As requested by listeners, here is an episode covering the teachings of Hermes Trismegistus. This is a large topic to cover, so it will take me a few episodes to do so. Not really sure just how many episodes it will take, but we'll see. For Patrons, you'll notice that I rushed this episode out pretty quickly, and that's because I only edited this in three days instead of two weeks just to get you some quick content because I feel like I've been taking too long. The quality is lower, but you probably don't mind because it's not BAD, but still not as gone-over as I'd normally hold myself to qual ..read more

HELLO LISTENER! Today's show is Horrible Hauntings Vol. 2, and we have a bunch of spooky tales for you. You don't need to listen to the last Horrible Hauntings because they are not connected. From haunted ghost ships to Djinn-corrupted ghost towns, this episode is bound to give ya the creepy crawlies. Just make sure you listen all by yourself in a dark room with an Ouija Board; our scientists say this is the safest way to listen to this episode without getting haunted by ghosts for the rest of your life. ENJOY! Oh, and sorry, the ep is a little muffled. I had to record during the day, so the N ..read more

A Shadow Person encounter, the Midnight Man (an eldritch abomination conjured by an occult ritual called The Midnight Game), DMT entities, the Brown Mountain Lights, the Georgia Guide stones, and celebrities who believe in aliens. Today's show is a compilation episode of me reading various articles from our own website crypticchronicles.com, and many others as well. This is kind of a throwback to the early style of Cryptic Chronicles shows, so I hope you enjoy it! SOURCES: The Midnight Game: https://odysee.com/@Channel81:4/Scary-Games-You-Should-Never-Play:b 7 DMT Entities: https://crypticchro ..read more

Hello Listener! In this episode, we will continue looking into CERN conspiracy theories! Thank you to supporter Mr. Wigglesworth for generating this episode in collaboration with me. From a time traveler who uses pigeons as secret weapons to the notorious Mandella Effect, we sure do have a lot to cover. This stuff gets so bizarre it should entertain anyone interested in oddity. Make sure to hold on to your pants, and not get swept away in the weird, and also ABSOLUTELY remember not to get paranoid. ENJOY! SOURCES: -QUANTUM CREATION -Robert Swerdlow -Thomas Horn, Josh Peck, Abaddon Ascending: T ..read more

Hello dear listener; let us return to our conversation on Nephilim lore, which has brought us to more conspiracies surrounding the notorious reality-destroying spectacle of the Large Hadron Collider. In this episode, we'll delve into CERN's connection to the Nephilim and the biblical prophecies surrounding the Large Hadron Collider. There really is a juicy amount of conspiracy out there about CERN isn't there? Take everything with a grain of salt and enjoy the weirdness. Thank you once again to Mr. Wigglesworth, who is responsible for the creation of this episode. Enjoy! SOURCES: -Thomas Horn ..read more

Hello dear listener; let us return to our conversation on Nephilim lore, which has brought us to more conspiracies surrounding the notorious reality-destroying spectacle of the Large Hadron Collider. In this episode, we'll delve into CERN's connection to the Nephilim and the biblical prophecies surrounding the Large Hadron Collider. There really is a juicy amount of conspiracy out there about CERN isn't there? Take everything with a grain of salt and enjoy the weirdness. Thank you once again to Mr. Wigglesworth, who is responsible for the creation of this episode. Enjoy! SOURCES: -Thomas Horn ..read more

Let's explore the myriad conspiracy theories surrounding CERN and their notorious Large Hadron Collider. This episode will primarily be an overview, as well as me blabbing a little bit about this and that, but all (mostly) in the context of CERN being an imminent threat to the existence of humanity. You can thank Patron, Mr. Wigglesworth, for requesting this episode. To push the episode out quicker to Patrons, since I'm so backed up, I put less time into editing, but I hope it is still good enough concerning the quality my listeners demand and the quality I demand from myself. Anyway, enjoy! A ..read more

As you requested, we're going to talk about the WEIRDER side of Tesla in this episode. From government conspiracies to hinder the technological progress of humanity to teleporting spheres of electricity used to travel through time, this episode will get into all the bizarre yet fascinating stories behind the world's greatest inventor. Did Tesla communicate with alien intelligences? Was Tesla an alien himself? Listen in to find out. SOURCES: -The Lost Journals of Nikola Tesla - https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/40241219-the-lost-journals-of-nikola-tesla -Wizard, the Life and Times of Nikola T ..read more

The Dark Fleet is fascinating lore about alternative history, secret space programs, and the influence of aliens on World War 2. Everyone knows the story of how WWII ended. The bad guys were defeated, and their leader deleted himself in his bunker as the Communists pushed in to conquer Berlin fully. That's it, end of the road, the enemy defeated—end of the story. But what if there was more to this story? And what if the alternative narratives are super weird? Then it sounds right up Cryptic Chronicle's alley. Join me as we delve into these bizarre claims of alien clandestine forces manipulatin ..read more

I was in the middle of moving when I recorded this episode six months ago, so the quality is not that great. Moreover, I am releasing it without any ads or self-promotion for that reason. In the 60s, the leading geologist of the time, Chan Thomas, wrote a document called "The Adam and Eve Story," which was then swiftly swooped up by the CIA and not only banned but officially "classified." The document was heavily redacted and censored when it resurfaced in the early 21st century. What could have caused the CIA to take this document so seriously? Well, let's look over it together.... The Adam a ..read more