You’ve gone PTS if the following types of things happen to you. The only help is Scientology and the PTS/SP Rundown. As L. Ron Hubbard wrote, “Everything will go bad in your life if you read entheta and Black PR online. And yes, they are spying on you. Therefore, the prepared Scientologist must remain paranoid at all times ..read more

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Scientology New OT8 Eddie Arcbreaky after experiencing the first five minutes of the new 1000X more powerful Tom Cruise Super Power Rundown Scientology’s new 1000X more powerful Super Power Rundown is creating an entire new race of SUPER POWERFUL SCIENTOLOGY SUPER BEINGS!!! In other words, this new Flag-only Rundown is creating a race of Tom Cruises! Inspired by the world’s second-most dedicated Scientologist Tom Cruise, the 9G Centrifuge will test your OT powers like never before!!! WARNING: The new Flag-only 1000X more powerful Super Power Rundown will break your eyeglasses, shatter your ..read more

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Criminal defense attorney Philip Cohen declared today that his client David Miscavige was in Russia with his friend Vladmir Putin when $30 million in cash was stolen from a Los Angeles storage facility. “Mr. Miscavige was in Moscow discussing money laundering arrangements between Russian aluminum companies and Scientology organizations in Belarus, Kazakhstan, and Serbia,” Cohen insisted. “Scientology is the most ethical group on the planet,” Cohen asserted. “As such, Scientology would never engage in a highly planned, brazen, and premeditated organized crime such as this theft of $30 millio ..read more

Captain David Miscavige’s personal Vedic astrologer Jyotisha-Vastu declared the impending solar eclipse to be a message from L. Ron Hubbard on Target 2. “The solar eclipse is a sign form SOURCE!,” Jyotisha-Vastu insisted during a Scientology fundraiser for David Miscavige’s mounting legal fees. “SOURCE is telling all Scientologists that there are hard times coming for the Church but that this ‘time of testing’ will be followed by good times for the Church.” “The entheta, lawsuits, Sea Org members blowing, and the statcrashes — it is all a purification phase.” “These present hard times will b ..read more

Spacelord Xenu, the Supreme Ruler of all Galaxies in this sector of the universe, announced today that he has retired his obsolete fleet of DC-8 spaceplanes and has replaced them with a sleek new fleet of luxury spaceplanes. The new spaceplanes were christened with the name Xixty-Sike Spaceliners. Unlike the old DC-8 spaceplanes which did not have jet engines, the new Xixty-Sike Spaceliners are equipped with jet engines which will allow them to cruise in the Earth’s stratosphere and spray billions of tons of chemtrails and NWO-approved Big Pharma drugs over vast populations each and every d ..read more

“Millions of tourists visit the Hollywood sign each year, so it made sense for Scientology to spend $250 million to dismantle and relocate its iconic Pac Base to a site just below the Hollywood sign,” said Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “The new location is much better than crime-ridden East Hollywood where ‘Big Blue’ was formerly located,” Delusion noted. “Crime is the WHY for Pac Base having consistently failed during the past 20 years at its old location. Even COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige would not go to PAC Base as he did not feel safe there. Of particular menace were the hordes of unwas ..read more

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Scientology lawyer E. Stuart Mills Explains why Scientology Leader David Miscavige is 100,000,000% more popular than Taylor Swift. Mr. Mills also propounds other remarkable truths to the 12.4 billion Scientologists on this planet ..read more