Grover and the Excellent Idea
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by Neal
5y ago
It’s been called “the new Laurel vs. Yanny“: A six-second video clip from Sesame Street in which Grover expresses his enthusiastic approval for an idea that a fellow Muppet named Rosita suggests. In case you haven’t already read what people are hearing Grover say, I’ll let you listen to it before I bring in the spoilers. Here’s a clip of just the audio. Further commentary below the fold. OK, so here’s the clip in context: Here are the two ways that people have been hearing the clip: Yes! That sounds like an excellent idea! Yes! That’s a fuckin’ excellent idea! Of course, if you’re the least ..read more
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Some Phonetic N-L-ysis (Or, You’ll Want to Hold Your Nose for This One)
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by Neal
5y ago
In doing pronunciation tutoring for international students, I’ve found one pronunciation error to be particularly difficult for students to overcome. The specific problem, which I’ve noticed most often in students from Hubei, China, is in making a distinction between /n/ and /l/. Sometimes, /l/ is the troublesome member of the pair. When they pronounce it, it sounds like an /n/, so when they deliver a mock lecture for a teaching assessment, they might pronounce analysis as ananasis. Other times, /n/ is the source of the trouble, when not comes out as lot, or no as low, or my knife as my life ..read more
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Photogenic People Take the Best Pictures
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by Neal
5y ago
Now that it’s Adam’s senior year in the marching band, a vinyl poster with a picture of him in uniform is hanging at the football stadium, along with posters of all the other senior band members, cheerleaders, and football players. My wife and I saw it at the first home game, and he looked really good in it. We’d been a little nervous, since Doug had been dissatisfied with how he looked in his senior band picture two years ago. At lunch the next day, my wife said, Adam, you took a great picture! “No, he didn’t,” I said. “The photographer took a great picture.” I was amazed to hear that sentenc ..read more
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Clickable IPA
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by Neal
5y ago
One of the courses I teach is individual pronunciation tutoring for international students who are going to be teaching assistants here at Ohio State University. One of the resources I use a lot is this clickable IPA chart. Click on any of the sounds in this chart, and you’ll hear a recording of someone uttering the sounds. Sometimes, though, I wished that it was possible to reduce the visual clutter by having the chart show just the sounds of English, or just the sounds of Chinese, or Korean, or whatever other language a student spoke. I could toggle between the different languages’ phonemic ..read more
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I’m Tired of Taking Clothes On and Off
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by Neal
5y ago
My wife needed to buy a black suit, and spent most of the day Sunday doing it. After visiting about a dozen stores and logging 10,000 steps on her pedometer, she finally found what she needed. I haven’t seen it yet, though. At home last night, I asked if she was going to model it for Adam and me. She said, I’m tired of taking clothes on and off. Taking clothes on and off? I know she can take clothes off; I’ve seen her do it. But I don’t think I’ve seen her or anyone else take clothes on. They’ve only put them on. Or maybe thrown them on if they were in a hurry. (The people were in a hurry, not ..read more
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Through Houses They Had Never Been Through Before
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by Neal
5y ago
It’s been a while since I wrote about things I noticed in books I read to Doug and Adam at bedtime. It started to be tough to do that when they started going to bed later than I did, and became just about impossible while Doug was off at his freshman year at college. But a member of the extended family is having a baby soon, and one of the gifts we’re sending is a book that the wife and I would read to them about 15 years ago. It’s Mr. Putter and Tabby Walk the Dog, by Cynthia Rylant and illustrated by Arthur Howard. We like the series because it has an adopted, aged cat in it; the mother-to ..read more
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Forcibly Arriving
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by Neal
5y ago
Last month, the National Memorial for Peace and Justice opened in Montgomery, Alabama. That rather vague name may not ring a bell for you, but if you’ve been hearing news stories about a “lynching memorial,” that’s the place. An article by Kelly Macias in the Daily Kos argued for the need for such a memorial, calling it a space that is intentionally designed for us to finally have an adult conversation about the generational trauma and terror black people have experienced since we forcibly arrived upon America’s shores By context and historical knowledge, I could make sense of forcibly arrive ..read more
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She Never Saw a Dog and Didn’t Smile
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by Neal
5y ago
A tweet about a dog lover and friend of Los Angeles Parks named Nicole Campbell went viral yesterday. More accurately, it was a tweet about the message on a plaque memorializing Ms. Campbell on a park bench in LA. Here’s the tweet, from Twitter user Jen d’Angelo: Sorry but I love this badly phrased memorial bench so much pic.twitter.com/oe6gj6BUEz — Jen D'Angelo (@jenlikespizza) April 29, 2018 Like Jen, I feel bad for laughing at this memorial to someone who must have been a lovely person to know, and who was clearly loved and admired by the people who bought this plaque. But I can’t help ..read more
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Limericks
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by Neal
5y ago
Limericks have been on my mind fhttps://literalminded.wordpress.com/?p=6794&preview=trueor the last couple of months. It started when I discovered a Twitter account called @Limericking, which puts out a constant stream of limericks based on the news, usually better than the ones featured each week on “Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me”. Here’s the limerick that showed up on my timeline in January: The Oprah-for-president cause Led some to consider her flaws. These skeptics then noted That she has promoted Fad diets, bad science, and Oz — Limericking (@Limericking) January 8, 2018 So clever, a ..read more
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