X-Aspirations Ep. 145, Uncanny X-Men #156, April 1982
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by Seamus and Candice Colbert
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X-Aspirations Episode 145 Uncanny X-Men #156, April 1982 "Pursuit!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Dave Cockrum, Inks by Bob Wiacek, Lettered by Janice Chiang, Colors by Don Warfield, Edited by Louise Jones. NFT Safe For Work?! In Which We Find That Bikini-Clad Avengers Have Serious Pocket Problems, That Kitty Is Being Corrupted By The Nihilistic Relativism Of European Pseudo-intellectual Morality And, Also, She Likes Colossus’ Badonkadonk, And That The Three Keys To Extraterrestrial Name Creation Are Apostrophes, Apostrophes, Apostrophes! While Storm May Struggle With the Ethics of ..read more
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X-Aspirations Ep. 095, X-Men #113, September 1978
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by Seamus and Candice Colbert
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X-Aspirations Episode 095 X-Men #113, September 1978 "Showdown!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by A. Kawecki, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter Every Mutt Has His Day! In Which We Discover That Scott Needs To Use His Words When He Makes Boom Boom, That If You Give Storm A Bowl Of Cherries You'll Get Back A Pile Of Bowline and Hitch Knots, And That With Four Opposable Thumbs No One Should Be Surprised That The Beast Gets So Handsy! It Is Not The Heat That Gets Magneto It Is The Lack Of Humidity! Check us out at www.x-aspir ..read more
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X-Aspirations Ep. 094, X-Men #112, August 1978
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by Seamus and Candice Colbert
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X-Aspirations Episode 094 X-Men #112, August 1978 "Magneto Triumphant!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Bruce Patterson, Edited by Jim Shooter K-Ruff The Criminal Dog! In Which We Find That Magneto Is Like a Box Of Chocolates, Only Its Just Two Flavors And They Both Taste Nasty, That While Moira MacTaggert May Look Good In The French Maid Outfit That Is As Far as It Goes, And That Wolverine Has a Rational Fear of Giant Knives In His Face! There Is One Reason Most of South America Is Flyover Country: Jaguars! Check us out at www.x-aspirat ..read more
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X-Aspirations Ep. 093, X-Men #111, June 1978
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by Seamus and Candice Colbert
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X-Aspirations Episode 093 X-Men #111, June 1978 "Mind Games!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Edited by Archie Goodwin Wolfman Gets A Case of Heart Byrne! In Which We Learn That Beast Has A Singin' In The Rain Wardrobe Always At The Ready, That You Have To Pay Extra For The Yukon Blow Off, And That Wolverine Is McCoy's Feral Brother of Another Mother! No Hypnotist Can Stand Before The Awesome Might Of Conjuctivitis! Check us out at www.x-aspirations.com And send us comments at xteam@x-aspirations.com ..read more
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X-Aspirations Ep. 092, X-Men #110, April 1978
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by Seamus and Candice Colbert
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X-Aspirations Episode 092 X-Men #110, April 1978 "The 'X'-Sanction!" Written by Chris Claremont, Art by Tony DeZuniga and Dave Cockrum, Lettered by Annette Kawecki, Colors by Andy Yanchus, Edited by Archie Goodwin Don't Make Hulk Angry… By Refusing To Buy Back His Cocaine! In Which We Discover That Wolverine Treats Every Problem Like A Gordian Knot, That The Mansion Workplace Environment Really Improved Once The Professor Instituted The No Pining For Jean Grey Rule, And That Wolverine Likes To Win His Ladies The Right Way: Popping The Biggest Claw! Being Wolverine's Secret Santa Is A Thankl ..read more
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X-Aspirations Ep. 091, X-Men #109, February 1978
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by Seamus and Candice Colbert
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X-Aspirations Episode 091 X-Men #109, February 1978 "Home Are The Heroes!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inked by Terry Austin, Lettered by Joe Rosen, Colors by Andy Yanchus, Edited by Archie Goodwin Don't Byrne Your Bridges! In Which We Learn That Sharing A Bedroom Wall With Banshee Must Be A Total Nightmare, That Colossus Needs To Recognize That Not Every Hairy Dude Wants To Be Compared to Chewbacca, And That When Wolverine Wears Someone's Leopardtard, He Is Sharing Costumes With Everyone THEY Shared WITH and Everyone THEY Shared WITH and So On… Olivia Newton John Is ..read more
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X-Aspirations Ep. 090, X-Men #108, December 1977
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by Seamus and Candice Colbert
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X-Aspirations Episode 090 X-Men #108, December 1977 "Armageddon Now!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inked by Terry Austin, Lettered by Wohl and Orz, Colors by Andy Yanchus, Edited by Archie Goodwin If You Play With Fire You Will Get John Byrne! In Which We Find That Most Space Pirate Lizardmen Would Kill For A Tube Of Chapstick, That Alien Guard Dwarfs Fearlessly Wield Their Crotches Like Pubescent Girl Gymnists, And That Ben Affleck Was This Close To Going With The Story Of The X-Men and the M'Kraan Crystal, Only Alan Arkin Refused To Wear The Damn Adamantium Claws! Tr ..read more
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X-Aspirations Ep. 089, X-Men #107, October 1977
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by Seamus and Candice Colbert
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X-Aspirations Episode 089 X-Men #107, October 1977 "Where No X-Man Has Gone Before!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Dave Cockrum, Inked by Dan Green, Lettered by Sam Rosen, Colors by Andy Yanchus, Edited by Archie Goodwin Legion's Hair Disease? In Which We Discover That No One Gets Wolverine's Constant References To Early Silver Screen Comedic Duos, That You Haven't Seen An Old Boys Club Until You Have Seen An Old Boys Club Entirely Composed of Insect Men, And That Xavier's Embodiment Of All His Psychic Energy, Potential, and Focus Is Kind Of A Man-Slut!kend Minutes, That As A Canadi ..read more
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X-Aspirations Ep. 088, X-Men #106, August 1977
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by Seamus and Candice Colbert
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X-Aspirations Episode 088 X-Men #106, August 1977 "Dark Shroud of the Past!" Written by Chris Claremont and Bill Mantlo, Pencils by Dave Cockrum and Bob Brown, Inked by Tom Sutton, Lettered by Sam Rosen, Colors by Andy Yanchus, Edited by Archie Goodwin Ask Not For Whom The Marriage Bells Toll, They Toll For Charlie! In Which We Find That For Teleportation Nightcrawler Has No Choice But To Use His Night and Weekend Minutes, That As A Canadian Wolverine Is Unable To Resist A Fine Ice Sluice, And That Once The X-Men Meet Xavier's Alter Ego They Will Be Green With Envy! Cyke, Cyke, Cyke of the ..read more
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X-Aspirations Ep. 087, X-Men #105, June 1977
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by Seamus and Candice Colbert
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X-Aspirations Episode 087 X-Men #105, June 1977 "Phoenix Unleashed!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Dave Cockrum, Inked by Bob Layton, Lettered by Tom Orz, Colors by Andy Yanchus, Edited by Archie Goodwin Rarebits Help McKay With Finding Nemo?! In Which We Discover That Embodying All Cosmic Destruction And Rebirth Does Not Mean You Can Dish A Good Biscuit, That Mister Fantastic Should Never Trust A Car Valet Wearing Ruby Red Eyeglasses, And That Even Heralds of Galactus Know Never To Put Anything In Their Ear Canals… Except For Their Elbow! Funny McFaddenPants Lives! Check us out a ..read more
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