Right out of the gate, the podcast takes a strange turn when Allen discusses his unique genetic mutation. Kellie asks Allen, “Who said ‘I love you’ first?” Does he remember? Does she?? After a recap of Kellie’s gluttonous spring break back to SC and Allen’s surprise for her when she got home, Kellie reveals the reason for her extreme fatigue — a combination of hormone imbalance and a parent group chat. Allen brings another entry for Kellie Claps Back, which leads to a live Kellie Claps Back. After convincing Allen to give “John Wick 4” a chance, Kellie reads a DM from a listener that reall ..read more

Allen starts off the podcast getting on Kellie’s good side with a little praise for a rare occurrence in Evans Manor. They may sound old, but who cares! Allen takes a walk down memory lane and Kellie follows right behind him. You’ll hear what they miss the most from their childhoods. Handyman Alanzo gives an update on his man cave construction, followed by Landscaper Alanzo’s tips for a beautiful lawn. What is up with Allen and his bathroom incidents?? He shares yet another embarrassing bathroom story involving an unlocked door at a fast food restaurant. And you are invited to join Kellie ..read more

Kellie went to Florida for her niece’s wedding, but all the drama was in getting there and getting back! And find out why a woman at the airport walked up to Kellie in the airport and yelled out, “Yogurt!” Allen shares all the details of the upcoming Podcast Family Vacation 3.0, happening the week of July 3, 2023, at the Valentin Imperial Riviera Maya! Find out who, what, when, where, how and why by going to KellieandAllen.com/Vacation! Ken Holladay will be happy to answer any and all questions and get you booked. And Kellie gives a shout out to a podcast listener who just started her small ..read more

Kellie and Allen recap their very exciting Valentine’s Day weekend, which may or may not have included a Grumpy Octopus and a game of Hide the Hammer. Part of Kellie’s Valentine gift was an icy cold, slightly dirty martini, and Allen shares her favorite recipe. Allen also gave in to Kellie and agreed to go to a Super Bowl party, but HE’S the one who ended up having a better time. Find out how Emma Kelly did on her driver’s test and how Allen got through the pain of an extensive back tattoo session with a certain gummy recommended by “Tom.” And Allen was today year’s old when he discovered t ..read more

Knowing how much Allen keeps up with celebrity gossip, Kellie filled him in on the ongoing drama between Shakira and her ex-lover Gerard Piqué. Allegedly, Shakira found out Gerard cheated on her because his mistress left a half-eaten jar of strawberry jam in the fridge. So Kellie asked her Instagram followers to share the strange ways they caught somebody cheating, and they delivered! Allen is getting started on transforming a section of the garage into his personal man cave, and Kellie caught him doing something with spackle that had her gagging. With Valentine’s Day on the horizon, Kellie ..read more

After a major technical snafu, Kellie and Allen are back with a hot, fresh podcast. Thankfully, Allen had a week to calm down since the Cowboys lost to the 49ers, but he still has a lot to get off his chest. But to lighten the mood, he finishes his diatribe with some Cowboys jokes. Lots and lots of Cowboys jokes. A wintry blast has hit Texas, which has Kellie working from home again. That’s not necessarily a good thing. But right before they got shut in, Kellie and Allen went to their favorite pho restaurant, which led to this week’s edition of Kellie Claps Back. After a brief review of “Shot ..read more

Allen compiled a list of the most commonly asked questions he and Kellie get from their Podcast Family of listeners. Have you ever wondered about Kellie’s skincare routine or questioned how Allen gets his teeth so white? Would you like to know which resort in Mexico they recommend or find out how Allen finally stopped snoring? You’ll find out in this episode. After years of suffering in silence, Kellie finally lets Allen know how he’s been driving her crazy and, as it turns out, there’s an actual syndrome for this. You’ll hear all about Kellie’s latest ailment and discover just how sympatheti ..read more

A researcher went through newspapers from 1923 to see what experts predicted life would be like 100 years in the future….which is now! Kellie goes through some of the predictions, and some of them come creepily close! Allen goes through some Podcast Family Emails. One listener asks advice on starting a podcast while another wants to know why Allen always says, “Bring it home for Jerome.” And from one mom to another, a podcast family member has some advice for Kellie when it comes to parenting a teenager, which leads to an update on Emma Kelly’s driving lessons. Thank you to our podcast spons ..read more

It's the first podcast AND the first Kellie Claps Back of 2023! Kellie and Allen share their Christmas hits and misses from Santa Claus. Every December 30, Kellie and Allen go to a lovely dinner and write down their Bucket List for the year ahead. Spoiler Alert: The number one item on Kellie's list was learning to play golf, which led to her first golf lesson being taught to her by Allen. How do you think THAT went? You may be surprised. But you may be even MORE surprised when you hear what's number eight on Allen's list! And it was January 2016 when Kellie and Allen swiped right on each o ..read more

SURPRISE! The last podcast WASN'T the last podcast of the year, THIS is. Find out Kellie and Allen's last-minute holiday preparations, which are basically Kellie's last-minute holiday preparations. But the big question remains, Who's been eating all the honey buns? Why are the kids hiding food in the media rooms? And since when did Allen develop an aversion to whole milk? Allen reads tons of listener emails, followed by his recent "I was today year's old" when he found out a really helpful tip that could help you get through some frosty winter mornings. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! O ..read more