"I'm exhausted. My weave is exhausted. The panty-liner on my underwear is exhausted." So sayeth Bravo Nation after a wild day of breaking news alerts. Sarah takes a jet pack to the cloffice to mention it all: Crystal, Robyn, and maybe-Nneka's exits from Beverly Hills and Potomac (and surprise that Dorit hasn't been mentioned....yet), Candiace's pregnancy announcement (likely a major reason for her already-announced pause), Alexia and Todd's divorce (and how this may impact casting rumors that already had Bravoholics up in arms), and Jennifer's engagement to....Ryan (possibly not the only OC pr ..read more

In the words of two great American poets, "​​Hangin' around (hangin' around)/Nothin' to do but frown/Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.” What better way to describe the cloudiness of mind, body, and spirit, after watching Potomac’s reunion allegedly, technically, conclude. Oh, there are far better ways? Well, lucky for all of humanity, this pod testimony will stand the test of time. And speaking of time, it’s spiritually 3 minutes long. Sarah discusses the highs, lows, and oh god nos of the Potomac reunion finale, including Gordon and Mia’s support for each other as they continue to na ..read more

Sarah is joined once again by guest co-host Louis Peitzman (culture commentator and Housewives writer) to unpack all things Summer House, plus some hot takes on Atlanta and Dubai: why Louis thinks Amanda and Kyle are not long for a happily ever after, the nuance and no-gos between Lindsay and Carl, why representation matters with Jesse Solomon (Bravo's first Jewish f**kboy Labrador!), West, the People's Princess, and yes, reactions to Kenya's confirmed return and why Sarah is probably not going to be mentioning it all about Dubai. Fun fact: you will also receive a Dr. Sara PhD when you sign up ..read more

Sarah is joined by guest co-host Louis Peitzman (culture commentator and Housewives writer) to discuss all things Vanderpump Rules and The Valley: the difference between empathy and care, Jo and Schwartz' unconscious uncoupling, questions about what's underneath Lala's rage, the show's future with and without Ariana (but probably...without), Kristen Doute's fascinating/perplexing lack of growth, and the joys of Janet as a pregnant (possible) villain. Support the sass: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/damegalli JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ..read more

Sarah readies for part 2 of the Potomac reunion the best way she knows how: by procrastinating for four days and then singing "I Dreamed A Dream" during each commercial break. She mentions it all, kinda, or at least 57%: what production missed in their edit of the colorism conversation (and several other moments throughout the ep), why Sarah has unconsciously uncoupled from Robyn and Juan's relationship (not exactly an ideal position for a franchise that encourages introspection), the lost footage of Candiace and Dr. Wendy complimenting Gizelle, and Sarah's theory on Gordon's "to be continued ..read more

Sarah welcomes a new guest co-host to the People's People's Cloff (Zoom edition): Morgan Paige (content creator and host of the podcast Morgan's Pop Talks). They deep dive all things Pump Rules and The Valley: the quasi-bewildering battle between Lala and Lala's perception of Ariana, the difference between morality and sustainability in how production (and maybe the network) is positioning Sandoval, Kristen's record replicating dysfunction in her personal life and on reality TV, and who is worse as a partner, and man: Jesse or Jax. Support the sass: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/damegalli ..read more

Much like future Bravoholic Joy Behar, Sarah takes a little time to enjoy the View. The view of Potomac's past, present, and future, obvs. And who better to read those tea leaves than one of her fave people ready to spill - Carlos King (renowned producer and TV personality, CEO & Founder of Kingdom Reign Entertainment, and host of the hit podcast "Reality with the King"). Carlos joins Sarah in the cloffice (spiritually, that is), as they mention it all: what Candiace's exit means for the future of the franchise (and who should join her at the exit), lessons Carlos learned producing Atlanta ..read more

Sarah watches the first part of the RHOP reunion, and immediately books a flight to Surrey County to thank Karen's ancestors for bringing her to life. After realizing the lack of Internet may inhibit access to RHOP online takes (yes!) but also her ability to see Karen's hair and dress (emergency!), she Uber Pools back to the cloff to deep dive the ep. It's a wide ranging convo: Gizelle and Candiace's centimeter-sized baby step into apologies, Mia's wise assessment of Candiace and Robyn's impasse (accountability vs. transparency), the missing part of the equation around cast safety on social an ..read more

Sarah welcomes back Lea Palmieri (host, writer, and producer, whose credits include Spotify, Decider, and wild takes on previous eps) to deep dive all things Summer House. They discuss the important and nuanced study guide also known as the Summer House After Show, Lindsay and Carl's perceptions of their roles and responsibilities in their seemingly Uber-toxic dynamics, what Paige and Craig have learned about dating on-and-off camera, the differences in how Kyle and Amanda view partnership, parenting, and production, reciprocity with "owning" emotional baggage vs. working on individual and joi ..read more

Sarah gets one of her most prayed-for birthday gifts: a promise ring from Chris Manzo that she sent to herself. And yes, another present just arrived- Bravo's announcement that the RHONY reboot cast is back - yes, including Jenna Effing Lyons! Sarah reacts to the news and possibly surprising hypotheses relating to the history of the second season curse. And yes, she shares a gift with the world (previously read and analyzed on Patreon): the historic and wild New York/The Cut profile of Bethenny Ann Frankel and her great and powerful influence over the cottage cheese industry. Don't blow out al ..read more