Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! I wonder if the group thinks rescuing Father Bierce is worth it? They discovered the asylum was filled with blood thirsty Bators. Those are bunnies with the heads of alligators, in case you were wondering. They also discovered these strange cylinders filled with light that really ruin the day of anything that gets close. Now that they’ve gotten an idea of what to do, the group will try to avoid the fish people and rescue Father Bierce, get the hell out of there, and return to their base. Of course, that is, unless there’s a giant fish monster waiting outs ..read more

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! It only took an entire episode for the group to realize they completely forgot what they were doing. Fear not, however, as the dumb dicks figured it out! Now the group is on its way to the insane asylum. The city is still in complete chaos, but it doesn’t seem to have impacted the structural integrity of the asylum. Once inside, it is very apparent that things are very different than the last time they visited. Around every corner lies hidden dangers and monstrosities looking to make a meal of the group. Where did the patients go? What are these cultists ..read more

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, it seems that Father Bierce has gone missing! Depending on your viewpoint, that would be a good or bad thing. The group though, is exhausted from their fight with the Gashadokuro. They don’t really feel like dealing with all the problems that exhaustion bring with it, so they decide to take a 4 day nap. In a city where evil is constantly gathering their forces to bring about the end of the world, I’m sure that will lead to no problems whatsoever! Oh, I was wrong, the world has gone to hell. There are constant storms, monsters and cultists running ar ..read more

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Yet again, the group deems it necessary to agitate innocent and unknowing folks. Not only did they clog the toilet with a towel, eavesdrop on their conversations and eat all their food, but they also tried to steal their dog! For not believing a bunch of random psychopaths, the group decided it was best to let the family die. However, they couldn’t let a dog be eaten too! So here we are, giant Japanese murder skeleton vs our...well I wouldn’t call them heroes. On one hand they have a car, lots of magical weapons, magical abilities and a strong refusal to ..read more

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group make quick work of the Dreamlands. Well, to be fair, they kind of messed it up even worse, but at least their rescue mission was a success! Now that they are done with that, it is time to finally investigate the final mission of Nadir. There seems to be something causing the deaths of locals outside of the city. According to the news, the homes and families are killed by storms, even though there are no other signs of such phenomena. Last week they discovered a giant skeleton footprint, so it seems this will not be so simple. The group heads tow ..read more

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Ah, back to the mythical majestic Dreamlands. Okay, maybe not anymore. The place has really gone to hell since the group was there last, but I’m sure that has nothing to do with them though...Skin Chicken gives the group a lift on his Paraskeet or Derpbird back to the base that the survivors are hiding in. There’s a slim chance the group will be able to rescue Kuranes from Nyarlethotep. Stealth is not exactly their strong suit. If they manage to complete their mission without any hiccups, then they still have one last mission to resolve for Nadir. Is anyo ..read more

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group now apparently has a giant laser gun. However, it seems like it takes quite a lot out of them. Now that they’ve exhausted themselves, it’s time for a rest at the church. Everything is not how it seems. Someone is a traitor...and seems to be trying to convert others to their cause. They only have one more quest to do for Nadir, so the logical thing to do would be go off on a completely different tangent. It seems Skin Chicken is in trouble and has requested aid in The Dreamlands. The group must head back to the farm and seek the brothers who are ..read more

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has seemingly saved Tedward from a very clingy snake god. Not to mention, they managed to convince the swamp witch to divulge the identity of the rougarou. That being said, they now have to hunt down that nasty rougarou and murder him. Hard. On top of that, there is this one legged man they keep around for some reason or another, all the while torturing him mentally and physically. Once they deal with this issue there’s only one more mission left from Nadir. Will they kill this poor rougarou? What will happen to the one legged man? Will Dennis e ..read more

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Tedward has been discovered! He is apparently being held by some sort of weird cult in the basement of this swamp witch. Well, it’s more of an underground temple than a basement, but you get the idea. It doesn’t seem like they plan on sacrificing him though. This cult also seems to be really into snakes. I wonder if there’s some Old One or Elder Being or Outer God who is really into snakes...If there were such a being, I’m sure he would be completely reasonable and not a stage 5 clinger. Why are these cultists chanting such odd phrases? Who is this snake ..read more

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Okay, ya got me. Phil wasn’t actually there last episode...and he still isn’t. He’s sick, but he will be back soon! In the meantime, the group has to deal with a few minor issues. Speaking of which, now that they’ve shot some civilians, are going through their stuff and threatening further violence, they decide to be helpful. Based on Tristan’s past character’s medical experience, I’m sure he will have some really great ideas to heal up those bullet wounds. After they deal with that, they have to find that witch that made the rougarou. If they happen to f ..read more