PA Department of Agriculture Updates Invasive Species Warning For Pittsburgh To Include Swifties
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by Gulliver
10M ago
Specific to Pittsburgh this weekend, the Pennsylvania Department of Agriculture today updated its advice about invasive species plaguing the area. “There is a new invasive species everyone needs to be aware of in addition to ..read more
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Area Man Says Free Case Of Bud Light Probably Enough To Overcome His Deeply-Held Anti-Trans Beliefs
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by Gulliver
1y ago
(Sharon, PA) A local man who has been highly critical of the Bud Light advertising campaign featuring influencer Dylan Mulvaney today indicated some flexibility in his position, after Anheuser-Busch Companies, LLC, announced plans to give ..read more
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Nation Pauses To Gesticulate Wildly & Throw Furniture To Mark Jerry Springer’s Passing
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by Gulliver
1y ago
All across the country today angry rants accompanied by wild gesticulating and the throwing of nearby furniture will mark the sad passing of Jerry Springer, who has died aged 79. In between tributes of pantomime ..read more
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Former US President Announces She Is Trans
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by Gulliver
1y ago
(Mar-a-Lago, FL) Saying she had been waiting a long time to do this, former President of the United States and Reality TV star Donna Trump has revealed that she is now a trans woman. “It ..read more
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Former President Comes Out As Staunch Advocate For Prison Reform
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by Gulliver
1y ago
Former President Trump made the news today with a surprising new policy position on prison reform that seemed at odds with the tough, mean-spirited stance he was known for while in office. “It is high-time ..read more
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Emotionally Unstable Man Who Blatantly Lied During Job Interview Somehow Still Gainfully Employed
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by Gulliver
1y ago
Employment law circles were baffled today as news spread on social media about an American worker who is still in his position after being publicly exposed for blatantly lying during the job interview process in ..read more
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America’s Corporations Worry They’re Not Exploiting PRIDE Enough “We could be doing so much more!”
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by Gulliver
2y ago
As the nation enters PRIDE month, a number of Fortune 500 companies expressed fears today that they are not doing enough during this time when we all celebrate LGBTQIA2S+ diversity, according to an industry insider ..read more
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Greg Abbott Stresses Why Abortion Is So Wrong: “That fetus could be the next elementary student who dreams of curing cancer before being shot to death”
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by Gulliver
2y ago
(Austin, TX) Responding to the latest tragic school shooting in his state, Governor Greg Abbott today said it should serve as a reminder of what a tragedy abortion is and why it must come to ..read more
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Media To Only Cover Every Other Mass Shooting To Give Rest Of News A Chance
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by Gulliver
2y ago
The media in the United States today resolved to address a serious problem facing society – how to fit in all the news given the frequency of mass shootings these days. “People expect us to ..read more
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Police Inform Brett Kavanaugh They Cannot Terminate The Protests Outside His Home
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by Gulliver
2y ago
(Chevy Chase, MD) US Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh was angered to learn today that law enforcement authorities would not be preventing protesters from demonstrating outside his family home. A police spokesperson explained it was simply ..read more
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