press conference to say what a good job he thinks the Emperor is doing ..read more
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10 Ways To Beat The Fascist Police Coming To Arrest You For Supporting Palestine
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by Babylon Bee
17h ago
The fascist police state is coming to arrest you for supporting Palestine and for no other reason than that. What will you do, comrade ..read more
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'I've Never Felt So Alive,' Thinks Police Officer While Clotheslining Communist Ivy League Student
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by Babylon Bee
19h ago
LOS ANGELES, CA — After weeks of dealing with unruly and aggravated protestors, a Los Angeles police officer finally felt moments of real joy and euphoria as a line of commie UCLA students charged him with garbage can shields ..read more
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James O'Keefe Dresses Up As Karl Marx To Go Undercover With College Encampment
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20h ago
NEW YORK — According to sources, noted guerrilla journalist and founder of Project Veritas James O'Keefe successfully infiltrated the protest encampment at Columbia University while disguised as the late Karl Marx ..read more
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‘It's Not The Breed, It's The Owner,’ Says Man Being Swallowed By Shai-Hulud, Great Maker Of The Desert
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20h ago
ARRAKIS — A low rumble reverberated through the ground and the sands began to shift as a colossal sandworm of the desert emerged to swallow up another advocate for the legal ownership of sandworms ..read more
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Doctor Reminds You To Arrive Early So You Can Wait Even Longer
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by Babylon Bee
2d ago
U.S. — In a helpful message regarding your upcoming appointment, your doctor has reminded you to be sure that you arrive early so you can wait even longer ..read more
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Congressional Democrats Demand $40 Billion For UCLA Protest Border Security
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2d ago
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A legislative stalemate appeared to be brewing on Capitol Hill as congressional Democrats put forth a resolution that demanded $40 billion to pay for UCLA student protest border security ..read more
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Immigration Crisis Ended As Frat Boys Deployed To Guard Southern Border
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2d ago
UNITED STATES — The immigration crisis appears to be finally over after the Department of Homeland Security deployed a crack regiment of fraternity brothers to guard the southern border ..read more
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Missionaries Travel From Africa To Bring The Gospel To United Methodist Church
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2d ago
U.S. — A group of devout Christian missionaries has arrived all the way from Africa to reach the United Methodist Church and tell them about the Gospel of Jesus Christ ..read more
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