My cardsssssah! After watching part one of the already-historic Vanderpump Rules reunion, Sarah realizes the only way to process the 15 different dimensions of what was expressed is a (roughly)15-hour episode. With someone who is, truly, good as gold: Tracie Morrissey (writer, podcaster on "Pot Psychology" and owner of pipedreams.fun). They discuss Sandoval's strategic invalidation of his friendship with James and Scheana, a re-analysis of Katie and Schwartz' relationship and pre-Scandoval critiques, Ariana's shocking reveal about Sandoval's manipulative use of her mental health to offset crit ..read more

"If it is to be said, so it be, so it is." As Greg so beautifully noted - probably while footstooling - today marks a Ramotional New Beginning in the history of AG's sassy social experiment: the premiere episode of "Taking it Personally!" TIP continues the kinds of conversations Sarah loves to have about Housewives: unpacking the psychology and community behind some of her favorite shows. And of course, she needed to deep dive her #1 GOAT: Succession. So she Zooms up one of her fave Bravoholic besties, content creator Bravo Bravo Ducking Bravo, to discuss Logan's use of affection toward his ch ..read more

Sarah Googles her astrological chart, only to realize she's a Rising "Season 25: Oprah Winfrey Behind the Scenes." After sighing with relief - it just makes so much sense! - she heads into the cloffice to Zoom with someone who has a bit of experience on that show and, ya know, a few dozen others: mega producer and podcaster, Carlos King ("Reality with the King," "Belle Collective," "Love & Marriage" franchise, and of course RHOA and RHONJ). They deep dive the selective and strategic withholding of secrets on Potomac and RHONJ, whether Teresa's defensiveness about Luis is possibly connected ..read more

Somehow, heartbreak feels good in a place like this. Just call it Tom Sandoval's non-apology tour. After watching the Pump Rules finale, Sarah calls up her Bravo BFF, content creator and truth sayer Bravo Bravo Ducking Bravo, and invites her to the People's People's Couch for a rewatch and deep dive. Yes, they began recording this episode at 2am, flying by the seat of their pants (spiritually, of course - Sarah was in a robe). They unpack Ariana's magnificent expression of rage as a rallying cry for countless women watching, Sandoval's attempt to weaponize Ariana's anger against herself, the b ..read more

Sarah goes to Sandoval's concert in NYC (#writergirl #theultimatesacrifice) and spends the next several days trying to recover from what was a memory burned into her psyche - until she watches the newest VPR, and is plunged deeper into the rage abyss. After taking a series of cold showers and putting up a vision board comprised of the Something About Her greek salad wrap (you know Queen Ariana is gonna have gluten free!), Sarah realizes the best way to recover is to deep dive with someone who has mentioned it all on all things Scandoval, friend of the pod Ryan Bailey ("So Bad It's Good with Ry ..read more

Ask, believe, receive! Reinvigorated by a sublime RHOA premiere, and shaken by the breaking news of Kim and Kroy's surprise split, Sarah runs to the cloffice to nosh on RHOA's extra juicy news on and off TV. And who better to break it all down than one of Sarah's fave return guests, a star in his own right, Michael Arceneaux (New York Times bestselling author, whose credits include "I Can't Date Jesus" and "I Don't Want to Die Poor."). They discuss the ways Kim and Kroy's split is reminiscent of a one-and-not-actually-done OC divorce, the difference in how Kandi and Todd currently view marital ..read more

Just call this kiki the Thomas (Crown) Affair - except instead of crowns, these two are wearing whatever dames receive (respect? Does that come with a tiara?). Needing a fellow royal for a Battle Royale, Dame Galli Zooms up a man with a school and a title - Dame Brian Moylan, President and Founder of the Real Housewives Institute, New York Times best selling author, and Tre's number one nemesis. They settle into their London/NYC thrones, and throw down on unpacking the 3D chess of living one's life IRL and on reality TV, whether previous story planting influenced the Pump Rules cast's initial ..read more

Sarah travels to Rhode Island, her home state, named in honor of Hailey Baldwin's cosmetics line (and whatever piece of land Bethenny will acquire next, in which she will base her thriving IG reel cottage industry of all things CVS Beauty). Homesick for some of her fave familial sass, she Zooms up one of her Bravo besties, content creator Bravo Bravo Ducking Bravo. They discuss The Toms' suspended adolescence, how a distortion of feminism to support bad actors may be a part of Raquel discourse, the possibly performative nature of Tre and Melissa's mid trip bonding, and why Rachel and Danielle ..read more

Hot on the heels of the just-announced AG Live: A Scandoval Spritz, Sarah realizes there's only one person whose presence she requires to unpack a shocking ep of VPR (and shockingly exciting season of NJ) - her live show cohost, and Bravo bestie, Dylan Hafer (senior content manager, entertainment at Betches Media, host of the podcast Mention It All, and creator of @BravoByBetches). They settle into the cloffice (a place that doesn't allow any other meaning of the word), and discuss a shared appreciation for the Tre v. Meliss and Joe swan song (and why nuance matters), why 'tit for tat' won't w ..read more

Inspired by Whitney Rose, a SLC flower in bloom, Sarah realizes she needs to make the cloffice into a spiritual garden. So she Zooms up an expert on roses, Vanderpump rosé, and spilling the dirt: Nick Viall (award-winning podcast host, TV personality, and bestselling author, whose Viall Files YouTube channel is Sarah's new fave). They deep dive Nick's journey discussing Scandoval through the lens of empathy and reality TV experience, the difference in stakes and opportunity between The Bachelor, Love is Blind, and Pump Rules, the ways Schwartz and Sandoval appear to view boundaries as disloyal ..read more