THE NAKED BAR
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5y ago
So this happened... I had my birthday in Sitges last year. If you don't know what or where Sitges is, stop what you are doing, go home, buy a plane ticket and go. Think of it as the Mykonos-Puerto-Vallarta-Fire-Island-Gay-Disney-Land of Spain. So I was out one night at a bar called Parrots in the town square. Think of Parrots as ground zero for the Mykonos-Puerto-Vallarta-Fire-Island-Gay-Disney-Land of Spain. On balmy evenings the gays sit facing the square like it's a stadium, checking out who just arrived and who just left whilst knocking back beer stein-sized mojitos that will have you sl ..read more
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SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT CITY
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5y ago
So, had my first date in Melbourne the other night *squeals* My excitement at starting a new life in Melbourne with a new man was off the chart. The Favourite still hasn't messaged me, mind you I still haven't messaged him, but let's not split hairs. And even though I knew this was my first date since landing in Melbourne, I couldn't help but start making wedding plans. Spring bride? Well anyway, let's not get ahead of ourselves because things didn't exactly go to plan. So I matched with this guy on Tinder, we shall call him The Software Developer. Chat, chat, chat, and we arrange a date. Th ..read more
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THE FAVOURITE
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5y ago
So anyway, I’m back. So sorry for the late reply, but I have been *bizzy* Anyway I’m in a new city, a new country, a new chapter of my life. I’ve left London after twelve glorious years and headed for sunnier climes, specifically Melbourne, Australia. And also, I turned 40. Ugh, I just sicked a little in my mouth. Remembering you're 40 is like when you remember Donald Trump is still the leader of the free world and you scream ‘why am I not more outraged by this?’ I guess there is an adjustment period, but just like Trump, I will never accept being 40. So anyway, without becoming too bogged dow ..read more
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THE DO-OVER
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5y ago
As the title suggests, I had a do-over. Actually, to clarify, I didn't realise I had a do-over until I saw him naked. That's nice, when the only distinguishing feature you have is your penis. Let me explain. I was out and about on the weekend in my favourite bar after a night with some friends ended. I was just wasted enough to think that going out on my own was the next logical step and not too wasted to strike up a conversation with a stranger. In short, the perfect storm. I got to the bar during its peek hour and joined the scrum for drinks pronto, as my buzz was beginning to fade. In fron ..read more
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TWO COCKS, ONE NIGHT
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5y ago
Another day, another Tinder date. I sound so bored, I promise I'm not. So I matched with this guy, let's call him Michael because that was his name. A few messages here and there, and we arranged a date. I have a new Tinder policy, it's basically swiping right on anyone and everyone. Cast the net far and wide, you never know what you might catch, venereal or otherwise. I started doing this because I met a guy in a bar a few weeks ago that, if I had been presented with six photos of him in an online capacity, I would never have swiped right. You know why? Because you need to meet people in t ..read more
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THE CASUAL RACIST
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5y ago
So I was out the other week on a Tinder date with this perfect guy when he quickly became the least perfect guy. Let me back up. I had swiped right on this Australian guy a few weeks before and didn't get an immediate match. I know it seems like every time I make myself vulnerable in an online capacity it needs to be met with instantaneous validation, but it does. Then a couple of weeks later we matched and I messaged him. Fascinating. So he organised the date in this fancy cocktail bar, in an equally fancy hotel in Mayfair. I didn't realise how fancy it was until I arrived. Thank god I did ..read more
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THE KIWI FRUITS
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5y ago
For a relatively small country, in the past few months, I seemed to have hit a rich vein of gay New Zealanders. OK well two, but that's a lot. I present to you their stories. Kiwi #1. It's taken me a while to talk about this sexual liaison in the public sphere because, while I have always been quite candid about my experiences, there's a Josephite nun inside me, just waiting to wave her knobbly finger at me. And as this story unfolds, she's likely to burst through my chest like a small alien creature and attach herself to my face. After a lovely dinner with my friend Fran in Sitges, we ma ..read more
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THE PETRI DISH
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5y ago
Sometimes when I get home from a one night stand, I feel like a returning Vietnam vet. I've seen some things, man. I've done some stuff I'm not proud of. This feeling applied on the weekend just gone when I met a guy who has shaken my love of masc men to the core. I make no qualms about it, I like 'em butch, but I think I should be more specific when I deliver that message to the universe next time.  I ended up in the arms of a 6'6" South African after a night out on Saturday. He had one of the biggest dicks I have ever put in my mouth. Seriously, it was like blowing a microphone. Testing, t ..read more
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BALLS
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5y ago
So I broke my drought on the weekend and along the way encountered one of the largest testiclé I have ever seen in my entire life. It had been a while as I am sure you can guess by the lack of posting. Let's just say, I've been lost down the porn rabbit hole. Way down. I think porn might be my crystal meth. Either I'm addicted to pornography or well on my way. I honestly thought at this rate I may never seek sex with a live human being again. I've talked about this to another gay male friend of mine (who shall remain nameless). He had to put his laptop in a pillow case at the bottom of his ..read more
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FOR LEISA, HAPPY BIRTHDAY X
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5y ago
Do you think it might be too much too soon to be looking into relocating to the English countryside after chatting with someone on Tinder for an afternoon? This is the storyline playing out in my head right now. I was Tindering a guy the Sunday just gone and before the end of the day, I was googling his hometown and picking out wedding venues. Actually, I was googling them during our chat. He said, "It's hard to meet guys in my town." I said, "I'm happy to relocate." I think he provoked this response because he was a nice country lad looking for love. He lives at least a three hour drive f ..read more
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