Who's That Pokémon?
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Working their way through the Pokédex in numerical order, comedians Brandon Zelman and Collin Gossel meticulously debate the nuances of every single Pokemon.
Who's That Pokémon?
4d ago
Drop those pants and show us your blood, it’s time to kneel for our great leader Espeon! Join Brandon and Brielle (and join the cult) as they explore the likelihood of cats murdering humans if they were dinosaur-sized, debate whether or not Lorde has Pokémon energy, and determine whether or not the illustrator wanted to bang this cat.
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Who's That Pokémon?
1w ago
Run, Quagsire, run! This gorgeous, bonking boy might have CTE, but that doesn’t stop him from being an excellent landlord. Join Brandon and Brielle as they learn about boat propellers, dodge lit monkey cigars, and give you a puppet-buying opportunity. So get slimed up and slide on down to this blobby king!
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Who's That Pokémon?
2w ago
Who needs LUNGS when you have cold wet mud tucking you in at night? It’s the perfect unmetamorphisized baby Wooper! Join Brandon and Brielle as they discuss how Jesus would have LOVED a locker decorated for his birthday, get down to the truth of what celery REALLY is, and decide the weight of skunk bones. So grab a beer with the Goomster and saddle up—it’s a wild ride of an episode!
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Who's That Pokémon?
3w ago
WELCOME TO THE CULT OF YANMA. Please have a glass of goo manna and take a seat in our cape made of 100 dead birds. A complimentary green mask has been provided for you, that may or may not have eyelids. Please reference our Ten Commandments, starting with the first: LOBSTERS ARE BUGS. Now please welcome our guest speaker, Denis Leary.
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Who's That Pokémon?
1M ago
Dear Diary,
Today Sunshine Grace and I went to church (the Church of Chonchie), gossiped with the worms, laughed in a room full of mannequins, and thwarted an assassination attempt on my life.
I feel a darkness in me that could possibly be a moon variant, perhaps an evil force—oh, I have to go. It’s 9:00pm and I’m a useless slog of garbage when the sun sets.
XOXO,
Sunflora
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Who's That Pokémon?
1M ago
In a world of elite fighters, no one is more elitist than this Pokémon: a pretentious seed chosen by God who brags about their physique that came from only eating manna. It’s Sunkern! Join Brandon and Brielle on a journey of answering worrisome phone calls, debating the shape of a Jewish dessert, and making out of place egg puns. Hold onto your hats and keep an eye out for wicked witches—this seed is out for blood!
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Who's That Pokémon?
1M ago
Put your hands (all three of them) together for this mischievous little pick up artist—it’s Aipom! Join Brandon and Brielle as they cast Michael Caine in Harry Potter, discuss the complicated politics of stealing a boy’s hat at a high school party, and imagine a word where berries have bones. Rated TMMJ for Too Many Masturbation Jokes.
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Who's That Pokémon?
2M ago
In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Enjoy this preview from the "Q" episode, where we are already unravelling.
All 28 NEW EPISODES Now Streaming!
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Who's That Pokémon?
2M ago
You know how we tell teens “it gets better”? Sorry Hoppip, your future is BLEAK. It’s Skiploom! Join Brandon and Brielle as they try to marry this Pokémon off using a Rococo oil portrait painting, do the iceless bucket challenge, and completely ream Lorde out for her Solar Power era. Strap in folks—your heroic hosts turn this garbage creature into a glorious episode.
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Who's That Pokémon?
2M ago
QUICK! BEFORE I FLOAT AWAY! Hold on tight and get ready to be disappointed—it’s Hoppip! Join Dr. Brandon Author Zelman and Brielle as they discuss reading Brielle’s splattered body like tea leaves, what kind of fart rolls a baby, and act out conversations with Squirtle. Also, they discover—OH NO I’M FLYING AWAAAYYYyyyy……
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