Pucker up those buttholes and keep the poison off the freshly clean floors—it’s Qwilfish! Join Brandon and Brielle as they discuss very real totally not fake bear attacks, what constitutes a colonic, and wishing death upon this episode. IT CAN’T EVEN SWIM, YOU GUYS. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle ..read more

IT’S MORBIN’ TIME! Grab your climbing gear and your rope because this Pokémon goes ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP—it’s the coward Granbull! Join Brandon and Brielle as they break into a vault with ease, discuss skin teeth, and how annoyed the trainers are with these idiots. Oh and here’s a dead fish. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle ..read more

Is that a dog sprite howling or is it Brielle screaming about feminism? Regardless, take cover! It’s the Snubbull episode! Join Brandon and Brielle as they argue over if this dumb loser is “cute” (it isn’t), whether or not town crier is a generational career (it isn’t), and if it’s okay to be engaged to a dog (it isn’t…right?). Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle ..read more

1st EVER LIVE STREAM this SATURDAY on PATREON at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Support Brandon's new show @ BALLSmusical.com Hotter older brothers have insecurities too, but just feed them a ham and cheese sandwich and give them some toilet gushers! IT’S THE STEELIX EPISODE! Join Brandon and Brielle as they ponder about butt soil, debate what is horny and what isn’t (it’s all horny, come on), and count give this steel daddy veneers. Btw, don’t RSVP yes to Brandon’s party next week. Trust me. Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle ..read more

COMING TO NETFLIX IN 2050: Gligar and Glenn Howerton team up for an Aliens reboot where hand eggs get everyone pregnant! This duo can’t be stopped, even if you desperately want them to! So pop that popcorn, poison your neighbors, and protect your nipples—this is the blockbuster of the year! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle ..read more

It's breaky time! We're taking a break in August for a reverse-vacation (wherein we are VERY VERY BUSY instead of relaxing for summer.) We'll be back September 3rd with GLIGAR, crab of the skies! But we're still putting out our bonus PATREON episodes! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle ..read more

PSA: please don’t toss your used up Dunsparce in the lake. If you’re gonna bang it, at least put it down gently in the grass! Join Brandon and Brielle as they discuss the violent stakes of being considered “rare”, imagine a haunted house where the fear is financial ruin, and say the words “butt plug” at least 100 times. Fuck this dumbass Pokémon (literally). Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle ..read more

Dunsparce Drops Tomorrow! Hopefully Down a Chasm ..read more

Be careful of the shy nerd at your school, he could be building a c*m machine that rocks your socks off (and gets your rocks off). It’s the absolute loser Forretress! If you hated Pineco, you’re gonna despise this piece of trash! Join Brandon and Brielle as they give each other acting notes, describe the worst smells, and sing a song about castles. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle ..read more

If you were worried this low-caliber Pokémon would result in a low caliber episode, WELP. BUCKLE UP FOR THE GOD DAMN HATE TRAIN. Trudge along with Brandon and Brielle as they debate how much of a turkey hoagie to toast, discuss how much jizz one needs to create glue, and lose all their sponsorships. Brb, gonna go get fingered at summer camp. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle ..read more