North London Farmers’ Markets cancelled as storm Ciara strikes
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by Captain Darling
4y ago
Storm Ciara brought chaos and food shortages to Southern England yesterday as several Sunday Farmers’ Markets were cancelled due to high winds. >> Read more at www.theposttruthpost.co.uk ..read more
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Boris mulls Big Bong Bonanza
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by Joe Cartickles
4y ago
Big Ben may not have bonged for the Big Brexit Bash, but the efforts made to raise the cash to get the old boy's clapper swinging may yet have profound implications for the Exchequer. >> Read more at www.theposttruthpost.co.uk ..read more
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If you want fewer royal engagements befriend a sex offender, Andrew tells Harry
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4y ago
Prince Andrew is thought to have advised his nephew that becoming bezzie mates with a convicted sex offender is the fastest way to get out of attending tedious royal engagements. >> Read more at www.theposttruthpost.co.uk ..read more
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UK to allow limited imports of Coronavirus
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by Sarah Magill
4y ago
The UK has agreed to let the Coronavirus into the country, on the condition that it not be supplied to the most “sensitive citizens”, with safeguards already being put in place to prevent the virus’ access to children, vegans and members of the 1922 Committee. >> Read more at www.theposttruthpost.co.uk ..read more
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Farage and Banks to feature on commemorative 50p
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4y ago
Chancellor Sajid Javid plans to issue millions of commemorative Brexit 50p coins in time for the UK’s exit from the European Union on January 31st. >> Read more at www.theposttruthpost.co.uk ..read more
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Southerners advised to use Burns Night supper as prep for hard Brexit
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4y ago
The Department for Environment Food & Rural Affairs is advising members of the liberal metropolitan elite to use Burns Night supper as a dry run for the food shortages expected to follow a no-deal Brexit. >> Read more at www.theposttruthpost.co.uk ..read more
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Iran crisis: Fresh hopes for peace as Trump abandons New Year’s resolutions
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4y ago
Experts suggest the outbreak of World War 3 could be delayed long enough to get Brexit done if Donald Trump can be kept away from the big red button until after Quitters’ Day. >> Read more at www.theposttruthpost.co.uk ..read more
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Rebecca Long-Bailey’s red jacket and glasses to run alongside Rebecca Long-Bailey for deputy Labour leader post
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by Paul de Udderone
4y ago
The “All Long-Bailey” dream ticket should see Labour basking in electoral success sometime in the early 2040s at the latest, claim supporters. >> Read more at www.theposttruthpost.co.uk ..read more
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Dry January must start on a Monday, say experts
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4y ago
Experts have confirmed that the nation’s annual attempt to stay off the booze for a whole month must start on a Monday. >> Read more at www.theposttruthpost.co.uk ..read more
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Stuff we made up in 2019 – Part 2
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4y ago
Part two of The Post Truth Post’s look back at the spoof news that defined 2019 >> Read more at www.theposttruthpost.co.uk ..read more
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