Written by a fan (anonymously) in the early hours one morning for his wife – as the best way for him to explain to her why his mood was so dark and unreasonable… Read on and see if the same could be true of any Response Officer anywhere…? ——————————————— So… you wake up – full of hope – wondering what treats and surprises lay in store for you in work today? Make your way to work with no stress and minimal traffic congestion. Arrive at work and remember that it’s a damn week day so you have to drive slowly around the car park for five minutes looking for a space – trying to figure out who all t ..read more

See the footage of our sponsored team South Wales Police “Enforcers” who took on London Heat at the Viola Arena yesterday in Cardiff. www.facebook.com/ukcophumour and scroll down! Also, you can see our full range of “Enforcers” merchandise by clicking here ..read more

Before we begin, let us easily clarify the title by saying, NO. It’s NEVER acceptable for a Police Officer to be racist, use racist language or act in a racist way. Despite this incredible ruling, which, in our humble opinion, is wrong. As we said on Twitter, in a week where a Detective Constable in Gwent Police was dismissed for farting on duty, swearing and generally being a bit of a dickhead – this young lady now finds herself reinstated and presented with a bit of a financial windfall – in a decision that is surely going to fly around the world on Social Media. PC Katie Barratt has won bac ..read more

As brought to you by the fine folks at HotUKDeals, we’re thrilled to report that Asda are bringing out a huge foot and a half long (45cm) Caterpillar Cake called “Colossal Clyde” on April 8th – both online and in-store – it’s not an April Fool’s joke! At a bargain price of £12.00, Clyde is much cheaper than the current giant M&S Colin the Caterpillar cake which is £40 (yes, forty bloody quid!!) and allegedly serves 40 people… PLUS it needs to be ordered in advance. Clyde, however, is a chocolate Swiss roll, filled with buttercream, encased in milk chocolate and then decorated with rainbow ..read more

Probably still not the guy responsible PFED Press Release: 22nd March – 1800 hours. At approximately 2.45pm on 21 March 2019, the Police Federation of England and Wales (PFEW) was subjected to a multi-pronged, sustained cyber-attack. This is separate to the first attack which happened on 9 March and as a result the advice website set up following the first incident is not available. Early indications show that the attack was different to the first and has affected the wider Federation network, including the majority of local Federation Branch Boards. There is no evidence as yet that data has b ..read more