The Olympics may have come and gone, but Olympics robots are forever. Yes, you heard us right. Olympics and robots -- name a better pair. Join Britt and Drew for Tony "Methuselah" Hawk, Robot Shoot Basketball, and direct segues between advanced social applications of AI and drawing the word "butthole" in the sand. Timestamps: 00:43 - Intro, Invention Q&A 07:23 - Trash Begets Trash 1 19:58 - Trash Begets Trash 2 30:20 - Untitled Segment 1 38:58 - Untitled Segment 2 43:57 - Drew's Snack Corner 55:39 - Wrap-Up Inventions: Sand Art Robots  Toyota Q4  Other Stuff: H.Y.C.Y.BH?&nbs ..read more

We're finally here. Episode 69. Nice.  Join Britt, Drew, and guest host Juliet Tango for discussions of butt plug power suits, Bob/Earl Pleasure Objects, vaginal Etch-a-Sketches, and The Cummies Council. Timestamps: 00:54 - Intro, Invention Q&A 03:33 - Trash Begets Trash 1 17:45 - Trash Begets Trash 2 28:38 - Trash Begets Trash 3 50:33 - Untitled Segment 57:09 - Drew's Snack Corner 59:31 - Wrap-Up Inventions: EARL™ Doll Hand Nipple Clamps Dripstick Other Stuff: Juliet's Twitter Britt's Gothic Cyberpunk light-up phone case  ..read more

After just 18 short months, we're finally doing an episode on COVID inventions. Well, vaguely COVID-related inventions, anyway. Even we have standards. Join Britt and Drew for discussions of Europe's Next Top Singer People, how much capitalism sucks, how to use Drew's Snack Corner for evil, and The Fruit Crusades. Timestamps: 00:37 - Intro, Invention Q&A 04:53 - Trash Begets Trash 1 15:39 - Trash Begets Trash 2 25:55 - Untitled Segment 38:26 - Drew's Snack Corner 48:25 - Wrap-Up Links: SpiroNose Veebot Other Stuff: Britt's Lapel Mic ..read more

We've finally made it big! And by big, I mean we performed to a very small audience at Portland's Rose City Comic-Con. It was so much fun! Almost as fun as the ridiculous superhero gadgets we discuss in this episode. Join Britt, Andy, and returning guest hosts Zee and Ian for Bitch-Ass Earth Peppers, extreme libel of Bruce Wayne, "Peter Parkedcar", and a treadmill that does things Treadmills Should Not Do. Timestamps: 01:05 - Intro, Invention Q&A 08:00 - Trash Begets Trash 1 15:55 - Trash Begets Trash 2 24:38 - Trash Begets Trash 3 33:50 - Trash Begets Trash 4 43:53 - Wrap-Up Links: Gre ..read more

Oh boy, Candide, do I have a modest proposal for you! Won't you listen to this episode about satirical publications? It's literally like 1984. Join Britt, Drew, and special guest Glen Tickle for The Timeliness of Mrs. Swan, a flash of Womanspiration, Ol' Spicey, A Confluence of Danzigs, and a magazine about how much of a jerk you are. Timestamps: 00:43 - Intro, Invention Q&A 08:18 - Trash Begets Trash 1 18:10 - Trash Begets Trash 2 23:20 - Trash Begets Trash 3 (ft. Glen Tickle) 44:47 - Untitled Segment 50:41 - Drew's Snack Corner 57:11 - Wrap-Up Links: Reductress  The Hard Times&nb ..read more

One man's thirst for blood could not be quenched by any mortal force. Monarchs feared and respected him. He could deliver death in 15 minutes or your money back. We are, of course, talking about Leonardo Da Vinci. Join Britt and Drew for lethal circus tents, Blades Go Spinny, catapult curiosity, and a treatise on cereal marshmallows. Timestamps: 00:24 - Intro 01:02 - Trash Begets Trash 22:15 - Untitled Segment 25:16 - Drew's Snack Corner 31:46 - Wrap-Up ..read more

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's...a horrible gaping maw on a smooth silver face? Fear not, citizens, for our Pepsiman episode has arrived to quench your thirst! ...for dumb jokes! Join Britt and Drew for SCP mascots, Thirst-Homing, lemon balaclavas, and a fast food battle royale. Timestamps: 00:25 - Intro 00:50 - Trash Begets Trash 36:37 - Untitled Segment 40:37 - Drew's Snack Corner 45:52 - Wrap-Up ..read more

We've finally done it. A creation of humanity so deep and complex that it needed an entire episode to itself. That's right -- it's time to talk about the 1988 masterpiece Mac and Me. Join Britt, Drew, and guest host Alex for Too Many Vacuums, delicious Coca-Cola, and intellectual property theft. Timestamps: 00:26 - Intro 01:00 - Trash Begets Trash 38:17 - Untitled Segment 42:39 - Drew's Snack Corner 47:09 - Wrap-Up Links: King Me!  My Chemical Romance - "Helena"  ..read more

Welcome to King Burger, where you can have it your way, but don't get crazy and jump out of leaf piles at innocent people! The Burger King decided to ignore this advice in his hit 2006 video game Sneak King, and we're here to give you all the unsettling deets. Followed by the surprise TBT appearance of a mysterious merch site! Join Britt and Drew for bad McDonald's songs, highly specific Burger King IP guidelines, mascot chest hair, and Britt's darkest secret. Timestamps: 00:25 - Intro, Invention Q&A 09:08 - Trash Begets Trash 1 34:17 - Trash Begets Trash 2 45:32 - Untitled Segment 51:50 ..read more

Do you like to tickle the ivories, lay down beats, or slappa de bass? Well, what if your instrument was made of rock, fire, or the eldritch moans of the damned? Live your specific symphonic fantasies on this week's episode of Contrivance! Join Britt, Drew, and guest host Camron Clawson of WWFL and Players Guild for an ARG about finding our old a capella group, cave murder, and Dylan's Subaru. Timestamps 00:52 - Intro, Invention Q&A 04:30 - Trash Begets Trash 1 18:21 - Trash Begets Trash 2 26:14 - Trash Begets Trash 3 (ft. Camron Clawson) 44:05 - Untitled Segment 49:36 - Drew's Snack Corne ..read more