Criminal defense attorney Philip Cohen declared today that his client David Miscavige was in Russia with his friend Vladmir Putin when $30 million in cash was stolen from a Los Angeles storage facility. “Mr. Miscavige was in Moscow discussing money laundering arrangements between Russian aluminum companies and Scientology organizations in Belarus, Kazakhstan, and Serbia,” Cohen insisted. “Scientology is the most ethical group on the planet,” Cohen asserted. “As such, Scientology would never engage in a highly planned, brazen, and premeditated organized crime such as this theft of $30 millio ..read more

Captain David Miscavige’s personal Vedic astrologer Jyotisha-Vastu declared the impending solar eclipse to be a message from L. Ron Hubbard on Target 2. “The solar eclipse is a sign form SOURCE!,” Jyotisha-Vastu insisted during a Scientology fundraiser for David Miscavige’s mounting legal fees. “SOURCE is telling all Scientologists that there are hard times coming for the Church but that this ‘time of testing’ will be followed by good times for the Church.” “The entheta, lawsuits, Sea Org members blowing, and the statcrashes — it is all a purification phase.” “These present hard times will b ..read more

Spacelord Xenu, the Supreme Ruler of all Galaxies in this sector of the universe, announced today that he has retired his obsolete fleet of DC-8 spaceplanes and has replaced them with a sleek new fleet of luxury spaceplanes. The new spaceplanes were christened with the name Xixty-Sike Spaceliners. Unlike the old DC-8 spaceplanes which did not have jet engines, the new Xixty-Sike Spaceliners are equipped with jet engines which will allow them to cruise in the Earth’s stratosphere and spray billions of tons of chemtrails and NWO-approved Big Pharma drugs over vast populations each and every d ..read more

“Millions of tourists visit the Hollywood sign each year, so it made sense for Scientology to spend $250 million to dismantle and relocate its iconic Pac Base to a site just below the Hollywood sign,” said Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “The new location is much better than crime-ridden East Hollywood where ‘Big Blue’ was formerly located,” Delusion noted. “Crime is the WHY for Pac Base having consistently failed during the past 20 years at its old location. Even COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige would not go to PAC Base as he did not feel safe there. Of particular menace were the hordes of unwas ..read more

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Scientology lawyer E. Stuart Mills Explains why Scientology Leader David Miscavige is 100,000,000% more popular than Taylor Swift. Mr. Mills also propounds other remarkable truths to the 12.4 billion Scientologists on this planet ..read more

Fictional Internet Lawyer E. Stuart Mills answers questions on behalf of his clients the Church of Scientology and the Religious Technology Center. Ask Mr. Mills anything. Mr. Mills reserves all rights to give non-answers or to object to your questions. In his previous YT Live, Fictional Internet Lawyer E. Stuart Mills announced that his client the Church of Scientology was suing the LAPD for $1 billion USD for breach of contract for its failure to jail the TikTok Crew ..read more

Scientology Sues LAPD for $100 Million; Alleges Breach of Contract for Not Jailing TikTok Crew (Satire ..read more

Sir Elton John (1911-1986) was a great humanitarian who created Scientology. Sir Elton John is not to be confused with Lafayette Ronald Hubbard, a writer of science fiction and con artist whose long criminal record is quite sordid ..read more

Furtive and discarnate agents of SIG LLC penetrated David Miscavige’s Secret Occult Inner Zoom Circle (SOIZC). The SOIZC is where David Miscavige and his avaricious hirelings receive TOP SECRET instructions from L. Ron Hubbard on Target 2. The aforementioned Discarnate Agents recorded L. Ron Hubbard telling David Miscavige that the Babylon Working officially disintegrated in all its forms on 12/23/2023. The disintegration of the Babylon Working worsens the already hyper-accelerating collapse of the Church of Scientology in all its forms ..read more