The Daily Nooze
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The Daily Nooze is a daily blog devoted to political news with a liberal/progressive slant. It features both straight news stories and satire.
The Daily Nooze
3w ago
reprint from moronmajority.com In an unprecedented move, the nation’s leading satirists gathered on the steps of the Capitol today to stage a protest against what they call the “unbearable tyranny of reality.” Their target? … Donald J. Trump. With one shocking Cabinet pick after another, many worry they soon may be unemployed. “Trump is literally putting us ..read more
The Daily Nooze
3w ago
With the reelection of Donald Trump as President of the United States, many are grappling with an uneasy question: Is American democracy nearing its breaking point? Some are even pondering the unthinkable – will America soon join the ranks of other failed democracies? Trump, undoubtedly one of the most flawed and corrupt individuals ever to ..read more
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1M ago
reprint from moronmajority.com Congrats fellow Americans, we did it again! After a nail-biting election, President Trump is here to save us all! Forget the naysayers and pundits—we the people have spoken. And boy, do we have our guy back: Donald J. Trump, ready to right all wrongs with one sweep of his seven iron… or ..read more
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1M ago
As Election Day nears, tension over the possibility of a second Trump presidency has many wondering where accountability lies if voters once again choose a path that could upend American democracy. Since becoming her party’s nominee, Kamala Harris has done everything in her power to warn the public of the dangers associated with another four ..read more
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3M ago
Many political analysts love to talk about the two pivotal moments in the 2024 presidential race… Joe Biden’s decision not to seek reelection and his endorsement of Kamala Harris to become the Democratic Party’s nominee. But these two milestone developments would never have happened but for a third, and I believe, more consequential, moment. After ..read more
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4M ago
Reprint from moronmajority.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Republican Party has entered full-blown panic mode amid growing fears that a Kamala Harris administration might attempt to pass legislation that aligns with the will of the majority of Americans. “We’re facing an unprecedented threat,” said Senator Mitch McConnell, wiping sweat from his brow. “Imagine waking up one ..read more
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4M ago
reprint from moronmajority.com Just as many Democrats are worried the U.S. is not ready to elect its first woman chief executive, some Republicans are fretting over whether the country is prepared to elect its first convicted felon as president. In a strange twist few saw coming, both parties are attempting a political first in presidential ..read more
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5M ago
We know Poppy, you have always been a good driver, a safe driver. But now that you’ve reached your golden years, your reflexes aren’t what they used to be, your eyesight and hearing aren’t what they used to be. Driving now can be dangerous, not just for you but for other people on the road.
We care about you and want you to be safe, so please hand over the keys. You know we are more than happy to drive you anywhere you want to go so you’ll never be stuck in the house. So please, the keys.  ..read more
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5M ago
Reprint from moronmajority.com
It didn’t take long. Following his feeble and weak debate performance, Joe Biden has ousted his personal White House physician.
“The performance-enhancing drugs didn’t work!” screamed an angry Biden.
Reached for comment, Dr. Kevin O’Connor took full responsibility for Biden’s unmedicated disaster. Instead of giving him an orange flavored THC gummy, he instead accidently gave Biden a Flintstones chewable vitamin.
There is now talk of offering the job of White House physician to Donald Trump’s former doctor, Ronny Jackson ..read more