The Postponement
The Mets Police | What Mets fans talk about when not talking about the actual games
by Shannon Shark @metspolice
3h ago
INT. JERRY’S APARTMENT – DAY Steve is frantically pacing back and forth in Jerry’s apartment, his stress palpable in the air. Jerry, seated comfortably on the couch with a bowl of cereal, watches his friend’s meltdown with a mixture of amusement and concern. STEVE: (wringing his hands) It’s a disaster, Jerry! If this game isn’t sold out, it’ll be the talk of the town. “Uncle Steve ‘s Empty Stadium” they’ll call it! JERRY: (calmly) You’re overreacting. It’s not like the seats get up and dance during the seventh-inning stretch. Although, that might actually sell tickets. STEVE: (stopping in hi ..read more
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Update on Mets museum
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by Shannon Shark @metspolice
15h ago
Looks like The T-Shirt Guy or one of his staff got to see what the Mets are passing off as a museum.  This looks CHEAP.  Like it’s actually cheaper than something the Wilpons had made! I am seeing a lot of Mets Insiders being total shills for this museum fiasco (man I wish I had a time machine and could grab 1988 Howie Rose to take calls about this one) but fortunately there are a few free thinkers left in the world. The post Update on Mets museum appeared first on The Mets Police ..read more
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Mets postpone opener, will play on Good Friday
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by Shannon Shark @metspolice
15h ago
Fascinating.  The forecast isn’t THAT bad, they for sure have tortured fans during far worse forecasts.  Sorry for anyone who is observant about Good Friday services. The post Mets postpone opener, will play on Good Friday appeared first on The Mets Police ..read more
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The Unsold Tickets
The Mets Police | What Mets fans talk about when not talking about the actual games
by Shannon Shark @metspolice
23h ago
INT. JERRY’S APARTMENT – DAY Steve, looking more stressed than usual, is venting to Jerry about the challenges facing Opening Day. The tickets aren’t sold out, and now there’s the added worry of rain. STEVE: (worrying) I’m going to be embarrassed. Opening Day not sold out, and now it might even rain. JERRY: (teasingly) You don’t think the dance team is going to pack them in? At least there’ll be fewer people mad about the museum. Before Steve can reply, Kramer bursts into the apartment with a Kramer-like solution to Steve’s problem. KRAMER: (excitedly) Steve, why don’t you just buy the ticke ..read more
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The Patch
The Mets Police | What Mets fans talk about when not talking about the actual games
by Shannon Shark @metspolice
2d ago
INT. JERRY’S APARTMENT – DAY The atmosphere is casual, with Jerry flipping through a baseball magazine when a thought strikes him. He looks up at Steve, who’s been going over some Mets promotional materials. JERRY: (curiously) Hey, are the Mets planning to do anything for Bud Harrelson? STEVE: (pausing) Do you think we should? KERR: (enthusiastically) Of course! For one of the most beloved Mets of all time? You should definitely do something. How about a patch? STEVE: (shaking his head) We can’t do a patch. JERRY: (surprised) No patch? STEVE: No patch. JERRY:  You gotta do a patch. STE ..read more
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Mets to wear tiny Bud Harrelson patch because the other arm has an advertisement
The Mets Police | What Mets fans talk about when not talking about the actual games
by Shannon Shark @metspolice
3d ago
  That’s pretty small. NEW YORK METS TO HONOR BUDDY HARRELSON WITH UNIFORM PATCH FOR 2024 SEASON   Members of the Harrelson family will participate in Opening Day Ceremonies on March 28   FLUSHING, N.Y., March 25, 2024 – The New York Mets today announced that the team will wear a tribute uniform patch all season long to honor Mets Hall of Famer Buddy Harrelson. Harrelson passed away on January 10, 2024 at age 79 after a lengthy battle with Alzheimer’s. The patch will feature Harrelson’s iconic number three with his nickname “BUDDY” in a diamond and will be worn on the sleeve of ..read more
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The Museum
The Mets Police | What Mets fans talk about when not talking about the actual games
by Shannon Shark @metspolice
3d ago
Steve is pacing back and forth, clearly stressed about the financial implications of an unsold-out Opening Day. STEVE: (worrying) Opening Day isn’t sold out. This is a disaster. We’re losing money hand over fist here. What am I gonna do Jerry? Just then, Kramer bursts into the apartment, brimming with what he believes to be a game-changing idea. KRAMER: (excitedly) Steve, you’re thinking about this all wrong. It’s not about tickets sold, it’s about selling product. You need to expand the team store! STEVE: (sighing) I can’t do that, Kramer. The Mets museum is there. KRAMER: (waving dismissiv ..read more
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Nice clean white Mets cap
The Mets Police | What Mets fans talk about when not talking about the actual games
by Shannon Shark @metspolice
4d ago
This isn’t bad at all.  I think the thick orange NY works better than the ice cream caps did with blue.  I would wear this if @mediagooon bought it for me, but he’s cheap. The post Nice clean white Mets cap appeared first on The Mets Police ..read more
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Mets Carbon Trucker Cap
The Mets Police | What Mets fans talk about when not talking about the actual games
by Shannon Shark @metspolice
5d ago
If this had a low crown and a proper back, it would actually make for some nice low key fashion wear.  But a trucker hat…pass…and caps should not be $32 The post Mets Carbon Trucker Cap appeared first on The Mets Police ..read more
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The Distraction
The Mets Police | What Mets fans talk about when not talking about the actual games
by Shannon Shark @metspolice
6d ago
INT. JERRY’S APARTMENT – DAY Steve is slumped on Jerry’s counter, looking dejected over the recent backlash regarding the dance team, the museum, and the Mets’ new black uniforms. Elaine and Jerry are trying to offer their support, albeit through their usual comedic lens. STEVE: (frustrated) It’s like everything I touch turns into a PR nightmare. The dance team is being mocked on social media, they hate the black uniforms and don’t even get me started on the museum. ELAINE: (teasingly) Maybe you should’ve signed some free agents instead of redesigning costumes. What’s next, sequins? Just as S ..read more
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