Dear Readers: We have an exciting announcement to share: Mother Humor is being moving under The Laughing Stork umbrella, where we will continue to share relatable family humor as well as offer a new line of humorous merchandise, including funny guides to motherhood and pregnancy, stationery, games, t-shirts and much, much more. We hope you’ll continue to follow us, both on The Laughing Stork and our newly rebranded Facebook page! -The Mother Humor Team The post Announcement: Mother Humor to Become The Laughing Stork appeared first on Mother Humor ..read more

When complete destruction of the world hits, we moms will be SO ready.   The post How Motherhood Prepares You for the Apocalypse appeared first on Mother Humor ..read more

#1 – The art of subtlety is lost during pregnancy. #2 – Seems fair. #3 – When morning breath causes morning sickness. #4 – This lunch packed for you by… a wife with a case of Pregnancy Brain. #5 – The pillow, too? Lucky guy! #6 – Hey, at least she left some. #7 – Welcome to pregnancy hormones. #8 – Truer words have never been Tweeted. #9 – Another mistake: Trying to garner sympathy when YOUR WIFE IS THE ONE WITH SORE BOOBS. #10 – Smart man, that Ryan. The post These Husbands Posted About Their Pregnant Wives — and They’re Hilarious appeared first on Mother Humor ..read more

According to a study conducted by brave Northwestern University researchers willing to approach parents waiting in cars in the school pick-up line, 100 percent of those parents are consumed with murderous rage. “I got here two hours early and there are still 15 cars in front of me,” fumed murderous dad, Ken Johnson, whose overwhelming boredom had driven him to even checking the golf section of ESPN.com on his phone. Others were less restrained in their assessment of the situation. “I’M GONNA CUT A B*TCH!” screamed human resources manager and mother of two, Lindsay Holt, while flipping off Car ..read more

Dear Readers: We have an exciting announcement to share: Mother Humor is being moving under The Laughing Stork umbrella, where we will continue to share relatable family humor as well as offer a new line of humorous merchandise, including funny guides to motherhood and pregnancy, stationery, games, t-shirts and much, much more. We hope you’ll continue to follow us, both on The Laughing Stork and our newly rebranded Facebook page! -The Mother Humor Team The post Announcement: Mother Humor to Become The Laughing Stork appeared first on Mother Humor ..read more

When complete destruction of the world hits, we moms will be SO ready.   The post How Motherhood Prepares You for the Apocalypse appeared first on Mother Humor ..read more

#1 – The art of subtlety is lost during pregnancy. #2 – Seems fair. #3 – When morning breath causes morning sickness. #4 – This lunch packed for you by… a wife with a case of Pregnancy Brain. #5 – The pillow, too? Lucky guy! #6 – Hey, at least she left some. #7 – Welcome to pregnancy hormones. #8 – Truer words have never been Tweeted. #9 – Another mistake: Trying to garner sympathy when YOUR WIFE IS THE ONE WITH SORE BOOBS. #10 – Smart man, that Ryan. The post These Husbands Posted About Their Pregnant Wives — and They’re Hilarious appeared first on Mother Humor ..read more

According to a study conducted by brave Northwestern University researchers willing to approach parents waiting in cars in the school pick-up line, 100 percent of those parents are consumed with murderous rage. “I got here two hours early and there are still 15 cars in front of me,” fumed murderous dad, Ken Johnson, whose overwhelming boredom had driven him to even checking the golf section of ESPN.com on his phone. Others were less restrained in their assessment of the situation. “I’M GONNA CUT A B*TCH!” screamed human resources manager and mother of two, Lindsay Holt, while flipping off Car ..read more

Your energy might be flagging as you grow that baby in your belly, but thankfully, it doesn’t take much energy to help save the earth! Our experts impart some, um, “creative” tips for celebrating Earth Day while pregnant: 1. Conserve water by eating off your belly. Then no need to wash dishes! 2. Recycle glass jars into porta-potties! (Hey, you never know when the urge is gonna strike.) 3. Instead of driving to work, succumb to what you really want to do — staying home and sleeping. Think of all the greenhouse gas emissions you’ll save! When your boss asks why you’re not at the office, just ..read more

Check out these real-life lies parents have told their kids.  Some told to protect the kids.  Most told to amuse the parents. The post 30 Awful and Funny Lies Parents Tell Their Kids appeared first on Mother Humor ..read more