Waiter Rant
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Funny but authoritative guide to tipping, Keep the Change. Steve Dublanica is the author of the NYT Bestseller Waiter Rant.
Waiter Rant
3w ago
My daughter plays the flute in her fifth grade band and, this morning, they put on a holiday concert. Arriving early, I snagged a couple of seats near the front for snapping pictures and waited for my wife to join me. “How are you, Steve?” one of the mom’s seated behind of me, asked. “Fine,” […]
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Waiter Rant
1M ago
Malignancies, car crashes Power’s decisions rash Politics, war, ideological clash Terror marring summer skies Buildings imploding, cutting short lives Death, loss, insanity, sundering ties Young men angered over trifles Seeking fame with rifles Innocent lives stifled Spouses swift dead Penury unexpected instead Loves replaced with dread Youth taken too soon Hearts devastated strewn Not escaping […]
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Waiter Rant
1M ago
On morning kissed streets Mercuries fleet streak past As mothers perambulating, solidarity meet Whilst old men for whom the die’s cast Each other knowingly greet. The shopkeeper with wares Opening for the day As youth, hale and fair Blazing bright, much to say Easy rolling gaits, tragedy unaware. Dogs walking, leashes straining Sidewalk cafes, families […]
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Waiter Rant
1M ago
Huddled masses, yearning to be free Enslaved to needs of you and me Grow our crops, tend our fields Beneath hard men who refuse to yield. Packing impulsive desires Things they can’t afford to acquire Into mails, swift to ship As technocrats crack the whip. Clean our homes, porcelains gleaming As we whisper about them […]
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Waiter Rant
1M ago
Baby ahead of me in line Eyes staring, beautiful they shine Fresh opened, trusting, kind Shimmering wisdoms new and divine. Not stained with adult guile Which sorrow’s sediment piles Ensouled only a short while She makes me smile. What in her life shall she see When time marches beyond me? Flying cars? Men on Mars? […]
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Waiter Rant
2M ago
The Golden Mouthed, he was the one Singing about the Father, Spirit, & Son Intoning Triune creeds Beseeching deliverance from affliction, wrath and need. Old words, on Sunday’s rote droned Under gold onioned domes Before workaday concerns, alone Dominate ordinary time at home. By Monday, incense drifted away Tabletop concerns reassert sway. What’s owed me and […]
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Waiter Rant
2M ago
Billowing menace, acrid scents Old growth, saplings charring together While out of sight, fawns distressed race And the owl’s perch succumbs. Golden hordes breaching firebreaks Rapine alight windswept, rapacious, desiccation stoked Consuming canopies, no quarter given While rooted tributaries blazing course underfoot. Slight deluges, drawn from placid lakes Lofted by fraught metaled battalions Plunge pityingly […]
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Waiter Rant
2M ago
Things you have to do To your body stay true. Diet, exercise, apothecary Doctors, tests, insurance mandatory. Youth ground away A little more each day But forget counsel’s irredentist I still have to go to the dentist. Ever since battles malignant Naked, poked – most indignant Chattering angst free floats Whenever I spy a lab […]
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Waiter Rant
2M ago
Every tear wiped away, But not in Isreal Not in Gaza. Where’s your Messiah now? Ukraine’s sunflowers weep, Unable to follow the sun Attrited by Third Rome’s janissaries, Iconostases rubbled By eyes in the sky weeping ruin. Iron beasts, slain Litter desert, forest, By isotopic arrows despoiled, Cancerous, ravenous, patient. Empty hearths. Children’s questions. Abba? […]
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Waiter Rant
2M ago
There will be wars And rumors of wars The rapacious mogul knows Plying his long division in television shows. Fractional punditry Unhinged jaws, Hell’s colliers Cast the masses sundry Into worlds polar. Reynard’s sly Vixens too, aggrieved privilege fuming Pushing lies The common outrage consuming. Facts elided Talking points lockstep spun No report, we’ve decided. […]
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