Hey unicorn friends welcome to the very first episode of the Laughing Unicorn. This is a whole new show, focusing on all kinds of comedy happening around Tucson and who knows maybe beyond.  On March 5th I went to the Lady Haha (https://www.ladyhahacomedy.com/ ) Open Mic Night over at Club Congress. A couple of very kind comics talked to me to help me out with the show and to get this thing off the ground. Thank you so much Emily and Debbie MG (@isemilyfunny and @debbiemg59 on Instagram)!!! And just so you know, if you want to get in on the Lady Haha open mic action, there’s another one h ..read more

Hey Unicorn friends!  It's been a long road exploring this wild lifestyle and after giving things some thought, I've decided to take the show in a completely new direction. I'm currently working on recording the new content so please be patient. Thank you!  Important note, to support the new content and give it a consistent feel, I will be deleting old episodes very shortly. Please listen to any remaining episodes very soon because I can't wait to revive this show and get started making fresh new content!   A HUGE THANK YOU again to all the listeners out there for your amazing ..read more

Hello unicorn friends! Join the party as we trek to a sexy luau-themed event, hosted by the SLS.com group "Wild n Free in Tucson", which happened on 6/24/2023!  All audio for this episode was recorded LIVE as it happened at the party.  Special guests for this week include another unicorn and single guy, PLUS a super-awesome appearance from the world of podcasting, @beebarracuda of the #BarracudaLifePodcast on the STEREO app.  https://stereo.com/u/m21vJfRzGxhp Enjoy the show!  DM me on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr ..read more

Welcome back unicorn friends! This episode is has me recounting to Snuggly Dave the details about a sexy romp that went a little sideways initially, but worked out in the end. Bring your strap, and get ready to dig deep into this one! Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr  ..read more

Hey listeners we’re baaaack!  I was taking some time off from the show, but this week we are back with an amazing revival! D tells us about her first experience with a professional lesbian domme. No spoilers, but let’s just say when it comes to being a disciplinarian Miss Chris doesn’t fuck around! Learn how you can get in touch with this amazing artist and let her turn your ass into a gorgeous canvas of welts, bruises and fiery red sensations! Oh and that photo you’re seeing for this episode?  That’s Miss Chris. She is not going to tolerate you being a naughty disobedient slut who ..read more

Hello Unicorn lovers! This week I went to a Meet & Greet to hang out with sexy lifestyle friends. We talked about all the naughty debauchery we've been up to lately and reminisced about the good old days when all you needed to do to win a Halloween contest at a sex party was to show off your cooter! (duration 25 minutes) Later in the episode I was hanging around at home by myself, not doing much. I checked a silently-blocked spam call on my phone's voicemail. It was an invitation to speak with a 'medical representative' which naturally, I found intriguing. I usually ignore the spam calls b ..read more

Ever wonder what lifestyle people talk about at sex parties? You're about to find out. 100% of this audio is recorded from the ABC (Anything But Clothes) Party recently put on by the sexy group, Sierra Vista XXXcitement on SLS.com.  This is part 1 of 2. Stay tuned for the second half!  Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son ..read more

"So, how does it feel to have guys looking at you and wanting to be with you every second of the day, when you’re out an about?" I asked Connie. She smiles at me, "You know when you come home sometimes and my pussy is all wet and I need you to fuck me?", she asks me. I said yes. "Well, it’s like that, I get all moist and feel sexy. It makes me feel like fucking. Unless the looks are just creepy guys that make me feel uncomfortable. "Oh, I see now!" I laugh, "Men eye-fucking you makes you horny. So, with that logic, all I need to do to get you in the mood is to show you off a bit, and presto, t ..read more

I'm out again in another sleazy redneck bar, what fun; sarcasm even in my mind, it figures. Well, what else; I'm a sex addict, tried treatment, was told it was a compulsive problem, there is no cure and the only way to control it is better will power. Yes, tell someone who has a compulsive problem to control their compulsion, sure, and maybe someone stranded in the desert can control the their thirst for water, idiots! So, here I am prowling, hopefully I'll find something to whet my appetite. I know I don't look too bad for 32, 5'5", 120 lbs., firm C-cup chest, green eyes and shoulder length w ..read more

We were both laying in darkness and I felt my pussy start to tingle. I moved my hand between my legs and caressed my clit. I imagined the feeling of Brad's cock slipping up me and put a finger inside. I felt Jill's weight on the bed and felt her slip under the covers beside me. Tell me how we're going to seduce your mates so we can all fuck together. I moved my hand from between my legs and rolled on my side towards her. Well we both know that any sale takes place from the buyer's point of need, and that the best sales strategy always gets the customer to chase the sale... (story courtesy of S ..read more